Jarryd Hayne - Make him an Eel for Life

[I'm a loser baby...]

Ping @I’m a loser baby...

Can you please tell him?

I can.

 

[IFR33K]

Just one would suffice.



If I am asking you a lot of questions then that should tell you something.

That you’re a fcking moron???

The season was well and truly gone and MJ was showing sweet f**k all. It was obvious he wasn’t going to improve. I’d go as far to say, he was the worst player in the Comp. We could of kept him in Reggie’s and either played salmon in the centres or French @ 1 and gutho or taka in the centres. We also had KA and hoffman in Reggie’s for decent periods. One of them could of been elevated at MJ’s expense

Why are you so hell bent on having the last say or proving others wrong?

 

[ImTheMan]

My friend bought one and she is 35. She reckons I should.
Burning is for people who dont go to heaven. I had holy water put on my head so I live forever so must be burried.

No actually, what?

 

[Eelogical]

Off topic a little has anyone bought a plot for when they die?

Well, considering you think there are some 70/80 yo posters on here, I'd ask them. You still haven't posted how old you think most of us are. Have a crack at it, since you've had a breather and all.

 

[hindy111]

Not yet mate. I’ll probably just let family members sort that out along with my gambling debts.

I think what you should do when close to death is go to Antarctica and find a iceberg and push yourself to sea. As it melts you will come closer to your death and then its all over. No funerals no burning. A real clean ending.

 

[hindy111]

Well, considering you think there are some 70/80 yo posters on here, I'd ask them. You still haven't posted how old you think most of us are. have a crack at it, since you've had a breather and all.

You no idea I dont find ypur messages engaging to brief read...the funny letters person who is it? Who is it?
Gary 94
Strider 84
Avenger 79
Forget others

 

[hindy111]

Oh Gronk, maybe 90ish

 

[ImTheMan]

Oh Gronk, maybe 60ish

Nah, he wouldn't be interested in his Hilary Clinton blow up doll at that age.

 

[ImTheMan]

Oh Gronk, maybe 90ish

Better

 

[hindy111]

Has anyone else wondered what it be like doing a blow up doll?
I think the whole things quite hilarious. Pumping it full of air and the biggest thing I wondered was once dumped a load in the rubbery vagina how would you wash it?
Wouldn't it be easier to just put your feet in a bucket of warm water and have a pull with your eyes closed?

 

[Gary Gutful]

That you’re a fcking moron???

The season was well and truly gone and MJ was showing sweet f**k all. It was obvious he wasn’t going to improve. I’d go as far to say, he was the worst player in the Comp. We could of kept him in Reggie’s and either played salmon in the centres or French @ 1 and gutho or taka in the centres. We also had KA and hoffman in Reggie’s for decent periods. One of them could of been elevated at MJ’s expense

Why are you so hell bent on having the last say or proving others wrong?

You throw out bullshit statements all the time. Just trying to understand whether there is any substance behind them.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I think what you should do when close to death is go to Antarctica and find a iceberg and push yourself to sea. As it melts you will come closer to your death and then its all over. No funerals no burning. A real clean ending.

Isn’t that how Climate Change started?

 

[Gary Gutful]

You no idea I dont find ypur messages engaging to brief read...the funny letters person who is it? Who is it?
Gary 94
Strider 84
Avenger 79
Forget others

I feel 94.

 

[hindy111]

Isn’t that how Climate Change started?

Put it in your will. Fly your dead carcas and dispose it in antartica. That would piss everyone off

 

[IFR33K]

You throw out bullshit statements all the time. Just trying to understand whether there is any substance behind them.

Hopefully you approved of the names I named.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Has anyone else wondered what it be like doing a blow up doll?
I think the whole things quite hilarious. Pumping it full of air and the biggest thing I wondered was once dumped a load in the rubbery vagina how would you wash it?
Wouldn't it be easier to just put your feet in a bucket of warm water and have a pull with your eyes closed?

Yeah the moment where you have to clean up must be a massive downer.

 

[hindy111]

I feel 94.

Are you scared of death?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Hopefully you approved of the names I named.

I’m just glad you were able to come up with some and that the conversation made you think about it.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Are you scared of death?

Nope. Just sock puppets.

 

[ImTheMan]

Has anyone else wondered what it be like doing a blow up doll?
I think the whole things quite hilarious. Pumping it full of air and the biggest thing I wondered was once dumped a load in the rubbery vagina how would you wash it?
Wouldn't it be easier to just put your feet in a bucket of warm water and have a pull with your eyes closed?

LOL

How much did @hindy111 sell you his account for casper the friendly witch?