LU Interactive Rugby League Prelim. Rules and Setup

[Raider_69]

i dunno if any team is in the comp called the pathetic comets, if they are ill be fuming, they have ripped off the future undefeated premiers ;-) :lol:

 

[dougthelegend]

i dunno if any team is in the comp called the pathetic comets, if they are ill be fuming, they have ripped off the future undefeated premiers ;-) :lol:

:lol: got me there....except the undefeated premiers, obviously you still havent awoken from the dream like state your in atm ;-)

 

[Raider_69]

if this is the dream, then my god help you come the season good and proper... nightmare, get used to that word doug, you'll be having plenty of them after our encounter.. you'll awake from the slumber scream "NO RAIDER! MERCY CALL! WE GIVE UP! 100 - NIL! WE CANT TAKE THIS BEATING ANY LONGER"

 

[dougthelegend]

100 - 0 :lol: - you really are getting deluded now R69 - perhaps an appointment with your psychologist would be appropriate....the Dragons have already worked out their song:

"Are you breathing now
Do the wicked see you
You still breathing
You're making me known
Are you breathing now
Do the wicked see you
You still breathing

So, what's up
I wonder why do you listen to me
I'm gonna make you do some freaky shit now
Insane, your gonna die when you listen to me
Let the living die, let the living die, say"

 

[Raider_69]

The comets theme song has been announced

Trapt - Headstrong

BACK OFF ILL TAKE YOU ON
HEADSTRONG TO TAKE ON ANYONE
I KNOW THAT YOU WERE WRONG
HEADSTRONG, WERE HEAD STRONG

tomorrow a press confrence will be held at Comets Headquarters to announce the venue at which the comets will play out of and the #1 ticket holder. Also a short Q&A with the media

 

[dougthelegend]

not to be outdone, the Dragons have also announced a press conference for Sunday...with Dragons CEO/Coach dougthelegend available for a Q&A session in which the no. 1 ticket holder will be announced after saturdays charity auction...

 

[Raider_69]

**raider is herd mutter "unoriginal bastard" in the backround**

 

[dougthelegend]

meh, at least we are donating the funds from our no 1 ticketholder auction to charity....

*doug is heard muttering "cheap bastard*in background

 

[Raider_69]

and what exactly will you be auction... besides your clubs dignity and that will only raise a few bucks

 

[dougthelegend]

and what exactly will you be auction... besides your clubs dignity and that will only raise a few bucks

the prestigious no 1 ticket holder possie at the inaugural winner of the LU Premiership - the mighty mudgee dragons....and our dignity would sure as hell raise a lot more cash than that of the comets!

 

[Raider_69]

yea your right, the amount of cash that would exchange hands wouldnt exist, cheque would be sufficient ;-) :lol:

 

[dougthelegend]

we are expecting to raise 1 million plus, Jessica Alba is rumoured to be attending

 

[Panthers_Gurl]

ok boys settle down you are both cheap :lol:

 

[Raider_69]

yea, i told her that in the name of a sporting chance that she could attend, but dont stress, she'll be pretty tired, be at my house all night and i can tell ya we wont be watchin DVD's :lol:

 

[dougthelegend]

meh, you two would probably sit eating rainbow icecream "all night long" :lol:

 

[Raider_69]

Press conference to be held at comets HQ at 12:30

 

[[furrycat]]

:lol:

 

[Raider_69]

meh, you two would probably sit eating rainbow icecream "all night long" :lol:

i wasnt but she was
she happens to like the rainbow condoms ;-)

 

[Raider_69]

Good Afternoon ladies and gentleman.

In the up coming LU Interactive Rugby League competition the St Clair region will be represented by the mighty Comets. The coach will be Raider_69, the highley successful player and coach, he was once dubbed the Lion of League.

The Comets will play out of Peppertree Park, which is to get a 3.5 Million dollar face lift over before commencement of the season. Peppertree park will be transformed from a park into one if not THE premier playing feild in this fine Country. It will seat 40 000 and is designed specifically for League.

Now with this announcememt also comes the news of our #1 Ticket holder, rumors have rifled around that this will be Jessica Alba, however this is incorrect, the St Clair Comets #1 Ticket Holder will be long time "close" friend of coach Raider_69 Tammin Sursok!

She will ne seasted with Raider_69's wife Elisa Dushku during games, this will no doubt send the rumor columns crazy but we would like to express that Raider_69 and Elisa have a very open marrage.

Now is there any questions?
Yes you there

Dick Cheese from the Mudgee times, Raider_69 what is your plans for a squad?
R69: hehe, dick cheese from the mudgee time? typical dragon scum. Well without giving too much away we are looking to establish a strong and mobile forward pack with no real big names bar a few and a fast and ellusive backline

Eaton Dick from the Mudgee Dragons, Coach, who are looking at as a potential captain for your team?
R69: f**k me, did they let the spastic centre out early? Ohh well i will drop one name for you, Rubin Wiki, he and several others we are looking at as potential captains, but first things first, we have to get their signiture

Mike Fredrick from the Sun Herold, Coach Doug from the dragons has talked alot of shit, are you phased by this?
R69: No not really, Doug has some problems but thats no concern of ours, i think its just a case of the poor bloke forgetting to take his medication... ok on last question.

Rebecca Wilson fro0m the Telegraph, is yours and Tammin's relationship purely friendship?
R69: Look Elisa and me have a strong marrage and she understands that me and Tammin are good close friends... make of that what you will

Thank you for your time.
GO COMETS!!

 

[tUp]

classic :lol: