Injury Updates

[parra pete]

I was watching the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra play and half way through the bloke on the triangle disappeared.....

 

[parra pete]

A bloke goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job.
"Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks.
"I can do great bird impressions", the bloke replies.
"Pssh, a lot of people can do that".
"Oh well", the bloke says --- and flies away

 

[parra pete]

Don't encourage him!

Too late.....:lol::sarcasm:

 

[Kornstar]

Too late.....:lol::sarcasm:

The tribe has spoken

 

[Bigfella]

What? It was funny as hell!

Yep

Whenever I imagine hell, I think of someone telling endless Pete jokes

 

[Poupou Escobar]

pete, do the Aristocrats

 

[Forty20]

I always enjoyed Gilbert Gottfried's take on The Aristocrats. There is a cool video on YouTube about the reactions from other comedians when he launched into his version of it at a Donald Trump roast (if I recall correctly) a little while after the September 11 terror attack.

 

[Gronk]

Centre Michael Jennings will miss approximately two weeks of competition with a hamstring tear from the Eels’ Round 19 clash with the Penrith Panthers.

Winger Semi Radradra remains sidelined with a medial ligament tear (Round 24-25), while Vai Toutai (medial ligament - Round 21) and Kaysa Pritchard (PCL - Round 22) also remain unavailable for selection.

Mitch Cornish continues his rehabilitation from a medial ligament injury (Round 20), and Kelepi Tanginoa continues his rehabilitation from syndesmosis of the ankle (Round 20-22).

Kieran Foran (shoulder) and Luke Kelly (ACL) remain sidelined for the remainder of the 2016 season.

Centres John Folau (fractured wrist) and Brad Takairangi (hamstring) are both named to return to the field this week.

http://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2016/07/21/injury_update_round_.html

 

[Twizzle]

we certainly keep our medical staff busy

 

[BoneyBlake17]

Centre Michael Jennings will miss approximately two weeks of competition with a hamstring tear from the Eels’ Round 19 clash with the Penrith Panthers.

Winger Semi Radradra remains sidelined with a medial ligament tear (Round 24-25), while Vai Toutai (medial ligament - Round 21) and Kaysa Pritchard (PCL - Round 22) also remain unavailable for selection.

Mitch Cornish continues his rehabilitation from a medial ligament injury (Round 20), and Kelepi Tanginoa continues his rehabilitation from syndesmosis of the ankle (Round 20-22).

Kieran Foran (shoulder) and Luke Kelly (ACL) remain sidelined for the remainder of the 2016 season.

Centres John Folau (fractured wrist) and Brad Takairangi (hamstring) are both named to return to the field this week.

http://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2016/07/21/injury_update_round_.html

I thought kaysa do his shoulder not his PCL

 

[Forty20]

I thought kaysa do his shoulder not his PCL

He left the field against the Rabbitohs with a shoulder injury but it wasn't serious. The PCL injury occured at training shortly after.

 

[BoneyBlake17]

He left the field against the Rabbitohs with a shoulder injury but it wasn't serious. The PCL injury occured at training shortly after.

Ok thanks

 

[Gronk]

 

[Gary Gutful]

Pritchard looking a lot fitter than he was a couple of months back.

 

[eels_fan]

Corey cycling in a video he uploaded today to Instagram. Don't think the hammy is too bad..

 

[Gronk]

Eels: Siosaia Vave (shoulder, Round 2), Cody Nelson (calf, Round 2), John Folau (wrist, Round 3), Will Smith (knee, Round 8), Kirisome Auva'a (suspension, Round 2), Peni Terepo (disciplinary, Round 4)

http://www.nrl.com/nrl-pre-season-casualty-ward/tabid/10874/newsid/93149/default.aspx

 

[Forty20]

George Jennings and (Hakuna) Marata Niukore are the two injury concerns from the ISP Trial on Saturday.

 

[Gronk]

 

[Avenger]

So De Gois and K. Pritchard are both injured? Is Cameron King available ?

 

[strider]

I think he's been injured too

Give robo a run at dummy half