Joke - Must of been written by a Victorian

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Two boys in Brisbane are playing football in the park ​

when one of the boys is attacked by a savage Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it in the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.​

A Courier Mail reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Lions Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
But I'm not a Lions fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we are in Brisbane, I just assumed you were," says the reporter, and he starts again.
"Broncos Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack!” he jots in his notebook.
"I'm not a Broncos fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter starts again: "Maroons Supporter Risks Life In Heroic Rescue"
"I'm not a Maroons fan either," the boy responds.
"I assumed everyone in Brisbane was either for the Lions, Broncos or the Maroons. What team do you cheer for?" the reporter asks.
"We are both from Sydney and I'm a Blues fan," the boy says.​

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Redneck Cockroach Bastard Vandalises Fence And Kills Beloved Family Pet."

 

[Lockyer4President!]

Lions fans are a myth.

All expat Vics

 

[Shorty]

Not bad.

 

[sting]

the funniest part is where they talk about the lions

 

[Mr Angry]

Replace Lions with Reds and you have a joke, left as is, has Victorian written all over it.

 

[sting]

Two boys in Brisbane are playing football in the park
when one of the boys is attacked by a savage Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it in the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A Herald Sun reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Lions Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"WTF is a lions fan you gronk?" the little hero replies.
​

 

[Desert Qlder]

"Broncos or Maroons"?

Oh yeah definitely Victorian rubbish.

 

[Charles Bronson]

Two boys in Brisbane are playing football in the park

when one of the boys is attacked by a savage Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it in the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A Herald Sun reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Lions Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"WTF is a lions fan you gronk?" the little hero replies.​

lmao

 

[Pazza]

 

[beave]

wtf?

 

[hellteam]

Definitely written by a Victorian, the qld roar have more fans than the lions. I live in Brisbane and I never see anyone wearing lions gear. Dunno why the courier mail bothers so much with AFL

 

[Joker's Wild]

I see more Lions gear being worn around Brissy than roar gear mate, lets get real for a sec.

Nrl jerseys outnumber other codes by a factor of 1000s though.

Oh and that "joke" is pretty shit too

 

[Pazza]

wtf?

lions fans

 

[hellteam]

I see more Lions gear being worn around Brissy than roar gear mate, lets get real for a sec.

Nrl jerseys outnumber other codes by a factor of 1000s though.

Oh and that "joke" is pretty shit too

I'm serious. Maybe all the AFL gear is on the southside? None where I am

 

[user_nat]

This thread reminds me.. I don't think I have ever seen any Reds merchandise.