Homer's Classics (part 2)

[Twizzle]

We lost the last one, just like we lost the pic thread.

So I'm starting this one again.

The Cat burgler was on tonight.

He has some classics when he is using a computer.

Now press any key, "which one is the any key"

"I feel like a drink, press TAB."

"They have the internet on computer now"

It works on so many levels.

 

[Alba]

:lol: :lol: :lol: never get old

 

[knights04]

Mr Burns: "I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation? :lol:

 

[Alba]

hahahaha

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

Homer: English, who needs that? I'm never going to England
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Homer: Aw, $20. I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: $20 can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be excanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!
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Homer: Homer: Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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Finally for my favourite:

Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office: Ok Mr. Burns. Uh, what's your first name.
Homer: I don't know.

 

[Alba]

imagine if u actually had a dad like that #-o

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

I know eh.

 

[Raider_69]

Lisa: You wouldnt understand
Homer: Ohh Lisa, just because i dont care, dosnt mean i dont understand

^^^
what every parent thinks when there kids complain
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Alba]

hahahahahahahaha so tru

 

[~bedsy~]

I think pretty much everything out of his mouth is a classic :lol:
"Hay he lied to us through song... I hate when people do that"

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

I dun tell my parents anything.

 

[SP]

the lines from the boogeyman episode are one of the best

but the best is "the internet is on computers now"

 

[Raider_69]

Homer: Bart i dont want to alarm you but their may be a boogieman or men in the house

Bart: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[JTR]

To the tune of the Flintstones theme song as Homer is driving along in his car:

"Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y...
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree... ARRRRGGGHH!!"
*crash*

That one always makes me chuckle

 

[Le Rouge]

HOMER:

You know what i love about you English people ...................... Octopussy, man I must have seen that movie ....... twice.

 

[Twizzle]

Are we there yet...................no
Are we there yet...................no
Are we there yet...................no
Are we there yet...................no
Are we there yet...................no
Are we there yet...................no
Are we there yet...................wait.....................now.

 

[choc_soldier]

From now on honey, we'll be spelling EVERYTHING with letters! :lol:

 

[Spike]

Homer: "So I says to him your car was already upside down when I got here buddy and as far as your grandma, she shouldn't of mouthed off like that"

 

[Raider_69]

Homer: "So I says to him your car was already upside down when I got here buddy and as far as your grandma, she shouldn't of mouthed off like that"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i love that one

 

[Phillips]

"so i say, you can kiss my asphalt....hehehe"