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Home & Away: Who Did It?

Who Bobs Off Grant?

  • Charlie

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Angelo: Lockyer lookalike

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Ruby

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Hugo

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Colleen

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Alf

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • Morag

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Total voters
    9

St. Brett

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See this mature one here from Neighbours?

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She's the one with great tits.

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And does anyone remember when Irene was introduced to Home & Away?
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Anyone remember that episode?
What a laugh riot.
Who was there when Irene came into Home & Away in her very first role on the show?
Anyone?
Remember Alf was driving down this empty road and here was Irene walking from behind, in jeans, out in the middle of no where and Alf gets this massive, ragging, thunderous, muderous hard-on and he goes, oh what have we got here!

He pulls up beside her and she sticks her f*ck ugly head in his window and goes "argggh darling do you know where -"

And Alf screamed and floored the f*cker outta there scared outta his f*ckin' gourd, man!

She had this helga face on 'er and it was friggin' hilarious that episode.
She had a young girls arse and old womans face.
But remember Alf in that ep?
He actually went argggggh! Flamin' hell!
 
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St. Brett

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You know I'm surprised that Home & Away hasn't introduced a character called Corey onto the show by now.
It'll only be a matter of time though.

It's bad enough some prick is called Romeo lately.
See that Annie the other week being all clumsy around that Romeo fella.
She kept fummbling her feet and falling over him.

And about a month ago they done a story on Ruby boinking Zavier as Morage and Ross busted in on 'em.
Underage sex, man, nice and perfect just for Dennis Fergurson.

With the under age Ruby, Nicole and Annie story lines you can bet your arse Unky Fergurson keeps watching its progress.

Me, I'd prefer to watch that Neighbours chicks tits.
She's always flashing her assetts out on the TV screne.

Tonights episode will heat up.
See the new detective in the show?
See him get Angelo to hold his coffee for him?
And then he made Ruby clap her hands.
 

backdoor

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I thought Neighbours and Home & Away were just about tits.
Nothing else on either show worth taking note of.
 

Phillips

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Home and Away turned sh*t when Shane died.. and Angel left.

and to a lessor exstant vinnie and jesse.
 

carcharias

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Well
I dunno if I have mentioned this on here...but I have done some acting..and yes Home and away was one show I appeared on.

A long time ago though.
 
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When they changed Bec Cartwrights charactor to a different actor when she left, f**king crack up........... Worked with Pippa, but the new pippa could actually act a tad!
 
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nice posts st brett.

While I cant comment on the current happenings in Summer Bay (I havent watched the show in about a decade). I'd like to add a bit to some of ur nostalgic talk.

Irene was the ultimate stereotypical sheila when she first joined the show. Evil lady, hellbent on ruining her kids (Finlay & Damien. my H&A respect would go to anyone who can name the older brother who was out of jail and loved to drive the "charger", played by the guy from 80s boy band Indecent Obsession) lives. Out of nowhere shes a damn saint, I'm pretty sure it was the red hair dye that did it.

Shane was much the same, was a bad influence on Damien, stealing things from the surf shop and whatnot. Out of nowhere hes the good guy of the show, fighting with Tug who ends up going the exact same way, thanks to help from Bobby.

How come that Sarah girl was heaps latin looking and her dad was an over the top ocka guy?

Remember that Brodie bitch, f**k i hated her and i still do, f**k her and f**k whatever character helped bring her into the show, I have a feeling it was either that Joey Rainbow f**kwit or that James Matheson lookalike that I cant remember the name of.

Remember the goth guy, I once wore my hair like his to school once, before he ever appeared on the show. That guy made me realize how stupid I looked. Im down with most goth fashion, but that guy was a mess.

I think its the funniest sh*t ever that they made Milko a real character. For ages i loved to joke about Milko, such as almost writing a complaint letter to Kate Ritchie that she didnt give half of her Logie award to Milko or even thank him. now hes just some curly haired guy. was cool at first coz it was very funny, but sad now.

when i was 12 I dug the hell out of Isla Fisher. Now that I'm 27, I still do.

I dont know why I ever found Tempany Deckert hot.

