Injury Updates

[I'm a loser baby...]

Well the knee has progressed relatively well but there have been 2 complications. A calf muscle injury has limited the rehab program and being a fat lazy bastard has limited the enthusiasm towards exercise. Hopefully the first complication will be sorted out by an ultrasound today however the 2nd issue doesn't appear to be going away anytime soon

Good man. Bit rough having to do your own injury updates though.

 

[hybrideel]

Well that happens when the club doesn't even talk to me

 

[Gronk]

 

[chiefy1]

Won't be ready until at least round 8

 

[T.S Quint]

Has anyone got any news on how Kane Evans' arm injury is going?
It looked like a pretty bad break on tv. Is he back training yet?

 

[Gronk]

Won't be ready until at least round 8

Merkin Round 8 is nearly May. I bet you @hindy111 's left testicle that he'll be back way before then.

 

[hindy111]

Merkin Round 8 is nearly May. I bet you @hindy111 's left testicle that he'll be back way before then.

Make it my right. My left does most the work

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Are you saying you've configured your testes for failover rather than the default load balancing set up most other blokes use?

 

[Obscene Assassin]

Has anyone got any news on how Kane Evans' arm injury is going?
It looked like a pretty bad break on tv. Is he back training yet?

Was down at training last week and he was still doing most of his work with the rehab group but was then moving on to do some extras with some of the other players.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Make it my right. My left does most the work

I haven't told Gary yet but after what happened to the cryptos overnight it looks like he'll be losing one as well.

 

[strider]

Are you saying you've configured your testes for failover rather than the default load balancing set up most other blokes use?

Actually sounds like he has some sort of biased load balancing going on .... probably just due to the clamp he has on the right side of his nut bag

 

[Gronk]

Won't be ready until at least round 8

EELS

Gun back Clint Gutherson is on track to return from an ACL injury with a round one return pencilled in.

Clint Gutherson (ACL, Round 1-3)

Kane Evans (Broken arm, Trials)

Tony Williams (ACL, Trials)

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nr...s/news-story/5ce4320adc397506719580af6ae774e0

 

[Obscene Assassin]

EELS

Gun back Clint Gutherson is on track to return from an ACL injury with a round one return pencilled in.

Clint Gutherson (ACL, Round 1-3)

Kane Evans (Broken arm, Trials)

Tony Williams (ACL, Trials)

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nr...s/news-story/5ce4320adc397506719580af6ae774e0

I can't see the club risking Gutho for an early return. He's been rehabbing like a mad man and is way ahead of schedule but I believe we'll hold him back a little bit so we know there's a lower chance of it happening again so soon.

 

[84 Baby]

Yeah but after he misses opening round, BA won’t want to change a winning side so Guth won’t get look in until we lose in round 7

 

[Noise]

Yeah but after he misses opening round, BA won’t want to change a winning side so Guth won’t get look in until we lose in round 7

Bullshit, we always beat Manly

 

[lingard]

Well the knee has progressed relatively well but there have been 2 complications. A calf muscle injury has limited the rehab program and being a fat lazy bastard has limited the enthusiasm towards exercise. Hopefully the first complication will be sorted out by an ultrasound today however the 2nd issue doesn't appear to be going away anytime soon

Perhaps Russell could assist you with that?

 

[The EELiminator]

Actually sounds like he has some sort of biased load balancing going on .... probably just due to the clamp he has on the right side of his nut bag

it's not a clamp it's a valve how else do you expect him to switch from left to right?

 

[Gronk]

 

[Twizzle]

at least the merkin got a haircut

 

[hineyrulz]

And he shaved those side burns!!