"he's always sidestepping sideways"

[THE CHAMP]

john newcombe on the tennis
he will want to hold serve now to consolodate the break.
aaaaaarrrrgh my f**king god

 

[Flapper]

Scott Prince talking about "fleetwood footwork" and Mark Gasnier ending an interview with Daly Cherry-Evans with "thanks Mitch" are two favourites :lol:

 

[souths_pride]

"Weakest cog in the chain" - Mark Geyer

MG has come up with some classics. I remember a few years back he invented the term "slight of foot" as opposed to "slight of hand"!

 

[Slug]

"He's favouring a groin injury, at the top of his leg".

"He got a verbal tongue lashing."

RIP the great Rex Mossop. No one murdered the English language like Rex.

 

[Slug]

This is the singularly worst ever performance by a commentator though. Take a bow, Scott Prince.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gsOSQXLDiqw

 

[ram raid]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y3K312eIyrg

Nice to see that commentator didn't let his bias get the better of him.

 

[ram raid]

This is the singularly worst ever performance by a commentator though. Take a bow, Scott Prince.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gsOSQXLDiqw

Joey Johns when he first started out was pretty nervous and bad. Not THAT bad though..

 

[blaza88z]

their forwards are going forward

 

[Chook Norris]

This is the singularly worst ever performance by a commentator though. Take a bow, Scott Prince.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gsOSQXLDiqw

sh*t :lol: poor bloke

Reminds me of a video interview for a job I did recently... nervous as f**k trying to remember things to say

 

[axl rose]

"The Raiders are self-exploding here"- Laurie Daley

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I think it was Benny Elias who saw 'light at the end of the carrot'.

 

[Meth]

I don't know why Prince got a gig. It's not as if he was one of the greats and he's hardly got a colourful personality.

 

[JJ]

Howie Tamati "what they've got to do is get down the other end and score some tries"

 

[The Enforcer]

Whenever any commentator says something along the lines of
"They'll want to score here"

And when the scores are close and they say "important to be the next team to score" ??

 

[The Rosco]

Raaayyyy is prone to confusing goal and gold.
Leads to such things as: Gold line dropouts, and catching a bomb in the In-Gold area.

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Scott Prince talking about "fleetwood footwork" and Mark Gasnier ending an interview with Daly Cherry-Evans with "thanks Mitch" are two favourites :lol:

Pretty sure The Gyuz Marn referred to Terry Campese as "David" in an interview as well.

It gave the bald man a bit of a chuckle.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Surprised Halligan hasn't gotten a mention yet. He gibbers with the best of them.

My favourite this year was when the Warriors scored a try off a bomb (Manu bat back to Tomkins iirc). It was something along the lines of "They all swarmed in like bees to a honeypot, and the sweetest honey of them all is the one who gets it".

Never before heard a commentator refer to Manu as "the sweetest honey".

 

[Slug]

Surprised Halligan hasn't gotten a mention yet. He gibbers with the best of them.

My favourite this year was when the Warriors scored a try off a bomb (Manu bat back to Tomkins iirc). It was something along the lines of "They all swarmed in like bees to a honeypot, and the sweetest honey of them all is the one who gets it".

Never before heard a commentator refer to Manu as "the sweetest honey".

Lol. I remember mentioning it to the missus. Crackup.

 

[HHH]

in the early 2000s Mario Fenech was commentating a game when team kicked a field goal to go up by 9 points and he comes up with " that gives them the important 9 point lead"

couldn't stop laughing

 

[eozsmiles]

john newcombe on the tennis
he will want to hold serve now to consolodate the break.
aaaaaarrrrgh my f**king god

If we're going for other sports then Bill Lawry must get a mention with one of his tried and tested lines :

"(insert batsman's name) will want to get bat on ball here"