LUF - Greatest ever Foreign Object

[bender]

I am not sure if this one will work, but in the tradition of all these great tournaments how about a greatest ever wrestling foreign object. Some of these may be a bit old for most of the posters here, but i enjoyed remembering them.


Round 1
Kurt Angles Medals vs Stone Colds Beer Cans
Carlitos Apple vs Steel Chain
Terry Funks Branding Iron vs Macho Mans Hat (as repossessed by repo man)
Title Belt vs Steel Chair
Scott Hall Toothpick v Jimmy Hart Megaphone
Green mist vs Slickster/Classy Freddie Blassie Cane
Undertakers Urn vs The Cats Ruby Red Shoes.
Cowboy Bob Ortons Cast vs William Regals Brass Knuckles
The titan Tron vs Spanish Anounce Table
Wooden Tables vs Ladders
Ringside bell vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4
Hollywood Hogan Weightlifting Belt vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honkytonk mans Guitar vs Exposed Turnbuckle
Mr Socko vs Iron Sheik's curled boots
Luscous Johnny Valiant Cigar vs Jim Cornettes Tennis Racquet
Million Dollar Mans $100 dollar bills vs Stings Baseball bat

 

[Matt23]

Kurt Angles Medals vs Stone Colds Beer Cans
Carlitos Apple vs Steel Chain
Terry Funks Branding Iron vs Macho Mans Hat (as repossessed by repo man)
Title Belt vs Steel Chair
Scott Hall Toothpick v Jimmy Hart Megaphone
Green mist vs Slickster/Classy Freddie Blassie Cane
Undertakers Urn vs The Cats Ruby Red Shoes.
Cowboy Bob Ortons Cast vs William Regals Brass Knuckles
The titan Tron Go Shane O Mac! vs Spanish Anounce Table
Wooden Tables vs Ladders
Ringside bell vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4 haaaaaaaaawwwwwwww
Hollywood Hogan Weightlifting Belt vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honkytonk mans Guitar vs Exposed Turnbuckle
Mr Socko vs Iron Sheik's curled boots
Luscous Johnny Valiant Cigar vs Jim Cornettes Tennis Racquet
Million Dollar Mans $100 dollar bills vs Stings Baseball bat

 

[Iafeta]

Kurt Angles Medals vs Stone Colds Beer Cans - The cold ones
Carlitos Apple vs Steel Chain - Steel chain
Terry Funks Branding Iron vs Macho Mans Hat (as repossessed by repo man) - branding iron
Title Belt vs Steel Chair - steel chair
Scott Hall Toothpick v Jimmy Hart Megaphone - Megaphone
Green mist vs Slickster/Classy Freddie Blassie Cane - Classy Freddie Blassie Cane
Undertakers Urn vs The Cats Ruby Red Shoes. - Urn
Cowboy Bob Ortons Cast vs William Regals Brass Knuckles - Brass Knuckles
The titan Tron vs Spanish Anounce Table - Spanish Announce Table
Wooden Tables vs Ladders - Ladders
Ringside bell vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4 - Hooo!!! USA!!! Hacksaw
Hollywood Hogan Weightlifting Belt vs HHH Sledgehammer - HHH Sledgehammer
Honkytonk mans Guitar vs Exposed Turnbuckle - Guitar
Mr Socko vs Iron Sheik's curled boots - Mr Socko
Luscous Johnny Valiant Cigar vs Jim Cornettes Tennis Racquet - Tennis Racquet
Million Dollar Mans $100 dollar bills vs Stings Baseball bat - Stings Baseball bat, man, that whole Sting v Hulk thing was the shiznit god damn

 

[Raider_69]

:lol:
great topic

Kurt Angles Medals vs Stone Colds Beer Cans
Carlitos Apple vs Steel Chain
Terry Funks Branding Iron vs Macho Mans Hat (as repossessed by repo man)
Title Belt vs Steel Chair
Scott Hall Toothpick v Jimmy Hart Megaphone
Green mist vs Slickster/Classy Freddie Blassie Cane
Undertakers Urn vs The Cats Ruby Red Shoes.
Cowboy Bob Ortons Cast vs William Regals Brass Knuckles
The titan Tron vs Spanish Anounce Table
Wooden Tables vs Ladders
Ringside bell vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4
Hollywood Hogan Weightlifting Belt vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honkytonk mans Guitar vs Exposed Turnbuckle
Mr Socko vs Iron Sheik's curled boots
Luscous Johnny Valiant Cigar vs Jim Cornettes Tennis Racquet
Million Dollar Mans $100 dollar bills vs Stings Baseball bat

 

[Misanthrope]

