Injury Updates

[hineyrulz]

Does anyone find it odd that Penis out indefinitely with no listed reason?

He blew his last chance???

 

[Gronk]

Does anyone find it odd that Penis out indefinitely with no listed reason?

 

[parra pete]

Bit stiff I reckon...

 

[84 Baby]

No Penis on his end

#nohomo

 

[Gazzamatta]

Has he been drinking "coffee" on an airplane recently?

 

[emjaycee]

Has he been drinking "coffee" on an airplane recently?

Only if he chartered a flight and flew to nowhere and back.

 

[Gazzamatta]

Only if he chartered a flight and flew to nowhere and back.

A touch of the "Tom Humble's"? Only two ways to stop rumours mate. Tell the truth or come up with a great lie. Peni's form wasnt great regardless so it doesn't matter too much. I guess we can all keep guessing. Nice to see Stefano get a run though. Maybe thats part of a plan as well?

 

[strider]

Bit stiff I reckon...

LOL ... this cracked me up

 

[emjaycee]

A touch of the "Tom Humble's"? Only two ways to stop rumours mate. Tell the truth or come up with a great lie. Peni's form wasnt great regardless so it doesn't matter too much. I guess we can all keep guessing. Nice to see Stefano get a run though. Maybe thats part of a plan as well?

Peni is out indefinitely and the club will not be releasing a statement in relation to this, at least not in the foreseeable future. There is no, I repeat no, disciplinary issue related to his indefinite absence.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Did his cock fall off?

 

[Noise]

Peni is out indefinitely and the club will not be releasing a statement in relation to this, at least not in the foreseeable future. There is no, I repeat no, disciplinary issue related to his indefinite absence.

So it’s not an injury?

 

[84 Baby]

Peni is out indefinitely and the club will not be releasing a statement in relation to this, at least not in the foreseeable future. There is no, I repeat no, disciplinary issue related to his indefinite absence.

That sounds sad

 

[hindy111]

I reckon he has hurt his hand

 

[emjaycee]

Guys i cant say anything more because i was specifically asked not to. Sorry.

By the way, did anyone see the story about Peni on nrl.com in August last year?

 

[hindy111]

Guys i cant say anything more because i was specifically asked not to. Sorry.

By the way, did anyone see the story about Peni on nrl.com in August last year?

No. What was it about

 

[hindy111]

Epilepsy

 

[emjaycee]

Epilepsy

Yep, that's what the story was about.

 

[Gronk]

Guys i cant say anything more because i was specifically asked not to. Sorry.

By the way, did anyone see the story about Peni on nrl.com in August last year?

Epilepsy

Yep, that's what the story was about.

I think I’m good at this - we’re signing Aidan Seizure Sezer ?

 

[Joshuatheeel]

https://www.nrl.com/news/2019/08/28/epilepsy-wont-stop-terepo/

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Interestingly the weekly injury update doesn’t mention Evans or Peni:

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2020/07/09/round-10-injury-update-moses-on-track-to-return/