Spot on mate. All he needs to do is change his name to Billy Lodge, or Cameron lodge, and he will be above reproach.
But seriously . . . what usually happens is the original club caves in to PC pressure ( and punts the bloke who pissed on a wall ), and a new club comes along with a rehab plan that includes hand clapping, tree hugging and good, clean and wholesome activities to "put him on the right track".
We need to pre-empt any train wreck here, and just implement the wonderful healing strategies of the new vulture club ourselves, without letting him go.
The Roosters seem to have a pretty good record for picking up and turning around wayward souls . . . and they only do it for their love of humanity, not for any personal gain of course . . . maybe we should pay more attention to their bag of tricks.