Kurt Angles Medals vs Stone Colds Beer Cans
Carlitos Apple vs Steel Chain
Terry Funks Branding Iron vs Macho Mans Hat (as repossessed by repo man)
Title Belt vs Steel Chair
Scott Hall Toothpick v Jimmy Hart Megaphone
Green mist vs Slickster/Classy Freddie Blassie Cane
Undertakers Urn vs The Cats Ruby Red Shoes.
Cowboy Bob Ortons Cast vs William Regals Brass Knuckles
The titan Tron vs Spanish Anounce Table
Wooden Tables vs Ladders
Ringside bell vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4
Hollywood Hogan Weightlifting Belt vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honkytonk mans Guitar vs Exposed Turnbuckle
Mr Socko vs Iron Sheik's curled boots
Luscous Johnny Valiant Cigar vs Jim Cornettes Tennis Racquet
Million Dollar Mans $100 dollar bills vs Stings Baseball bat

 

[thuganomics]

Kurt Angles Medals vs Stone Colds Beer Cans
Carlitos Apple vs Steel Chain
Terry Funks Branding Iron vs Macho Mans Hat
Title Belt vs Steel Chair
Scott Hall Toothpick v Jimmy Hart Megaphone
Green mist vs Slickster/Classy Freddie Blassie Cane
Undertakers Urn vs The Cats Ruby Red Shoes.
Cowboy Bob Ortons Cast vs William Regals Brass Knuckles
The titan Tron Go Shane O Mac! vs Spanish Anounce Table
Wooden Tables vs Ladders
Ringside bell vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4
Hollywood Hogan Weightlifting Belt vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honkytonk mans Guitar vs Exposed Turnbuckle
Mr Socko vs Iron Sheik's curled boots
Luscous Johnny Valiant Cigar vs Jim Cornettes Tennis Racquet
Million Dollar Mans $100 dollar bills vs Stings Baseball bat

 

[Big Pete]

Kurt Angles Medals vs Stone Colds Beer Cans
Carlitos Apple vs Steel Chain
Terry Funks Branding Iron vs Macho Mans Hat
Title Belt vs Steel Chair
Scott Hall Toothpick v Jimmy Hart Megaphone
Green mist vs Slickster/Classy Freddie Blassie Cane
Undertakers Urn vs The Cats Ruby Red Shoes.
Cowboy Bob Ortons Cast vs William Regals Brass Knuckles
The titan Tron Go Shane O Mac! vs Spanish Anounce Table
Wooden Tables vs Ladders
Ringside bell vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4
Hollywood Hogan Weightlifting Belt vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honkytonk mans Guitar vs Exposed Turnbuckle
Mr Socko vs Iron Sheik's curled boots
Luscous Johnny Valiant Cigar vs Jim Cornettes Tennis Racquet
Million Dollar Mans $100 dollar bills vs Stings Baseball bat

 

[tiburon]

Kurt Angles Medals vs Stone Colds Beer Cans
Carlitos Apple vs Steel Chain
Terry Funks Branding Iron vs Macho Mans Hat (as repossessed by repo man)
Title Belt vs Steel Chair
Scott Hall Toothpick v Jimmy Hart Megaphone
Green mist vs Slickster/Classy Freddie Blassie Cane
Undertakers Urn vs The Cats Ruby Red Shoes.
Cowboy Bob Ortons Cast vs William Regals Brass Knuckles
The titan Tron vs Spanish Anounce Table
Wooden Tables vs Ladders
Ringside bell vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4
Hollywood Hogan Weightlifting Belt vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honkytonk mans Guitar vs Exposed Turnbuckle
Mr Socko vs Iron Sheik's curled boots
Luscous Johnny Valiant Cigar vs Jim Cornettes Tennis Racquet
Million Dollar Mans $100 dollar bills vs Stings Baseball bat

 

[Jono Russell]

Best IMO was the Taser Scott Hall used in WCW

 

[aussies1st]

Kurt Angles Medals vs Stone Colds Beer Cans
Carlitos Apple vs Steel Chain
Terry Funks Branding Iron vs Macho Mans Hat (as repossessed by repo man)
Title Belt vs Steel Chair
Scott Hall Toothpick v Jimmy Hart Megaphone
Green mist vs Slickster/Classy Freddie Blassie Cane
Undertakers Urn vs The Cats Ruby Red Shoes.
Cowboy Bob Ortons Cast vs William Regals Brass Knuckles
The titan Tron vs Spanish Anounce Table
Wooden Tables vs Ladders
Ringside bell vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4
Hollywood Hogan Weightlifting Belt vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honkytonk mans Guitar vs Exposed Turnbuckle
Mr Socko vs Iron Sheik's curled boots
Luscous Johnny Valiant Cigar vs Jim Cornettes Tennis Racquet
Million Dollar Mans $100 dollar bills vs Stings Baseball bat

 

[bender]

Round 1 Results - I will only vote to break deadlocks.

