Night 3 Results
Brian was wandering the streets & saw all the preachers rabbiting on with their prophesies. He was momentarily mesmerized by a boring looking man,
There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.
just as he was about to die of boredom, he saw 3 wise men going from house to house carrying Gold, Mir & Frankincense. He was out of Mir & thought they may be salesmen so took off after them.
Brian is not dead
Biggus Dickus was starting to get very upset as his assassin kept failing to hit his mark. He decided a softer target might be a safer option. "Assassin I want you to kill a woman, surely you can manage that!" The assassin assured him his wishes would be done. "There is a blonde woman around the town, she keeps with the prophets searching for the son of God" The assassin asked how he would know her. "She carries a Guade, it is believed by the Jews to be sacred" The assassin nodded and headed toward the palace gates......................
Meanwhile Pontius Pilate was plotting and scheeming with his faithful servant Centuwian. "I have been wed to bewive there is a woman who can bwing us to our knees" The Centuwian tutted his disapproval, "I think she spends most of her time on her knees sir" he replied. "She is a woman of qwestionawble mowals and we feaw she is getting infowmation by providing sexuwal favwors fwom ower sowdiewers" Centuwian said he had an idea who this woman was. "Good, find hewr & bwing me back hewr head"
Centuwion headed to the palace gates to start his search................
At the gates the assassin and the Centuwion bumped into each other. They chatted briefly and decided they would work together to achieve their tasks. They had had reports back that both their targets were last seen in the same area so confidently they set off...................
The blonde woman was worried, only a few nights earlier the Messiah's woman had been attacked. She was concerned it may happen again. The Messiah would be unhappy if anything happened to Judith and the Blonde woman would do anything to prevent that. She picked up the Holy Guade and headed out into the night...............
Mandy Cohen needed information, the Judean's were floundering and needed to get rid of the oppressors. To achieve their aims they needed to know who to target. She had been on her knees for the pleasure of men the past few nights & come away with nothing but an aching jaw & some warmth in her belly. She decided that pleasuring a woman may get the results she desired, she knew just where to go. The Blonde woman seemed well connected, she was attractive and reputedly was very big on feminine hygiene. With a twinkle in her eye & a spring in her step she headed out into the night.....................
The blonde woman arrived at Judith's house and knocked on the door. When there was no answer she started to worry, she saw the door was unlocked and let herself in. She was checking the rooms and saw Judith just stepping out of the bath. The sight of that untamed bush set her heart racing. Her thoughts turned to the fact she was gazing on the Messiah's "pleasure zone" and she started to feel heat in her loins. She threw herself across the room and started feasting on the tastiest hair pie in the known world..............
Mandy spotted the Blonde woman dissapearing into a house. She quickened her pace and set off after her. As she reached the front door, she licked her lips, popped out her teeth and stepped inside. The sight she was greeted with cheered her heart. There would be no problems here tonight as the target of her lust was pointing skyward. She dropped her robes, cleared her throat, took a deep breath & dove on in.................
Centuwion and Assassin had been trailing Mandy since she left home. They spotted her entering a house and they knew this was the time to strike. There would be no escape this time. They were beside themselves with happiness that both their targets were in the same house. This would be a fast nights work. As they approached the door they both drew their swords and gripped them firmly. When they stepped inside they were stunned. They stood there for a few moments taking in what they were seeing. The swords of steel made a racket as they hit the floor. The swords of pork would suffice on this night. Surely Biggus & Pilate would understand.....
Mandy Cohen is not dead
Blonde Woman is not dead
It is now day 4 with 24 alive, it is 12 to lynch
