Injury Updates

[Soren Lorenson]

Very glad he has a contract for next year already.

 

[eel01s]

Cruel injury. I hope that is it for us this season.

 

[strider]

Boooooo!

 

[Twizzle]

poor bloke, last game for Parra

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Terrible terrible news, Stoney’s been an incredible clubman for Parra ever since coming across in u20s and I’m sure he will continue to be until this season ends. Stoney’s put his body on the line every time he donned the blue and gold jersey, be it in firsts or reserves, always playing with a full heart. As a supporter what more can you ask? Thanks for the memories Raymond - the hits, the brain explosions, the crisp dummy half service and finally the golden try hero! Parra will miss you

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Anyone done a pectoral muscle?

 

[T.S Quint]

Anyone done a pectoral muscle?

Not today.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Not today.

I don't recommend it.

 

[strider]

I don't recommend it.

You arent shawn baker ffs

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You arent shawn baker ffs

Imagine doing one of those pecs. Ouch.

 

[T.S Quint]

I don't recommend it.

I do have kidney stones though.
I definitely do not recommend them.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I do have kidney stones though.
I definitely do not recommend them.

Lay off the spinach.

 

[strider]

bloody vegetables strike again

hang on .... I'm no expert but years of watching educational tv told me spinach == big pecs

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

bloody vegetables strike again

hang on .... I'm no expert but years of watching educational tv told me spinach == big pecs

There's a small chance they might not have been telling the truth about that either.

 

[Gazzamatta]

bloody vegetables strike again

hang on .... I'm no expert but years of watching educational tv told me spinach == big pecs

No. Spinach equals big forearms. Didnt you watch Popeye ffs?

 

[strider]

No. Spinach equals big forearms. Didnt you watch Popeye ffs?

Thats what i meant by educational tv ... did his chest not grow too? Maybe only Brutus had a big chest - i bet he just ate meat

 

[Gazzamatta]

Thats what i meant by educational tv ... did his chest not grow too? Maybe only Brutus had a big chest - i bet he just ate meat

I heard he ate Olive Oil.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I do have kidney stones though.
I definitely do not recommend them.

You can get rid of them with this simple trick!

 

[Gazzamatta]

That'll work!

 

[hindy111]

I heard he ate Olive Oil.

That's disgusting. Some kids read these forum you f**kwit