lu average joe

[Bobby DIGital]

I think I better Pull Jess to the side to get a "quiet moment" with her, away from the rest of the scallywags.

So Jess...I wanna piece of your ass. I wanna eat it up. I'm talking knife, fork, napkin tucked in my shirt. Yum. I wanna taste that caboose plain and simple. That's right I wanna get both hands on that rump and to be quite frank, do thangs to it. I mean really do thangs to ya trunk...get a hold of that back-end and really just go to town on it...nawhaimsayin?

 

[That Guy]

Whoa, I think DIG is got this thang in the bag!

*TG decides to lay another cable in Jess' panties draw*

 

[Jess]

Is that really what you would do if you were me?

Bye bye half.

 

[Willow_2003]

Haha *whipping noise*

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

What's this crap about?

Halfy got bulleted?

Good call, he'd rather bone his own shadow anyway.

 

[knights04]

It's a sick world we live in :doubt:

 

[Phillips]

so far im still in with a chance \\/ \\/

 

[weasel]

There's a lot you have to offer, Phillips. I reckon final two for sure.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Yeah, probably because Jess is missing one vital ingredient for turning halfy on...

A knob.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

Actually it doesn't explain your attraction to Nibblet.

He is a knob rather than being someone who possesses a knob.

I'll let you wear your comment about Jess. But no matter which female you talk about, always remember, they're probably more masculine than you.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

But the dildo you use was meant for women.

 

[Jess]

Stuff this

*votes out everyone except, Thierry, Daley and sullyfan.

Everyone knows my cock's bigger than halfy's, or anything he could dream to have. I mean, I have proof!

 

[nibbs]

noooooooooooo... i just don't understand.

 

[Phillips]

this is the worst day of my life *loads shot gun*

and for the record my cock is the biggest, after all it is a Barnevelder ;-)

 

[wittyfan]

I'm a real gentleman.

 

[That Guy]

Well its about f**king time, I mean I shat in her draw twice for f**ks sake. It was about time I got the arse.

 

[nibbs]

just when i thought i was making a real connection, i just stabbed in the heart *breaks down emotionally and begins to cry*

 

[Jess]

I'm sorry for breaking your hearts everyone. We can still be friends.

 

[Phillips]

friends with special privileges

 

[That Guy]

I got 5 bucks on DIG, who wants a piece?