By God, your pain is nothing compared to my emotional pain, after losing at indoor cricket last night. We were playing the best team at the whole place, in all 4 divisions, fo sho, and we nearly beat them. I, being the team superstar, bowled the defining last over, they needed 9 and got there with a ball to spare

My chance at glory was gone, although to be fair there was a dropped catch, and the batsman I was bowling to were the most feared partnership in the competition, and I would probably have been about a 10/90 chance of success before the over. But still.