I'm gay

[coolumsharkie]

Just thought I'd run it by you guy's first before I announce it to all and sundry on my social media, text my friends and family etc, and perhaps see if I get a few weird reactions from you lot...

So anyway, here it goes

I actually enjoyed the AFL Grand Final today, it was/is an event kinda like the Melbourne Cup, everyone was cheering and drinking and BBQ-ing at venues backyards and pubs and clubs throughout Awwstraslia. People can identify with it because it is an event, shared by like minded people and it was a good day had by all... But I actually enjoyed the game as well (Here is where the gay thing kicks in) it was a great contest and had a few good hits etc, And I think that next year (just flirting with the idea mind you) I might enter a tipping comp and pretend that I know shit about the sport.

See where I'm going with this?

f**k me swingin' our dopey farks that run our game have sold us down the shit shute.. We know it, they know it and AFL is the winner!

Tomorrow I'm going to have dinner early and kick back and watch the Roogbeh LLLlleegon channel nine by myself and reflect on the weekend that was and laugh at how stupid and in the corperate pocket our sport now lies.

Thankyou for listening.

 

[parraeels2010]

Now I'm worried chicks and gays stick to me lick sh!t on toliet paper. Im sexy and I know it

 

[Frenzy.]

Now I'm worried chicks and gays stick to me lick sh!t on toliet paper. Im sexy and I know it

That's all.

 

[Surely]

That's all.

And even the shit would run if it had legs.

 

[blacktip-reefy]

poor ole parraeels2010.
So pharken stupid & he doesnt know it.

 

[carinashark]

A great show. But I still don't get it.

 

[Quigs]

wong post

 

[Mr Angry]

Yep you are gay.

Victorian Football is a national embarrassment.

 

[Feej]

Now I'm worried chicks and gays stick to me lick sh!t on toliet paper. Im sexy and I know it

Serious question - Are you slightly geniused? I'd hate to think everyone is putting crap on you if you are.

 

[Surely]

Yep you are gay.

Victorian Football is a national embarrassment.

Was a great game.

trend to think the nrl has become an embarrassment

 

[chewsta]

Yup Cools, your as flamingly fabulous as they get! But your always welcome in here mate!

 

[coolumsharkie]

Well maybe not full blown Fab yet chewsta, but perhaps next year I might be a switch hitter.. Sharks have got a good side and we might get to have a crack. (pun intended)

 

[coolumsharkie]

No seriously though guys, isn't any of you f**ked off with the Sunday eve/night thing?

More so on next year with the billion dollar night thing woo hoo.

It's f**ked up imo... We are advertising fodder for f**king rich merkins that blatantly tell us that because we gave your sport money, your games most important event it will be shown at our highest rating point in the day.

AFL has the Grand final we have the fireworks display after the News.. f**k off!!

 

[Miller was a legend]

Now I'm worried chicks and gays stick to me lick sh!t on toliet paper. Im sexy and I know it

Some people make simple typos occasionally, however since you consistently write shit, I am not surprised your source of motivation is used toilet paper.

Oh, didn't you promise the never post in here again?

 

[Mr Angry]

If the arguement is the time, then yes, however in NSW/QLD it is now a public holiday on the Monday going forward. Every year.

I did not watch the VFL, but do laugh the news reports of the team who first won in 1908.

Yay, go South Melbourne.

Go Fitzroy in QLD.

My son is coming over today, will watch the game, care factor not high from either.

 

[Mr Angry]

Still gay coolio......

 

[coolumsharkie]

Haha naah probably not but f**k Sunday nights shit me, shooting the game in the foot.

 

[Surely]

I don't know what would be more painful, being gay, or being a sharks supporter.

 

[Mr Angry]

ask wittyfan......aka sullyfan...

 

[Special K]

Night grand finals are awesome.

We get a whole day of games before to drink and watch for a kick of at light. Hype builds all day it's great.

I watched the AFL it's like seagulls fighting over a chip. It was a good ending with that hawks comeback but there was so much flatness during the game which the ending was able to hide. I also hate the afl culture which stops me from enjoying it but it was awesome how much coverage they gave the game with the song in the sheds etc.