Ron Jeremy
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G'day everyone, just like to tell everyone that my sister gave birth today to a little boy.....8 pounds 5.....big baby but??...all of us kids where pretty big when born......i was roughly the same.
And before you ask im not the father :lol:
His name will more then likely be Matthew...my middle name actually, and i will be taking the youngster under my wing & teaching him the tricks of the trade....in a couple of years he will be thrown on the guitar & down to the beach for a surf & perve with Uncle Ron.
When i eventually find the right women & have kids my kids will be put to sleep everynight with music from Ratt...if it's a girl it will be "I wan't a women"....and if i boy " Wanted man", guitar will be compulsory & they will learn to be bigger Parra supporters then me.
Shit i feel old, im only 23??
And before you ask im not the father :lol:
His name will more then likely be Matthew...my middle name actually, and i will be taking the youngster under my wing & teaching him the tricks of the trade....in a couple of years he will be thrown on the guitar & down to the beach for a surf & perve with Uncle Ron.
When i eventually find the right women & have kids my kids will be put to sleep everynight with music from Ratt...if it's a girl it will be "I wan't a women"....and if i boy " Wanted man", guitar will be compulsory & they will learn to be bigger Parra supporters then me.
Shit i feel old, im only 23??