Round 1

Kurt Angles Medals (0) vs Stone Colds Beer Can Winner (8)
Carlitos Apple (5) vs Steel Chain (3)
Terry Funks Branding Iron (7) vs Macho Mans Hat (1)
Title Belt (3) vs Steel Chair (5)
Scott Hall Toothpick (5) v Jimmy Hart Megaphone (3)
Green mist (5) vs Slickster/Classy Freddie Blassie Cane (3)
Undertakers Urn (8) vs The Cats Ruby Red Shoes. (0)
Cowboy Bob Ortons Cast (3) vs William Regals Brass Knuckles (5)
The titan Tron (1) vs Spanish Anounce Table (7)
Wooden Tables (3) vs Ladders (5)
Ringside bell (1)vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4 (7)
Hollywood Hogan Weightlifting Belt (1) vs HHH Sledgehammer (7)
Honkytonk mans Guitar (7) vs Exposed Turnbuckle winner (1)
Mr Socko (7) vs Iron Sheik's curled boots (1)
Luscous Johnny Valiant Cigar (2) vs Jim Cornettes Tennis Racquet (6)
Million Dollar Mans $100 dollar bills (0) vs Stings Baseball bat (8)

I thought the cast vs Brass knucks was an upset. The effort by the beer cans was also massively impressive against a formiddable opponent. Not sure who i favour overall though, i have a feelling the good old 2 X 4 might sneak through in an upset over some of the more fancied ones.

 

[Raider_69]

good call
the old 2x4 will be hard to beat IMO
Socko and the Beer cans look to be the ones to beat
with the 2x4, Stings bat and takers urn my dark horses

 

[bender]

Round 2

Stone Cold Steve Austin Beer Cans vs Carlito Carribean Cools Apple
Terry Funk Branding Iron vs Steel Chair
Scott Hall/Razor Ramon Toothpick vs Green Mist
Undertakers Urn vsWilliam Regal Brass Knuckles
Spanish Announce Table vs Ladder
Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4 vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honky Tonk Mans Guitar vs Mr Socko
Jim Cornett Tennis Racquet vs Stings Baseball Bat

 

[Raider_69]

Stone Cold Steve Austin Beer Cans vs Carlito Carribean Cools Apple
Terry Funk Branding Iron vs Steel Char
Scott Hall/Razor Ramon Toothpick vs Green Mist
Undertakers Urn vs William Regal Brass Knuckles
Spanish Announce Table vs Ladder
Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4 vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honky Tonk Mans Guitar vs Mr Socko
Jim Cornett Tennis Racquet vs Stings Baseball Bat

 

[CJG 182]

Stone Cold Steve Austin Beer Cans vs Carlito Carribean Cools Apple
Terry Funk Branding Iron vs Steel Char
Scott Hall/Razor Ramon Toothpick vs Green Mist
Undertakers Urn vs William Regal Brass Knuckles
Spanish Announce Table vs Ladder
Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4 vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honky Tonk Mans Guitar vs Mr Socko
Jim Cornett Tennis Racquet vs Stings Baseball Bat

 

[thuganomics]

Stone Cold Steve Austin Beer Cans vs Carlito Carribean Cools Apple
Terry Funk Branding Iron vs Steel Chair
Scott Hall/Razor Ramon Toothpick vs Green Mist
Undertakers Urn vsWilliam Regal Brass Knuckles
Spanish Announce Table vs Ladder
Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4 vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honky Tonk Mans Guitar vs Mr Socko
Jim Cornett Tennis Racquet vs Stings Baseball Bat

 

[bender]

Seems to be running out of legs this competition, i better vote.

Stone Cold Steve Austin Beer Cans vs Carlito Carribean Cools Apple
Terry Funk Branding Iron vs Steel Chair
Scott Hall/Razor Ramon Toothpick vs Green Mist
Undertakers Urn vsWilliam Regal Brass Knuckles
Spanish Announce Table vs Ladder
Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4 vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honky Tonk Mans Guitar vs Mr Socko
Jim Cornett Tennis Racquet vs Stings Baseball Bat

 

[Mr Saab]

Stone Cold Steve Austin Beer Cans vs Carlito Carribean Cools Apple
Terry Funk Branding Iron vs Steel Chair
Scott Hall/Razor Ramon Toothpick vs Green Mist
Undertakers Urn vsWilliam Regal Brass Knuckles
Spanish Announce Table vs Ladder
Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4 vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honky Tonk Mans Guitar vs Mr Socko
Jim Cornett Tennis Racquet vs Stings Baseball Bat

 

[lotm]

Stone Cold Steve Austin Beer Cans vs Carlito Carribean Cools Apple
Terry Funk Branding Iron vs Steel Chair
Scott Hall/Razor Ramon Toothpick vs Green Mist
Undertakers Urn vsWilliam Regal Brass Knuckles
Spanish Announce Table vs Ladder
Hacksaw Jim Duggan 2 X 4 vs HHH Sledgehammer
Honky Tonk Mans Guitar vs Mr Socko
Jim Cornett Tennis Racquet vs Stings Baseball Bat

 

[thuganomics]

Can we have the next round up?

And can you please make a different thread for the nextr round. "LUF's Greatest ever Foreign Object Round 3"