Im an Uncle!

[Ron Jeremy]

G'day everyone, just like to tell everyone that my sister gave birth today to a little boy.....8 pounds 5.....big baby but??...all of us kids where pretty big when born......i was roughly the same.

And before you ask im not the father :lol:

His name will more then likely be Matthew...my middle name actually, and i will be taking the youngster under my wing & teaching him the tricks of the trade....in a couple of years he will be thrown on the guitar & down to the beach for a surf & perve with Uncle Ron.

When i eventually find the right women & have kids my kids will be put to sleep everynight with music from Ratt...if it's a girl it will be "I wan't a women"....and if i boy " Wanted man", guitar will be compulsory & they will learn to be bigger Parra supporters then me.

Shit i feel old, im only 23??

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

I was an uncle when i was 8 years old.. I am now an uncle to 3 nephews and 2 neices and i am only 19 :?

 

[legallyblonde]

down to the beach for a surf & perve with Uncle Ron.

thats the spirit!! get him in those waves young

Congrats uncle Ron!! Hope your sister is doing fine

 

[legallyblonde]

I was an uncle when i was 8 years old.. I am now an uncle to 3 nephews and 2 neices and i am only 19 :?

wow!! I have 2 nephews that are absolute champs and a gorgeous neice.

 

[Choppies]

good on her

 

[Ron Jeremy]

down to the beach for a surf & perve with Uncle Ron.

thats the spirit!! get him in those waves young

Congrats uncle Ron!! Hope your sister is doing fine

Thanks dear ;-) ......He will be a natural like his Uncle on a board.

Yeah she's doing fine, pretty hard labour but she came through well.

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

I was an uncle when i was 8 years old.. I am now an uncle to 3 nephews and 2 neices and i am only 19 :?

wow!! I have 2 nephews that are absolute champs and a gorgeous neice.

Yeah.. My 12 yr old nephew idolises me.. God knows why as i always tease the hell out of him lol.... But hes smart.. he is probably better at maths than i am.. And all the other ones live in newcastle so i dont see them much.

 

[Phillips]

congrats Ron

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Cheers Phillips ;-)

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

I wonder if he will be as sex crazed as you are.. I bet you will buy him his first XXX rated movie on his 7th birthday.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

CH you have more people in your house then the Partridge family. :lol: ;-)

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

CH you have more people in your house then the Partridge family. :lol: ;-)

hmmm lets see... at my place there is me and my imaginary friend kevin. So that makes 2 people..

 

[Ron Jeremy]

I wonder if he will be as sex crazed as you are.. I bet you will buy him his first XXX rated movie on his 7th birthday.

Im not that sex crazed :lol: , i do like women alot but i can go without....not long though ;-) .....i miss consistent sex though, one night stands just aren't the same.

The closest porn Matty will get to see is SBS.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

CH you have more people in your house then the Partridge family. :lol: ;-)

hmmm lets see... at my place there is me and my imaginary friend kevin. So that makes 2 people..

No i just had a thought with you and all your family all in the one house.....pretty funny when you think about it.

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

The closest porn Matty will get to see is SBS.

So the weatherwoman and the weatherwoman returns? :lol:

I saw one of those and she was doing things to an antenna :?

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

CH you have more people in your house then the Partridge family. :lol: ;-)

hmmm lets see... at my place there is me and my imaginary friend kevin. So that makes 2 people..

No i just had a thought with you and all your family all in the one house.....pretty funny when you think about it.

My family are all pisspot gamblers... It would be an awesome party lol.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

The closest porn Matty will get to see is SBS.

So the weatherwoman and the weatherwoman returns? :lol:

I saw one of those and she was doing things to an antenna :?

Hey i once saw that weather women movie :lol: , man i've seen classics on SBS..but i must admit i like the movies for their story lines, most naked women on SBS are big & hairy....disgusting.

I once saw this movie on SBS and i thought it was a nice chick getting undressed...it was a bloody tranny!!..bloody disgutsing!!

 

[***MH***]

if it was a girl, would that have made you an aunty?

 

[Houdini]

Ron, congratulations on becoming an uncle

 

[Poida_Raider]

well done ron, congratulations mate!!

i'd like to say that i became an uncle last friday. when my sister gave birth to a 7 pound 8 baby girl.
and i'm only 18!! its all good though, they live on the gold coast, farrr away.