Knights Survivor, Tribal Council and Challenge Fourteen

[Knights Survivor]

After all of the controversy of the last round of Survivor, today's voting came around with an air of expectation. In the first individual elimination, who would face the music and be sent back to wherever it is they came from?

"This was a close vote," Benny informs the players, "With clear alliances showing. Let's count the votes".

thuganomics
Parki
Parki
the_knights_rule
Parki
the_knights_rule
Parki
the_knights_rule
the_knights_rule
Red and Blue Knight
Parki
the_knights_rule

"Wow," Chris speaks up from leafing through an issue of Playboy, "It looks like we've got a dead heat for the second time in the tournament. This week I'm not going to flip a coin or draw straws, because at this point it seems unfair to disadvantage somebody who submitted in the challenge and managed to get a vote in. For this reason, the game is over for the_knights_rule"

Benny looks understandably shocked, and is in the process of demanding a recount when Chris begins to announce the next challenge.

"This week's challenge is a little..."
"Recount, God dammit"
"...different. I'm going to get everyone to..."
"I demand a recount!"
"...oh f**k it, just read the..."
"RECOUNT"
"...post below..."
"REEEEEEEECCCCOOOOOUNT"

Challenge Fourteen
It's becoming clear that there are teams and alliances in this game of Survivor, so let's get the hate out in the air and have a little fun. Tell me who you think should be kicked out of Survivor and why in 500 words or less. Entries will be marked by Benny and I based on originality and the reasons given.

Entries are due in by 10pm Monday night

 

[Parki]

f**ken yeah......

to all of you that voted against me

this is war

and the little bitch instigator (you know who you are) prepare for the backlash..... its not going to be pretty, i can assure you that

let the games begin

 

[Parki]

Looking through the list of people left…. I carefully looked at the remaining candidates to decide which one I needed to be kicked off the most

RABK – Always good at challenges…. Should I send my venom his way? Hmmm…. Nah, I may need him later before the sloat slitting, seems to be playing the game though, might need to keep watch

TJS – The silent assassin, is slipping under the radar…..hmmm…maybe? A bit too sneaky for his own good, plus, if I kick him off I can steal his jets shirt and use it for firewood

Skye – Hmmmmm….. I wonder if she was the instigator in the FAILED (hahahahahahaha sucked in) vile plot to assassinate me from the island?.. Maybe I shouldn’t be as trusting as previously thought

Thuganomics – Hmmm…. Likes to write things in the sand under the guise of thugas thoughts… hang on! I like to write? Is there room enough for 2 writers on here? EEEKKKK!!!!!

B-Dos – won the last challenge with incredible speed…. Hmmmmm…. Could be a threat…. again, slipping under the radar which may need to be surfaced before its too late

Les Norton – Hmmmm….. I think I shant vote for either of these girls, as they seem unthreatening….or are they? Maybe the girls are all behind the secret plot to destroy me? Eeeeppp!!! Nah…. Shes a top chickie she wouldn’t do that to me? Would she?

Charley9 – Loves greenday… I cant vote for anyone who loves greenday, that band kick total arse…. Plus, seems to be a top chickie… will have to watch her though

Magro – Has embarked on a destructive campaign to destroy the anglos, to self proclaimed “send them back to the island where the came from”… of which I find disturbing…. Also is good at challenges… may need to conk him on the head with a coconut shortly

The Vern – Is lazy. Has not participated in the last FIVE (count them) challenges.. needs to get his act together or people will start observing.. Has irritated me in the fact that I nearly got kicked off when he does nothing….needs to be seriously considered for extermination

But no, theres only one person who should be kicked off the island, and that’s Paulie

Paulie, you are a whinger. You love whinging. You love harassing the judges because something didn’t go your way, you love whinging about how unfair this game is… well guess what mate? Game over. I know it was you. I spared your sorry, unforgiving arse in interest of the game. Such deeds are unforgiveable. I shall now call upon the armies of parki for extermination to send you into the vile depths of the banished land where you belong, because in reality, it is you who least deserves to be left on this island. You are a whinging, petty, crybaby whinger, and for now, its game over.