This isnt the first H&A Rape storyline, remember when that Chloe bitch got raped and it upset that Curtis guy coz he couldnt get his freak on with her and she chopped her hair off or something and went for lots of walks on the beach.

That Dani chick was sexy as hell

Marylin actually married Fisher. WTF.

Floss & Neville were the most pointless characters in TV history.

How come hardly any H&A stars tried music careers? Neighbours had millions of actresses and a few actors try their hand at music (quite a few succeeded as well). Even E-Street had that Melissa Tkautz bitch do some very sh*t songs (if u wanna wait till later, hands off my detanator. wtf?) and Bruce Samazan brought out the worst rap song ever. How come Duncan didnt come out with some Indie Rock song? or Sophie try to reach no.1 with a bad early 90s pop song?
 

Hallatia

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that for that analysis Brett, I actually really enjoyed reading your ramblings in this thread:lol:

for all the criticism you can give the show I thought the way they brought in Miles was brilliant, whoever wrote that up - genius.

I hate the way they mess with characters I like, particularly Roman and Vinnie, I loved both of those guys and then they just hooked them up with Leah and screwed them up before getting rid of them. It is funny how VJ picked up on Leah's kiss of death and didn't want her having a relationship with Roman. I want VJ to be cool like his dad, I don't like what they've done with him over the last few weeks. Being Vinnie's son, that kid had potential. I liked that detective guy Leah went out with, he entertained me, but he didn't stay for long. The other day my sister suggested that they put Romeo and Leah together ... They have pandered to the age thing, they put Kim and Rachel together - great Couple, Alf and that lady who was conning him, stupid wench, her name ecapes me
I remember when I was a kid we all used to immitate Alf saying "flaming mongrel" and it was what he was famous for and stuff, but he doesn't really do it anymore. I think he has a bit of a senile element at the moment, I like it in him


Someone mentioned Neighbours, I want Susan to die, I know she is not going to, but she has been really pissing me off, she is whiney and annoying and I kind of want to strangle her whenever she talks.
I love Paul Robinson, he is the best character in the show, even when he is evil (apart fom the whole brain tumour thing he was really weird then)
 

Hallatia

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f**kin hated brodie also.. its not a f**kin girls name.
I couldn't stand her too. Mostly because she just was not attractive, and it really did not make sense how she could steal not one but 2 boyfriends from Hayley. One of which was Leah's brother Alex:fist:
 

St. Brett

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Who in their right mind would dredge this thread up?

The topic of this thread was ions ago.

Turns out Charlie's Dad was the killer.

I thought that witty cop with the teddy bear was a cracker of a character.
He talked so much sh*t.

The murder of Grant is done and dusted.

They've moved on to whatshername? She's being pressured by Liam to root him.

Stop the press!

Who saw Aden deck that Liam a few weeks ago?

5 seconds before he flawed Liam I said outloud he's going to smoke him and bam, the right cross.
Or, was it a hook?

Now they're living under the same roof.
Both vying to root whatshername.

Geoff's now rooting that under age whore Ruby.

See Tempany Decket is in those shebangabang commercials for commowealth bank lately?

Home & Away is sort of rudderless lately bringing in that whole bunbgo bungo Jap storyline.
People smuggling and sh*t is crap.

I can't recall if they went back to that storline of Martha verses the politic for town councilor.

I haven't been watching to be truthful.

I think Aden goes to the ball with whatshername on Friday night and has relapses about whathersname.

See the pathetic ep a few weeks back where Liam was swooning whatshername with his guitar?

Romeo has dissapeared as has the asian guy and the skinny girl who was learning to surf with Romeo.

See Miles get the sh*t kicked out of him taking a shower by the beach.
They stomped his head LA gang style.
Then in his pathetic revenge he just grabbed some kid and held him.
Pretty weak.

On the Neighbors front the asian chicks parents are arriving to take her back to the land of the rising sun as she cheated.
They lost face she has no honour and her acting is f*cked.
The Nicole Kidman lookalike left Neighbors for LA both in the show and in real life.
I think Toadie's fingering that little fat boy. And the dog as well.

This one here below has no boobies whatsoever.

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She may have a pretty face 'n all but she's flat as a surf board.
You could make a deposit on her face but she can't keep you warm between the isles in the stream.
 
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