Cue Kobe fans:
"B-B-B-But he has 5 rings, if he gets 1 more that's as many as Jordan"
"B-B-B-But he won the Finals MVP twice"
"B-B-B-But he won an MVP"
"B-B-B-But he won a scoring title"
"B-B-B-But he's the greatest ever"
"In truth Shaq would have 3 less rings cause without Kobe Shaq never would have won a ring"
"Rape? It was settled out of court and she withdrew the charges therefore she was consenting at the time and was a gold-digger and Kobe would never do that because Kobe is so awesome and Kobe is the greatest shooting guard ever, in fact the greatest player ever"
Have I missed any?