I had a dream...

[parra pete]

It was on topic until the cricket talk came in

G'DAY JACK...FAREWELL JACK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnEOr1MgwTM

 

[Casper The Ghost]

Jess is also very sensitive and mature, and often make jokes about herself in good spirit. Jess is secure enough to go along with jokes and pranks about her. Jess just takes offense to being called a sheep just because she has a similar opinion to her friends.


Jess still finds your posts EXTREMELY hard to read!

Dear Jess, If you are having great difficulty with the English language what about Egyptian Hieroglyphics???? Will this help????

I am all for remedy and to show respect for the woman that you are I am quite happy to communicate with you in another language......

Please let me know if you are up to speed with hieroglyphics and if yes, I can rewrite my last post in hieroglyphics for you....

Yes..... I'm only joking........ gees Jess,........ now I am not joking and am truly reaching out to you....... please go back and find a sentence that is grammatically incorrect, that does not make sense.... Or at least ask me... which sentence or paragraph or metaphor or construct you are having difficulty with and I can elaborate/translate/communicate further.

If required you can ask also HJ or Parra Pete to translate as they are trained in the secret art of Orwellian Double and Triple Speak and Masonic hand signals and handshakes.

Also, I did not call you a sheep Jess. Where is the evidence that I pointed such an accusation directly at YOU???? It was you who willingly came forward from the herd of your own accord and declared that you were a sheep of the herd sheeple........

Yes, I might have gone fishing but I never knew what I would catch!!!

Booooooooooooo Casper:lol::lol::lol: (not at you - with you)

 

[TheParraboy]

HJ, You bringing your luke burt banner on friday?

what about for next week at Kogarah?

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

The banner was Jess'. I've asked if I can borrow it again and I most certainly hope that she will let me use it for one more night.

 

[TheParraboy]

Fair enough.

This time around can you crack a smile and do a jiggy dance?

Shame to waste your handsome devlish good looks whilst holding a great banner

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

If I started smiling in such a packed stadium, there'd be a problem.

Too many swooning ladies packed in such a tight crowd would create a problem for the medics.

 

[TheParraboy]

yeah, fair call that mate

 

[Twizzle]

S**t maybe this will get me banned!!!!!

Let's see if Twiz has got the guts now!!! :lol:

Would cut him deep too as he wouldn't know what it is like to hit the keepers gloves....he is too busy retrieving cricket balls from the Lennox Head milk depot when he bowls.

pad up Belly, and make sure you're wearing a helmet

 

[Parra Future]

you're one of the ones that drives me the most crazy!!! :crazy:

More than me???

I bet HJ read your quote above in a different manner. Don't get excited HJ. By the way was FUI scared of your hair in your dream HJ??

 

[Casper The Ghost]

This is all well and good (not to mention true) but I did notice a distinct lack of the words handsome, intelligent and charismatic in that paragraph. I also notice a lack of appreciation for beards.

Please take note of this, Cassie, as I'd hate to have to join this anti-Casper gang you speak of.

There is a problem HJ........ I have a beard as well and my wife has been encouraging me (literally nagging me everyday) to write a book about my beard, documenting all its travels and experiences.

My wife is encouraging me to call this book "100 ways to use a beard to turn a women on". She knows... she counted them all.

Can you see the dilemma I have HJ????

I know your heart pours out to me but please I don't need any sympathy or symphonies or apologies right now..... maybe later. Look... It's all ok, I can handle this pressure though its one of the hardest challenges I have come up against so far in this extraordinary life I have lived thus far.

Also, all my ex girlfriends, lovers and one night standers going back to 1972 have kept in touch, they keep coming around, sometimes even in buses all together, and my wife enjoys their company. In fact I do as well because they generally talk about me most of the time.

I thought about harems but that's committing a crime if I operate one within the private corporation called the "Commonwealth Of Australia" 0000805157 (see: http://nospam06.com.au/files/USA_SEC_COMMONWEALTH_OF_AUSTRALIA.PDF) that covets Gondwanaland. Polygamy incurs great commercial expense in the common-wealth. I would have to secede some land and establish a monarchy just like the Hutt River Province over in WA, then I am King of my own principality and my harem and I would flourish.

If I do this, would you like to perform as my lifetime Jester? Yes, I will reward you admirably with a supply of adoring women who will soothe you everyday and fulfill all your dreams. Only problem with this offer,...... a handsome, debonair, intelligent, charismatic gentleman like you, with a beard that would compete with mine, may try to steal all my women away from me or the women will not be able to keep their hands of you and willingly flee with you to start another kingdom elsewhere....

Aaaaahhhhhh so many issues to deal with,..... very little time available to deal with them all......... what to do, what to do???????

Any suggestions?????

And before I forget, if you choose to join the dark-side please give me 7 days notice so that I can arrange a remote exorcism. What a tragedy it would be for you to become negative. I can't let that happen to you HJ.... I love you tooooooo much to see that happen to you.

Boooooooooooo Casper

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

There is a problem HJ........ I have a beard as well and my wife has been encouraging me (literally nagging me everyday) to write a book about my beard, documenting all its travels and experiences.

My wife is encouraging me to call this book "100 ways to use a beard to turn a women on". She knows... she counted them all.

Can you see the dilemma I have HJ????

Honestly, not really.

