I'm searching for a man.

[Dani]

I'm such an e-flirt, it's about time i found an e-boyfriend to stop this e-whoreness.

Now, to qualify you must apply to me in writing listing all your good qualities and why you are worthy of my e-love.

A shortlist will be made and an e-boyfriend shall be chosen at a later date.

In return you shall recieve many e-kisses (and more if you're lucky)

 

[lockyno1]

BBSF is the perfect one.

 

[Timmah]

My good qualities:







That is all.

Do I win?

 

[Big_Bad_Shark_Fan]

Good qualities is:

funny
attractive
smart
hot
sporty
good looking
athletic
talented
intelligient
popular

bad quality is tho i attract alot of female attention and heaps of chicks dont like that

 

[Timmah]

:lol:

He's all yours Dani ;-)

 

[Jono Russell]

I suggest Timmah. Nice bloke, loves League not just the Dogs and I heard he loves long hot steamy chats on msn.

 

[Eelementary]

E-whore? You? Never!


And, thanks to Godsmack, I have the words for how you make me feel:





Way, way down inside there's a hollow soul

An emptiness shatters tomorrow

And I find it hard to breathe for me in your company

Seems I've been taken for granted



And you're breaking and bleeding me down to nothing

It's tearing me down

You're breaking me and bleeding me down to nothing

Yeah!



Maybe, this time baby it's meant to be

No more suffocating you or me, oh yeah

And I paid the price but you're sentencing me to life

And I feel I bought in my time



And you're breaking and bleeding me down to nothing

It's tearing me down

You're breaking me and bleeding me down to nothing

Again



You're breaking me

And bleeding me

Again

You're bleeding me, you're bleeding me



And you're breaking and bleeding me down to nothing

You're tearing me down

You're breaking me and bleeding me down to nothing

You're tearing me, tearing me down again

Tearing me down again

You're breaking me and bleeding me

Bleeding me again

 

[Dani]

Voodoo just came on shuffle as i read that Eele.

 

[Phillips]

12 inches

 

[Crusher]

sorry Dani,

I've already cyber married RK but if she doesn't have a problem with a harem I'm in

 

[Pistol]

Lots of interest there Dani

 

[Crusher]

*pistol sends PM to Crusher to back off or be prepared for a joust to the death*

 

[taxidriver]

I have a long keyboard

 

[Pistol]

*pistol sends PM to Crusher to back off or be prepared for a joust to the death*

lol. not all mate

tare away

bout time u had a cyber affair

 

[Crusher]

damn...I wanted a joust

 

[Moffo]

i don't use p.pumps

 

[[furrycat]]

I'll joust.

Winner gets Dani and the quote taken out of the sig

 

[Pistol]

swords at ten paces

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

i want in. :|. :crazy:

 

[Timmah]

The battle, or Dani's twins?