Jarryd Hayne - Make him an Eel for Life

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  1. Gary Gutful

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    All options are unfair because at the end of the day a bunch of shitbags cheated their rings off and in the process f**ked every other team over.

    The only fair solution would have been to roll the entire Storm squad up in carpet and throw them off a bridge.

    Show it on Pay Per View.
     
  2. El Diablo

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    no one they beat in the heats could have even won a medal

    it depends on times as to who qualifies ffs
     
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  3. I'm a loser baby...

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    No, places too.

    "Usually in the first two rounds the top three runners progress to the next stage. A small number of other athletes also progress as the fastest non-qualifiers (or "fastest losers") through a repechage system. Prior to 2012, the semi-finals stage comprised two races of eight athletes and the top four finishers in each race (regardless of time) were entered into the final."

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_metres_at_the_Olympics
     
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  4. Gary Gutful

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    *fastest loosers
     
  5. Eelogical

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    The Yarra is over polluted and the Storey Bridge has already had enough garbage pass under it. I can't keep up with the beers, pizza and messages in bottles as it is.
     
  6. Gary Gutful

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    Hornibrook Bridge it is then. If they a lucky, a pelican might feel sorry for them and drag them out of the water.
     
  7. Eelogical

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    You think ITM has it in him?
     
  8. Gary Gutful

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    Not that pelican, pelican!
     
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    Urinate on them first
     
  10. T-Boon

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    Pleaded not guitly we should sign him.
     
  11. Eelogical

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    R U O K, Boony? The silly season appears to have got off to an early start this year.
     
  12. Gronk

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    FFS Jarryd, if only the 49ers played like that you’d still have a job.

     
  13. 84 Baby

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    I don't understand why they don't play like that more often. Knock ons don't even mean automatic turnover
     
  14. Twizzle

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    source ?
     
  15. Avenger

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    I still can’t help feeling sorry for him. One of our greatest players reduced to this.

    In my opinion the biggest fall from grace in Rugby League history.

    It’s so sad.
     
  16. Gary Gutful

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    I don’t feel sorry for him.

    It’s definitely a shame though.
     
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  17. Avenger

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    He has had no positive role models. I blame his f**kwit of a manager for plenty of his career choices which led him to this point.
     
  18. Gary Gutful

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    He has had plenty of coaches and senior players who he would have done well to model himself on.

    He has to accept plenty of the blame for where he has ended up.
     
  19. Avenger

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    No doubt Gaz but with a proper mentor his huge ego and stupid decisions may have been curtailed.

    Look at the positive influence someone like Cooper Cronk has made on Blake Ferguson which was reported lately.
     
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