I can cook!!

[weasel]

Tonight, for the first time ever, I made this lovely thai chicken dish. Of course I've cooked before, I've been living out of home for three years, but I've never dared to try something this ambitious. I really believe this is a turning point in my whole existence and I'm beaming...oozing, with pride. And by all accounts the special someone I made it for loved it.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

* Earl suddenly runs to the toilet* :lol: :lol:

 

[legallyblonde]

Id make the worst house bitch lol i cant cook, cant sew and cant iron.
Id much rather watch the footy and have a beer with my room mates haha

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Virgos :lol:

 

[madunit]

I can cook stuff, I'm good ;-) :mrgreen:

 

[Twizzle]

I cook barbies.

I try to stay out of the kitchen, its so hard, that's where the fridge is.

Beer me.

 

[legallyblonde]

me too

 

[***MH***]

I sewed for the first time tonight!!! I fixed the drawstring in my tracky dacks!!! it took me forty f**ken minutes to get the coat hanger wire through with the shoelace attached, but in the end i got the f**ker!

 

[xXSANDYXx]

i can sew i made a waistcoat with sum painting pattern on it in textiles last year
im hopeless at cooking tho and ironing, i can blow up the kitchen, poison ppl and burn shirts :roll:

 

[Alba]

i can cook to an extent but i hate ironing ( i can do it but avoid it like the plague ) and im alright at sewing ....

 

[legallyblonde]

well you can be my house bitch TB haha

 

[Alba]

HAY HAY LB dont get me wrong i like ur style much much more than bein a kitchen bitch! that label sucks ass! #-o

 

[weasel]

I sewed for the first time tonight!!! I fixed the drawstring in my tracky dacks!!! it took me forty f***en minutes to get the coat hanger wire through with the shoelace attached, but in the end i got the f***er!

Congratulations, Mighty Heighty.

 

[Houdini]

I can cook, its cleaning the dishes afterwards that I hate.
I can't sew and I avoid ironing as much as possible

 

[Twizzle]

None of you women are house trained.

We'll have to send you all to boot camp.

 

[brook]

I can cook, its cleaning the dishes afterwards that I hate.
I can't sew and I avoid ironing as much as possible

This is exactly like me

the deal is I cook, he washes up

I can sew enough to fix clothes (buttons, split seams etc) but anything more ambitious than that goes to mum...and all my clothes are checked over to ensure they don't need ironing before I buy them

 

[Evilgrowler]

Good onya Weasel. It's amazing what you can do when you have to. ;-)

 

[Mr Angry]

I share the cooking duties with my wife.
I am a specialist in three course candle light suprises.
I am apparently a crap cleaner and a messy cook.
I do not do sewing, but I do all the ironing - even netball skirt pleats.
I do not do mowing, yard work and refuse to open car bonnets.
Ribbish bins are also the wife's job.

Vodka and Orange me ;-)

 

[brook]

I am apparently a crap cleaner and a messy cook.

This is me all over - when I do stir frys about half of it ends up all over the kitchen bench/floor

 

[Alba]

when i cook i always clean as i cook so then there isnt really much of a mess to clean up!