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I'm writing a book

Anonymous

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It's going to be an angsty bitchfest, and you're all going to buy it. I am however considering changing it into an erotic thriller midway through.

Have any of you ever written a book? Was it the shiznit??? Did you make millions?
 

weasel

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I haven't written a book, but I'm planning to!! Mine won't be as erotic as yours, nor will it be purchased by everyone here. But it'll still kick ass.
 

Twizzle

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Big job.

Good luck to both of you.

It could be the start of a blossoming career
 

Raider_69

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Ill be writing a book

How to become a Wiger in 1 month: The Story of TH :clap: :clap:

The movie is due out early next year with Vanilla Ice playing TH
 

Anonymous

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Gayduh has given me an idea. Perhaps I should change it suddenly into a story of ghetto struggles, drive-bys and crack sales? And it could have it's own soundtrack, also made by me with all my own original music.
 

Raider_69

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so oringal music ay?
whay you'll just mix some vanilla ice with some eminem and occasionally throw in your own "fo sho" :lol:
 

Anonymous

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A movie, a movie soundtrack, a book, and a separate soundtrack for the book. I'll be the richest sonofabitch alive.
 

Anonymous

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Raider_69 said:
so oringal music ay?
whay you'll just mix some vanilla ice with some eminem and occasionally throw in your own "fo sho" :lol:

Aw naw, I mix the deep mellow vocals of Scarface or that guy from Jurassic 5, with the wisdom of Mos Def and the crazy intelligence of GZA. It'll be hot.
 

weasel

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Raider, don't bother. Any book you wrote would deserve to be published under the editor's name, because they'd have to spend months ensuring it was anywhere close to legible.
 

Raider_69

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Thierry Henry said:
Raider_69 said:
so oringal music ay?
whay you'll just mix some vanilla ice with some eminem and occasionally throw in your own "fo sho" :lol:

Aw naw, I mix the deep mellow vocals of Scarface or that guy from Jurassic 5, with the wisdom of Mos Def and the crazy intelligence of GZA. It'll be hot.

from the sounds of it, it ill be off the hook homie
 

Godz Illa

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Thierry Henry said:
Aw naw, I mix the deep mellow vocals of Scarface or that guy from Jurassic 5, with the wisdom of Mos Def and the crazy intelligence of GZA. It'll be hot.

Chali 2Na. I'm really digging this book/movie/soundtrack opus idea Thierry. If you're looking for a collaborator, my hand is raised. I've got some crazy ideas that will reap gold. First idea: crime books sell by the truckload - I recommend you add a CSI type criminologist/forensic scientist character into the mix - perhaps to be portrayed in the film by Ice Cube, or LL Cool J. Second idea: lots and lots of boobies. I can smell the cash already.
 

Anonymous

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woah, an erotic thriller with forensics. I can see it now- LL goes looking for the bad guy at a strip club, and after a gratuitous sequence of him getting a lapdance, he finds a potential suspect, who turns out to be a super hot women. Cue 15 minute sex scene. Then some other sh*t happens, and in the end LL has no choice but to gun down the busty temptress in a showdown atop the Statue of Liberty. My ominous vocals and Godz Illa's bangin beats will provide a sense of foot-tapping foreboding throughout, and ensure the soundtrack goes straight to no.1.
 
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