Pilate was not in a good mood as he stood outside his chambers talking with Centuwion. "Youw must kiww that woman tonight!" he screamed. "The blonde?" Centuwion asked. "No no no, not that one. We know what amawous gowings on and wumpy pumpy awre invowved wiff hrw!"Pontius screamed. "The over one!" he yelled finally and then stormed into his bedroom for the night. Centurion wasnt sure who he was supposed to kill, so he decided to stand guard over his boss instead.
No One is dead.
Splitter strode through the town looking for recruits to the cause. He spotted Judith and asked if she wanted to join the cause. She just shook her head and ran away. Splitter sighed and decided to catch a sermon.
False Prophet[yelling] ... for the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. NINE-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but NINE, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will...
Splitter didnt like what he heard. "You sir are a false prophet!" he yelled. The false prophet took one look at Splitter, pulled out his blade and stabbed him.
Parra is dead.
He was Splitter, Judean popular peoples front aligned rabble rouser
Stan felt pretty good, he had managed to not kill anyone the previous night & felt pleased with himself. He decided to catch a sermon by some cat named Jesus over on the Mount. he arrived in time & found a spot up the back to try and listen in.
Man: You hear that? Blessed are the Greek.
Stan: The Greek?
Man: Mmm. Well, apparently, he's going to inherit the earth.
Stan: Did anyone catch his name?
Mrs Big Nose: Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.
Stan looked at her she seemed so happy, listening to the sermon,so pleased about the meek, husband by her side & womb in her belly. It was all he could stand.
Didgi is dead,
He was Mrs Big Nose. Jerusalem Aligned Wife
Biggus Dickus decided to give the Assassin one last chance. He ordered him to kill the Gourde woman once and for all. If he were to fail he was told he would be next. The Assassin nodded with grim resolve.
Rebel is dead.
He was Keeper of the Gaude Jerusalem aligned weirdo