Vote 1 paulie off the island…. And do it now… id carry him off myself, but I have other priorities.. Now, wheres that coconut?

500 words

 

[Jobdog]

:lol: GOLD!!

At least I know that I've gotten under your skin Parki, and hmmm, u want me to be voted off, that is cos u fear me. ;-)

 

[MrCharisma]

Gold Parki... and if only I could send all the anglos back to the British isles

 

[RABK]

lol i voted for myself.

Judging by the votes there are two groups and i'm not in either, bring it on bitches.

 

[the_knights_rule]

screw you all

 

[Misanthrope]

screw you all

Might keep you in the game

 

[RABK]

:lol:

 

[the_knights_rule]

:lol: no thanks. im actually kinda glad im out i couldnt be bothered to play anymore :lol: yes im lazy i know

 

[B-dos]

I was struggling with this challenge. It’s difficult to say who should be voted off this game when you have no really valid reasons to vote for anyone. I was thinking long and hard about this one and trying to pick out one person I thought I could aim at and hopefully come up with some sort of reason which would be reasonably acceptable and which would tickle the fancy of the two sadistic judges who are now creating challenges designed to generate more friction and in-fighting.

Note, however, I said I WAS struggling. After reading through this thread this morning, I found the opportunity I was looking for. I no longer have to pick out some poor sod at random and find something, anything, to say that would appeal to the judges and pass off as being honest. This person has made things quite easy for me after all. Unfortunately I have to say that Red & Blue Knight is the one that I think should be kicked off this island. Why? Well ill tell you why…

Those four words he muttered quietly earlier in this thread gave me all the reason I needed. “I voted for myself”. What kind of self respecting survivor votes for himself? His will to survive has obviously disappeared. Can he no longer handle the challenges? Has he tired before the finish? All I know is he has had enough and I want only to give him what he craves… A ticket off this damned island.

If those words he muttered weren’t enough of an indication of his fading will to survive, then the fact that he didn’t even take part in the last challenge seals the deal for me. What was he doing while many of us sat there shooting tranquilisers at those speedy little sheep, hoping and praying that our reflexes were quick enough? Only R&BK knows the answer to that one. Probably plotting some way to escape the island and leave us all here to disintegrate into “Lord of the Flies” like savagery.

So after a weekend of metal turmoil, struggling with who I was going to point the finger at, Red & Blue Knight with those four innocent words opened the window of opportunity. He wants to be voted off so he should be voted off.

 

[les norton]

Ahhhhhhhh this challenges sucks....

 

[B-dos]

Yeah i agree Les. It sucks alright.

 

[les norton]

Alrighty...Here we go...

I too have struggled with this challenge...Swapped and changed my mind more times than i care to divulge.

My trends...

1. My first pick was the easy option...evict Les Norton!! This written lovely has potential, could be witty...But Shock Horror OMG what if they actually do?!?!?!?

2. Vote out Chris Walker Bush and Stranger!! Again - has potential. They have had a reasonably safe journey through the survivor world so far....laughing at us, Judging us. All the time thinking they were safe and that WE the people had no course of retaliation....WELL we do people!! WE Have the power, if we all join forces and stop the in house bickering we can rule this island (Lost track are we in the snow or back on island???) Then I realised i was slightly delusional. This cant happen...I have no power against these 2. (Plus they are voting this...so i just want to shout out to my boys!! CWB and Stranger!! HEEYYYYY!! )

3. Copy b - dos. Very valid argument. Might not win me the prize though....

4. The vern. Absences apparently does not make the heart grow fonder....You are the weakest link....goodbye. (hehehe I always wanted to say that...)

So alas...I have to go with the vern.






(If anyone is interested in the upheaval described in point 2....drop me a line. PM with the heading....purple monkey dishwater...IT CAN BE DONE!!)

 

[thuganomics]

Who should go you ask?

