J.R: Welcome to SummerSlam, finally it's here!!
King: There's a limo pulling up. Quick Coach see who it is
**the coach is still nursing sore ribs from the rock a few weeks ago**
**The rock gets out of his Limo with fellow Elites members Goldberg and Orton**
Coach: Ahh excuse me mr. Rock, could i get your thoughts on tonights match?
Rock: Johnathon Coachmen, did the great one give his thoughts on the match a few weeks ago?
Coach: ummm...
**rock snatches the mic and rasies his fist, the coach runs away**
FINALLY.... THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO SUMMERSLAM!!!
Brock Lesner listen up closely, the great one is gonna lay out the ground work for you. The rock is gonna walk in to the HIAC, the rock is gonna whoop your candy ass all around that HIAC, then the great one is gonna hit the Rock Bottem, then in front of the thousands of the rocks fans in the building and the millions... AND MILLIONS of the rocks fans all around the world, the great one is gonna hit THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT... the peoples elbow, then the ref will count 1-2-3...
HIAC Brock, no where to run, no where to hide, no one to save you from the great one...
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.. WHAT THE ROCK..... IS COOKIN