Laughter Is The Best Medicine

[Nutz]

My daughter's new puppy. She won't be able to weigh it this way in 4 months time.

 

[Tigerm]

The Australian Tax Office has returned the Tax Return to a man in Townsville. In response to the question, "Do you have any dependants?"
The man wrote: 640,000 illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 450 idiots in Parliament, thousands of 'retired politicians' and an entire group that call themselves 'Senators."
The ATO stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.
The man's response back to ATO was, "Who did I leave out?"

 

[Nutz]

The Australian Tax Office has returned the Tax Return to a man in Townsville. In response to the question, "Do you have any dependants?"
The man wrote: 640,000 illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 450 idiots in Parliament, thousands of 'retired politicians' and an entire group that call themselves 'Senators."
The ATO stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.
The man's response back to ATO was, "Who did I leave out?"

Hilarious, I showed that to my missus, and she's a hard marker, she cracked up. Well done

 

[Tigerm]

There is obviously a trick in it somewhere, but I can't see it.

 

[Nutz]

There is obviously a trick in it somewhere, but I can't see it.

What the? How on earth was that done.

 

[Tigerm]

Who wants to be a millionaire.

Sounds no different than watching a WT's game. Hahaha