I say write the damned book. The only problem I see is that henceforth the New York Times Bestseller List will have to be called The List of Books That Came Closest To Selling 1/1000th The Number Of Casper's Beard Book.

I know your heart pours out to me but please I don't need any sympathy or symphonies or apologies right now..... maybe later. Look... It's all ok, I can handle this pressure though its one of the hardest challenges I have come up against so far in this extraordinary life I have lived thus far.

I know you can deal with it. You have a beard, after all.

Also, all my ex girlfriends, lovers and one night standers going back to 1972 have kept in touch, they keep coming around, sometimes even in buses all together, and my wife enjoys their company. In fact I do as well because they generally talk about me most of the time.

One of the funniest things I have ever read, here or elsewhere. Take a bow, Cassie.

I thought about harems but that's committing a crime if I operate one within the private corporation called the "Commonwealth Of Australia" 0000805157 (see: http://nospam06.com.au/files/USA_SEC_COMMONWEALTH_OF_AUSTRALIA.PDF) that covets Gondwanaland. Polygamy incurs great commercial expense in the common-wealth. I would have to secede some land and establish a monarchy just like the Hutt River Province over in WA, then I am King of my own principality and my harem and I would flourish.

Hutt River province is AWESOME!

Seriously, people, read this

If I do this, would you like to perform as my lifetime Jester? Yes, I will reward you admirably with a supply of adoring women who will soothe you everyday and fulfill all your dreams. Only problem with this offer,...... a handsome, debonair, intelligent, charismatic gentleman like you, with a beard that would compete with mine, may try to steal all my women away from me or the women will not be able to keep their hands of you and willingly flee with you to start another kingdom elsewhere....

The problem I have with this is that I do not class myself as inferior to any man. I am, of course, equal in stature to my equally handsome, intelligent and charming mate, Neil.

Perchance we could secede concurrently and trade willing female citizens (we can call them "holidays")?

Aaaaahhhhhh so many issues to deal with,..... very little time available to deal with them all......... what to do, what to do???????

Any suggestions?????

Write the damned book. The world is a lesser place without it and each day that it does not exist adds a little darkness to the Universe.

And before I forget, if you choose to join the dark-side please give me 7 days notice so that I can arrange a remote exorcism. What a tragedy it would be for you to become negative. I can't let that happen to you HJ.... I love you tooooooo much to see that happen to you.

Boooooooooooo Casper

Sure. Do you accept morse code transmissions? (It's gonna take me a while to get high level communications up and running in the Kingdom of Handsomeness)

 

[TheParraboy]

 

[Casper The Ghost]

Honestly, not really.

I say write the damned book. The only problem I see is that henceforth the New York Times Bestseller List will have to be called The List of Books That Came Closest To Selling 1/1000th The Number Of Casper's Beard Book.



I know you can deal with it. You have a beard, after all.



One of the funniest things I have ever read, here or elsewhere. Take a bow, Cassie.



Hutt River province is AWESOME!

Seriously, people, read this



The problem I have with this is that I do not class myself as inferior to any man. I am, of course, equal instature to my equally handsome, intelligent and charming mate Neil.

Perchance we could secede concurrently and trade willing female citizens (we can call them "holidays")?



Write the damned book. The world is a lesser place without it and each day that it does not exist adds a little darkness to the Universe.



Sure. Do you accept morse code transmissions? (It's gonna take me a while to get high level communications up and running in the Kingdom of Handsomeness)

To everything said and the photo..... hilarious....:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Booooooooooooo Casper

 

[Belly in Brisvegas]

pad up Belly, and make sure you're wearing a helmet

If you're opening the attack there will be no lid....just a cap, 2 x PK chewing gum and a Viv Richards swagger to the crease.

You'll have a fair amount of time for soul searching in between pills ffs.

 

[strider]

Bart, HJ & Parra Pete, amongst others, have taken everything of Casper in good spirit.

omg dude ... are you leaving the rest of us out of your herd?

:lol:

 

[Captain BF]

If you're opening the attack there will be no lid....just a cap, 2 x PK chewing gum and a Viv Richards swagger to the crease.

You'll have a fair amount of time for soul searching in between pills ffs.

I love opening the batting wearing a cap. No helmet, no thigh guard plus i also used to wear shorts! It gives the bowlers the shi*s every time. It also means that they will spend the first 4 or so overs bowling nothing but bouncers. Idiots! They don't bowl at the stumps or just outside the off stump untill they start to think... some fastbowlers take longer than other bowlers.

 

[strider]

If you're opening the attack there will be no lid....just a cap, 2 x PK chewing gum and a Viv Richards swagger to the crease.

You'll have a fair amount of time for soul searching in between pills ffs.

belly = the master blaster :lol:

 

[Casper The Ghost]

omg dude ... are you leaving the rest of us out of your herd?

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Booooooooo Casper

 

[Twizzle]

If you're opening the attack there will be no lid....just a cap, 2 x PK chewing gum and a Viv Richards swagger to the crease.

You'll have a fair amount of time for soul searching in between pills ffs.

we play the Queensland masters in a few weeks time, hopefully you may even be good enough to get game for them, although I doubt it

bring you PK, you may need it to put on your bat

the only part of you that swaggers is your belly

 

[Eelectrica]

Mr George should make a comeback.