Well, the only person who should deserve to go is the Vern for his absence as of late. It's pretty unfair that people who are actually playing are gonna get voted out earlier then himself because they are playing and making alliences etc.

Red and Blue Knight hasn't done anything wrong from where I sit, but he is normally strong in challenges (still don't know how he got such a high score in that stick cricket game)

TJS is under that radar, but maybe thats part of his game plan...*looks suspecious*

B-Dos - Another one that is good in the challenges. Was part of my Team Newton tribe, don't see why he deserves to go.

les norton - A good competitior. Has potential to win but deserves to stay longer in the game.

Jobdog - Looks like him and Parki are going at it...cat fight maybe? I suggest that the hosts send these too to a island by themselves so they can get along better.

There are many more that I could mention, but I choose not to as I am bored and feel like going to sleep soon.

Theres one thing for sure, the person who DOES NOT deserve to go is thuganomics...


..cause he is cool.....

 

[RABK]

I was struggling with this challenge. It’s difficult to say who should be voted off this game when you have no really valid reasons to vote for anyone. I was thinking long and hard about this one and trying to pick out one person I thought I could aim at and hopefully come up with some sort of reason which would be reasonably acceptable and which would tickle the fancy of the two sadistic judges who are now creating challenges designed to generate more friction and in-fighting.

Note, however, I said I WAS struggling. After reading through this thread this morning, I found the opportunity I was looking for. I no longer have to pick out some poor sod at random and find something, anything, to say that would appeal to the judges and pass off as being honest. This person has made things quite easy for me after all. Unfortunately I have to say that Red & Blue Knight is the one that I think should be kicked off this island. Why? Well ill tell you why…

Those four words he muttered quietly earlier in this thread gave me all the reason I needed. “I voted for myself”. What kind of self respecting survivor votes for himself? His will to survive has obviously disappeared. Can he no longer handle the challenges? Has he tired before the finish? All I know is he has had enough and I want only to give him what he craves… A ticket off this damned island.

If those words he muttered weren’t enough of an indication of his fading will to survive, then the fact that he didn’t even take part in the last challenge seals the deal for me. What was he doing while many of us sat there shooting tranquilisers at those speedy little sheep, hoping and praying that our reflexes were quick enough? Only R&BK knows the answer to that one. Probably plotting some way to escape the island and leave us all here to disintegrate into “Lord of the Flies” like savagery.

So after a weekend of metal turmoil, struggling with who I was going to point the finger at, Red & Blue Knight with those four innocent words opened the window of opportunity. He wants to be voted off so he should be voted off.

I voted for myself because i did note vote for anyone else. A mis vote is a vote for yourself.

For someone that's been kicking ass all survivor long i actually expected to be voted off sooner, but meh it'll happen soon enough i'm sure.

 

[Charley9]

Who do i think should be kicked out of Survivor?
Everyone dagnammit! (Except me!) This is a game and i wanna win it...i don't know why. I mean it's not like i get pair of Buderus' footy shorts at the end of it or anything. But still, i guess it's the drive of having the respect an admiration of my fellow League Unlimited-ers .
And the only way to do that is to be strategic and stealthy. Obviously everyone who is left is a threat and playing the game as cunningly as a fox in the night! Everyone clearly has their strengths and are using their ploys to the maximum of their shifty abilities to take each other down one weakling at a time.
True alliances have been made. But alliances are just as easily broken in the name of potential victory. Make no mistake that at this point in the game, players will say and do anything to gain another link in their alliance. We’re all tired, and hungry and dirty and sick of the sight of Stranger and CWBush skipping into the bushes gleefully at the end of every tribal council, while we’re left to pick up the pieces.
And who’s the say our two hosts aren’t in on it too? Mr-Nice-Guys-Stranger and Mr-I-swear- come-to-my-tent-I-have-heaps-of-oreos CWBush! How do we know that they don’t have their own alliances?? And that this whole challenge isn’t a ploy to get us all to reveal our game plans in order to help out one of the remaining LU’ers.
And the government’s in on it too! And Aliens do exist! And There is a world where Brett Kimmorly is a good player…
All I know is that whoever is in my alliance, if I have one, knows who they are, and they know what has to be done to take the others down. And we will not rest until it’s done.

