I'm searching for a man.

[Crusher]

*apologises to Timmah*

*then hits him with a low blow*

 

[Moffo]

slapjacks someone off a shed onto barbed wire

 

[God-King Dean]

Would you like multiple e-orgasms Dani ?

 

[Pistol]

who needs a harem when you could have Dani and a Boags

 

[Dani]

Would you like multiple e-orgasms Dani ?

If you can promise that, i'm yours!

 

[Timmah]

you lot suck

 

[Dani]

*pinches Timmahs bum*

 

[Timmah]

*promises Dani mupltiple e-orgasms on a daily basis*

 

[Crusher]

*slaps Timmahs bum*

 

[Dani]

Make it hourly?

 

[Phillips]

*promises to watch*

 

[Crusher]

*timmah decides weekly is a safer option*

 

[Timmah]

No, hourly, even half-hourly is ok.

 

[Dani]

Timmah takes the lead.

 

[Crusher]

minutely!

 

[Martli]

Martli
male
18
180cm (190cm for internet purposes)
84kg (110kg with 9% bodyfat for internet purposes)

Pros:
is a kiwi
supports warriors
has mafia connections
likes holdens
wears "bring back the biff" t-shirt for intimidation

Cons:
not after e-relationship:crazy:

 

[Crusher]

I'm the human jack hammer

 

[Dr Crane]

Ian
Male
18
Taller than you
Will make you feel thin


Pros: Why am i doing this?

Cons: Not a leg humper

 

[Timmah]

I'm... not.

 

[Crusher]

back humper!