Is Valentine Holmes human?

[WaznTheGreat]

Well I guess for Val to be an authentic Hayne bangwaginer he shouldn’t have won a premiership.

Hayne almost single handedly beat a cheating Storm team in the GF when Inglis,Smith,Cronk and Slater where in there prime while carrying hopeless teammates like Matt Keating/Jeff Robson/Daniel Mortimer whilst Valentine Holmes could barely beat them 14-12 in the GF where those Storm players were old as f**k and Valentine had the services of a million Origin teammates(Maloney,Fifita,Gallen,Graham,Bird,Lewis)


LOL Valentine Holmes could barely beat a Storm team when they didn't have Inglis and they were old as hell whilst he was playing with Gods as teammates,he's a joke.

 

[McLovin]

"Almost"

 

[WaznTheGreat]

"Almost"

Nobody cares that Holmes got lucky and faced the Storm players at the end of there careers,Holmes would have lost 80-0 if he had to face them in there prime whilst they also had Inglis like Hayne did.

Yay we beat the Storm when Smith,Slater and Cronk were all 56 years old each yay yayy

 

[carcharias]

Nobody cares that Holmes got lucky and faced the Storm players at the end of there careers,Holmes would have lost 80-0 if he had to face them in there prime whilst they also had Inglis like Hayne did.

Yay we beat the Storm when Smith,Slater and Cronk were all 56 years old each yay yayy

I’m sure nobody considered that when we won the comp.

You’re right.
We won an easy grand final.
I’m real upset.

 

[McLovin]

Nobody cares that Holmes got lucky and faced the Storm players at the end of there careers,Holmes would have lost 80-0 if he had to face them in there prime whilst they also had Inglis like Hayne did.

Yay we beat the Storm when Smith,Slater and Cronk were all 56 years old each yay yayy

oh dear

 

[McLovin]

 

[bad boy bubby]

What's more amusing is that the Storm won the year after ie: guess what? Those players were actually younger when they lost. Except for Slater of course, as he didn't play against the Sharks, he should've been MOM though!

 

[El Diablo]

Ahhh good old Valentine Holmes the bandwagoner trying to be Jarryd Hayne when he went over for that NFL workout with Jason Taumalolo until they both came home because they realised they could never be Jarryd Hayne

Bandwagontine Holmes

Holmes was schooled by Bureta Faraimo when they both debuted in the same game

 

[Puntoue]

Hayne almost single handedly beat a cheating Storm team in the GF when Inglis,Smith,Cronk and Slater where in there prime while carrying hopeless teammates like Matt Keating/Jeff Robson/Daniel Mortimer.

Don’t you pharking dare insult my man Jeff Robson.

Godson, as he’s known around these parts, will tackle you so low around the legs that even your great grandkids won’t be able to walk.

 

[JokerEel]

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Thread is about Holmes not sharkies..

How many Running meters does Holmes have in the NFL again? Hint it's less than the God Hayne! Multi multi sport hero!

 

[Griffoshark66]

Nobody cares that Holmes got lucky and faced the Storm players at the end of there careers,Holmes would have lost 80-0 if he had to face them in there prime whilst they also had Inglis like Hayne did.

Yay we beat the Storm when Smith,Slater and Cronk were all 56 years old each yay yayy

Correct. We beat them. And we continue to do so.

 

[McLovin]

A lovely highlights package put together by our social media sharks friends.

<3

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Jarryd Hayne by the age of 23

2006 Dally M rookie of the Year
2007 Dally M winger of the year
2007 NSW Player of the Year
2009 International Player of the Year
2009 Dally M Fullback of the Year
2009 Dally M Player of the Year
2009 NSW Player of the Year


Valentine Holmes by the age of 23

Has yet to win a single individual award of any kind,no Dally M's in any category,No Wally Lewis Medals wins,no Clive Churchill medals wins etc etc etc


LMAO

 

[carcharias]

Jarryd Hayne by the age of 23

2006 Dally M rookie of the Year
2007 Dally M winger of the year
2007 NSW Player of the Year
2009 International Player of the Year
2009 Dally M Fullback of the Year
2009 Dally M Player of the Year
2009 NSW Player of the Year


Valentine Holmes by the age of 23

Has yet to win a single individual award of any kind,no Dally M's in any category,No Wally Lewis Medals wins,no Clive Churchill medals wins etc etc etc


LMAO

I bet he is spewin with his premiers ring

 

[JokerEel]

I bet he is spewin with his premiers ring

Bet ET is spewing also...

Just remember Daniel Fitzhenry has a ring..

 

[carcharias]

Bet ET is spewing also...

Just remember Daniel Fitzhenry has a ring..

Just remember
Everybody remembers Gallen

Who the f**k is Fitzhenry???

 

[JokerEel]

Just remember
Everybody remembers Gallen

Who the f**k is Fitzhenry???

That's right who is he just Like Holmes/Gallen 13 years after 2016 no one will remember them.. Not Hayne though he will be on 1 year contracts for the next 20 years after his 3rd attempt at NFL

 

[carcharias]

That's right who is he just Like Holmes/Gallen 13 years after 2016 no one will remember them.. Not Hayne though he will be on 1 year contracts for the next 20 years after his 3rd attempt at NFL

3rd attempt with no titles probably.

Anyway
Let’s see how they go now ey.

 

[JokerEel]

3rd attempt with no titles probably.

Anyway
Let’s see how they go now ey.

He will have 16 superbowl wins!

Yes let's see how a team coming 2nd last goes against the Storm....

 

[McLovin]

Jarryd Hayne by the age of 23

2006 Dally M rookie of the Year
2007 Dally M winger of the year
2007 NSW Player of the Year
2009 International Player of the Year
2009 Dally M Fullback of the Year
2009 Dally M Player of the Year
2009 NSW Player of the Year