I am ridiculously shy with women

[Jae]

Well they're gonna think that when you offer them a drink through funnel coming from your jacket

:lol::lol:

Yeah how do you plan on disguising that one? Going up to the bar and asking for an empty glass then going to the bathroom?

 

[Troy is good]

Piss off, I'd go up to the bar, ask for an empty glass and pour it while nobody was looking, then take it back

 

[Troy is good]

lol didn't see your post

 

[Phillips]

Problem is, when I drink more alcohol I lose all interest in women and just sit there staring at the wall

drinking more alcohol is not wise...its cost me getting a chick plenty of times :x

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Drinking alcohol helps me pick up, but not too much, I'd like to remember how it happened.

 

[lolesi]

Abuse them, put them in there place, make them feel bad about themselves and then they are all yours*

* may not work

 

[Alba]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha ur a funny one arent u!!

*watches wat is said in fear of thread getting locked*

 

[Troy is good]

drinking more alcohol is not wise...its cost me getting a chick plenty of times :x

Oh believe me, I've been there. Worst was the time I'd had a few pre drinks before arriving at a party, started chatting up the chick whose party it was (I'd had a few, I wasn't buckled down by nerves at all), somehow got myself into a shot contest (because I'm an idiot). 8 shots of Beam in 8 minutes later, I fell off a chair, broke it and got thrown out of the party

 

[Phillips]

spike there drinks....or is that illegall 8-[

 

[Troy is good]

It probably is, but it worked for the fat chicks on Fat Pizza, so I suppose it's worth a go

 

[Phillips]

one thing not to do is follow the girl home whist drunk at 2:30 in the morning.....

*stupid alcohol*

 

[Alba]

:O that was u!!! im sorry for the mace dude!

 

[Jordan]

http://www.sosuave.net

I stumbled upon that site a while ago and started reading a few tips and stuff... and I've actually been getting a lot more success lately...

Some of it may seem outrageous, but it actually works ;-)

 

[Alba]

omfg jus be natural and hav confidence dudes .. girls dont like guys that hav no confidence .. dont be cocky tho thats too far .. u dont need a stupid site to tell u how to act around girls to get them u just need to be yourself .. otherwise you will end up getting someone that isnt with you for you ..

 

[Jordan]

...and to people who have no confidence, this quote just might inspire you


[font=verdana, arial, helvetica]"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."

Michael Jordan

...or not :?
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[Raider_69]

its all about ego peoples
confidence within yaself, i look like a beaten favourite but i do alright for myself cause i stroke her ego, and have confidence enought to be able to laugh at myself

 

[Jae]

Sosuave... God that place is awful. I remember going there once and picking apart some of the sh*t they come out with to post at another forum, brought much entertainment. That place is full of nerds who most likely take the advice and just use it online anyways. Be confident, be outgoing and for the love of God don't BYO to clubs.

 

[xXSANDYXx]

hehe you should get with some of your mates and make a group word thing that you can say when you see a girl you like. theres a group of lads where i live who shout SAMBA when they see a girl they like.... gets them noticed!

 

[Jae]

Yeah I've got a secret code word you could yell out Troy..

"I'm rich and hung like a f**king donkey"

That should bring them running.

 

[MONY]

the most important thing to do is become friends with them before you intend on doing anything. just talk to those gals about anything and see if ya got anything in common to talk about. ask her for her number and message her like a week later asking if she wants to go out for a drink again and boom one thing leads to another.