Limericks!!!!

[madunit]

There once was a woman whose hat,
Was a regular brute of a hat,
Oh a hat she did wear,
On the top of her hair,
And everyone said "look! a hat!"

 

[madunit]

There was an old man with a beard,
A funny old man with a beard,
He had a big beard,
A great big old beard,
That amusing old man with a beard.

 

[madunit]

There was an old man with a goat,
An amusing old man with a goat,
The man with a goat,
Was a man with a goat,
That interesting old man with a goat!

 

[madunit]

There once was this doctor called Jones,
A medical doctor, named Jones.
And this doctor Jones,
This doctor, this Jones,
Was a crazy old doctor called Jones.

 

[MONY]

man you should write these so called "limericks" for a living.

you are an absolute moron....cheers madmerkin

 

[Azkatro]

There once was an old man from Ealing,
Who had an exporectant feeling.
A sign on the door
said "Don't spit on the floor"
So he looked up and spat on the ceiling.

And a Rodney Rude special:
There was an old lady from Mt Larcombe,
Who used to get farm boys and sark 'em.
She said "When I get tired,
I just hop on and ride!
I not only sark 'em, I f**k 'em!"

There's another cracker involving Mal Meninga and his hairy back but I won't air it here :lol:

 

[madunit]

man you should write these so called "limericks" for a living.

you are an absolute moron....cheers madmerkin

At least my head doesn't look like it was raped by a pack of savage hyenas like yours does.

 

[mullet]

can i have some of your free time unit, or infact do u want to go to uni for me??

 

[madunit]

ok ok, i got those from a book, i didn't make them up.

your uni course is pretty easy though mullet ;-)

however I have to earn money to cover the cost of my communication fee's

 

[madunit]

There once was pig from Waterloo,
And this pig used to eat shoes,
But one day in the pen,
It was raped by a hen,
And now that pig has the flu.

 

[White Poiner]

meh.

 

[madunit]

There once was a man from Gaul,
Who was quite very poor,
When he wanted a feed,
He'd drop to his knees,
And start licking some balls.

 

[madunit]

those last two are mine, as is every other limerick i produce from now on in.

I know you are all laughing your balls off

 

[madunit]

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many kids, she didn't know what to do,
They were all short and dumpy,
As well as looking quite plumpish,
And their faces were all covered in poo.

 

[Nevcost]

There once was a man named Matt
Whose life was really quite crap
He's bad with the chicks
They think he's a prick
Now he wants to end his life with a gat

Aren't I positive at the moment