What's new
The Front Row Forums

Register a free account today to become a member of the world's largest Rugby League discussion forum! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

If your the Sharks coach this week against the Storm....

taipan

Referee
Messages
22,500
And if we win this and then win the G/F.Both Gal and ET can have the mid field cuddle ,with tears to match.It's iconic I tell ya.
Telegraph photographers will use their telescopic lenses ,leaving their journos to proclaim a G/F scandal has occurred in front of millions..

I've narrowed down my instructions to the team.

GO HARD,GO OFTEN.

Like me early love life.
 

Gareth67

First Grade
Messages
8,846
Go out there Sharkies and do the right thing by all genuine rugby league fans and bash the crap out of the beggars , that is the best way of stopping them down there . You can be damn sure that C.Smith will be one of the match officials ( yet again ) so may I respectfully suggest that big Fifita bury the mongrel into the turf so as to give you blokes a chance . By the way the best of luck to you . :innocent:
 

myrrh ken

First Grade
Messages
9,817
Tell val no more one handed put downs!

Niggle the hell out of Munster, Chambers and Vunivalu. They can lose the plot. Dunno who would be good for that tho. We lost our smart nigglers wade and gal. Maybe lewis.

I've narrowed down my instructions to the team.

GO HARD,GO OFTEN.

Like me early love life.

Did ya last 80 tho?
 

taipan

Referee
Messages
22,500
Tell val no more one handed put downs!

Niggle the hell out of Munster, Chambers and Vunivalu. They can lose the plot. Dunno who would be good for that tho. We lost our smart nigglers wade and gal. Maybe lewis.



Did ya last 80 tho?

Did I last? You betcha ,80 seconds of cut and thrust with a little bit of parry.
 

chewsta

First Grade
Messages
6,940
Moyza's kicking game in attack was unreal against the Penny's. Probably the most I've seen from him in a game all year. He should do more of it.
 

Card Shark

Immortal
Messages
32,237
Cast your mind back to the storm game a few weeks back.

We created countless opportunities but I’m not sure why or what we did different.

Just play as the sharks & we will trouble them.
 
Messages
15,534
Just like the GF we have to dominate posssession and get an early lead.

Repeat sets are a must.

Also we have props who have an offload. Nowhere near enough players trailing Fifs, Prior & Woods.

Line speed in defence is also critical.
 

taipan

Referee
Messages
22,500
Whatever we do ,whether it be by pickaxes, baseball bats, overdosing the Storm players on prunes, calling Chambers a Nancy,or Smith a protected Koala ,we gotta end up with a late lead in the 80th minute.
Else we are left with a hollow summer.

So Fifs no silly penalties,just do your usual search and destroy in attack and defence .Prior no loose carries.Gal if you're there, steer clear of your backs and suck up the big ones down the centre.Other forwards follow your leader be it Gal or Fifs. for offloads.
Valentino Rossi,ensure any slow moving balls in your own in gaol, are grabbed immediatement.Trail Moysa like a lap dog.
To the wingers sandpaper your hands ,no dropped pills on high kicks.
Lewie act like a conductor and have the team playing to your tune.Hair Boy ,judicious kicking as per last weekend, and fast grubbers at See ya Later.

After 1 G/F win ,it's like a drug ,I want more.
 
Top