I Hate Chad Townsend Club

[sandshark]

Here are Townsends stats from the weekend:

Tries - 0
Goals - 0
Field Goals - 0
Points - 0
Tackles - 14
Runs - 0
Run Metres - 0
Try Assists - 0
Kick Metres - 127
Missed Tackles - 5

He is the ONLY half back in the competition to have ZERO runs all weekend.

Painful to look at.

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Here are Townsends stats from the weekend:

Tries - 0
Goals - 0
Field Goals - 0
Points - 0
Tackles - 14
Runs - 0
Run Metres - 0
Try Assists - 0
Kick Metres - 127
Missed Tackles - 5

He is the ONLY half back in the competition to have ZERO runs all weekend.

Yes but you failed to acknowledge he has the best hair every week!

 

[shadowboxer]

Pretty damning....love to see the flanno chat around those jaw dropping stats, the coaches choppers should really fall out

 

[Griffoshark66]

Here are Townsends stats from the weekend:

Tries - 0
Goals - 0
Field Goals - 0
Points - 0
Tackles - 14
Runs - 0
Run Metres - 0
Try Assists - 0
Kick Metres - 127
Missed Tackles - 5

He is the ONLY half back in the competition to have ZERO runs all weekend.

That's pathetic.

 

[Differ To The Coifed]

Hairs out of place - 0

Where as all of mine are now out of place on me f**king lounge.

 

[MilkShark]

That's pathetic.

That’s our number one half back, making well over half a mill a year.

Jokes on us.

 

[Griffoshark66]

I hear you mate. It's a hopeless situation.

 

[YTSharks]

Bugger me, I didn’t realise it was that bad

 

[sandshark]

In order to find that elusive form Chad has turned to the Jack Bird burger diet. May Birdy help this man.

 

[SadShark]

In order to find that elusive form Chad has turned to the Jack Bird burger diet. May Birdy help this man.View attachment 22118

Pre-match ritual.

 

[snout]

Kicking coach said to chad why dont you try a chip.

Not what he had in mind.

 

[Card Shark]

Here are Townsends stats from the weekend:

Tries - 0
Goals - 0
Field Goals - 0
Points - 0
Tackles - 14
Runs - 0
Run Metres - 0
Try Assists - 0
Kick Metres - 127
Missed Tackles - 5

He is the ONLY half back in the competition to have ZERO runs all weekend.

That’s damning.

Zero runs is an indication of a player tragically out of form...too scared to run almost.

 

[SadShark]

That’s damning.

Zero runs is an indication of a player tragically out of form...too scared to run almost.

Could’ve sworn he ran for over 300mm.............anyways.

f**k, if I was getting the piss pulled out the end of me dewdell, fur Ken sure I would have flames erupting from the colon to prove the neigh Leo Sayers wrong.

 

[Card Shark]

With the amount of sideways running he does, it could’ve been -300mm.

 

[SadShark]

Ahhh but Cardy, that’s a ploy, to fool the defender into thinking he’s gunna run. For sure he was gunna take on the line. Show & go. The dummy left, then right & a scoot between the defence with that quick burst of acceleration off the mark that he possesses.

They’re mystified, bamboozled & outsmarted when he runs a diagonal & passes an inside hospital ball (3-Mtrs in front of the defensive line) to the sacrificial forward. Who saw that coming???? Brilliant!!!! Genius!!!! Got em’ again!!!