 

[MrCharisma]

First off, I'll give Magro's insight on his fellow Survivor members;

Parki:- Idiot
RABK:- Idiot
TJS:- Idiot
Skye:- Idiot
B-Dos:- Idiot
Les Norton:- Idiot
Charley9:- Idiot
Magro:- Awesome
The Vern:- Idiot
Paulie:- Idiot

Notice someone not on my list? While most of these people have fallen into the idiot coloumn, one person comes to mind when I think about who should leave this island.

THUGANOMICS

I'm sorry but John Cena is the worst wrestler I can think of to date and frankly anyone who supports this chain gang business, deserves to be kick out of the island and then drown in the black sea due to a hole in the ship!

A talentless hack who supports rap 'music' and gang violence. Why is it that when I look back to wrestling a few years ago when Cena wasn't there and the WWE was great.... but when I think of the WWE now, I think of crap which is hardly worth the 2hrs you devote to Raw?

What the hell is thuganomics anyway? Can I go to my local university and sign up to Thuganomics 101 as an external unit for a Bachelor of Arts/Theatre? If an employer asks for my qualifications, what would he say if I was to tell him I got High Distinction in thuganomics...

Seriously yo, this dude is wacked out. He should be Heat, wrestling has beens like Val Venis and dreaming of how he blew his big oppotunity. We all know he's just keeping the title warm for when HHH wants it back. Guys like Angle, the Big Show, Shaun Michaels and HHH should be taking the spot light and not this skinny white boy.

Who really should have the title is Kurt Angle, man can that guy wrestle. I mean for crying out aloud he is the 1996 Olympic wrestling champion from Atlanta. Not only that but he is a great worker both on and off the air and is willing to help out the younger guys and help give them the push to the next level.

What happened to the good old says when Kurt Angle would represent the three I's and the big A? Or when Kurt Angle would defend the honour of Stephanie? When the Rock was wrestling ladder matches, when the Tag-Team titles actually meant something and when the WWE actually had competition with other companies.

To sum this all up, Kurt Angle would be a great champion and I hope he wins the Royal Rumble!

 

[Charley9]

Charley9:- Idiot

That's Miss-Don't-Wanna-Be-An-American-Idiot to you Mister!

 

[thuganomics]

THUGANOMICS

I'm sorry but John Cena is the worst wrestler I can think of to date and frankly anyone who supports this chain gang business, deserves to be kick out of the island and then drown in the black sea due to a hole in the ship!

A talentless hack who supports rap 'music' and gang violence. Why is it that when I look back to wrestling a few years ago when Cena wasn't there and the WWE was great.... but when I think of the WWE now, I think of crap which is hardly worth the 2hrs you devote to Raw?

What the hell is thuganomics anyway? Can I go to my local university and sign up to Thuganomics 101 as an external unit for a Bachelor of Arts/Theatre? If an employer asks for my qualifications, what would he say if I was to tell him I got High Distinction in thuganomics...

Seriously yo, this dude is wacked out. He should be Heat, wrestling has beens like Val Venis and dreaming of how he blew his big oppotunity. We all know he's just keeping the title warm for when HHH wants it back. Guys like Angle, the Big Show, Shaun Michaels and HHH should be taking the spot light and not this skinny white boy.

Who really should have the title is Kurt Angle, man can that guy wrestle. I mean for crying out aloud he is the 1996 Olympic wrestling champion from Atlanta. Not only that but he is a great worker both on and off the air and is willing to help out the younger guys and help give them the push to the next level.

What happened to the good old says when Kurt Angle would represent the three I's and the big A? Or when Kurt Angle would defend the honour of Stephanie? When the Rock was wrestling ladder matches, when the Tag-Team titles actually meant something and when the WWE actually had competition with other companies.

To sum this all up, Kurt Angle would be a great champion and I hope he wins the Royal Rumble!

Kurt Angle is actually my fav wrestler....