LUF Tuesday Termoil - Week 1

[Raider_69]

If your not on the card i still expect the majority to throw up a quick promo

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**"Dont fence me in" slowly fills the Sydney Superdome as Mark Read heads to the ring with a mic in hand**

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! Welcome to the first TUESDAY TURMOIL!
*crowd cheer*

Last week at the Begining of the end, the LUF crowned its Champions.
Hardcore title - Kyuss!
**crowd boos**
Austr... opp i mean New Zealand Title
**crowd start heavy AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE, OI, OI, OI chant**

Ohh for gods sake, do you pack of blow flys ever stop whinging?! Now like i was saying before i was interupted

New Zealand Champion: Martli
**crowd boos**

AND OUR FIRST WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION - BONE DADDY!!!
**crowd continues to boos**

Now on to tonights action, our first match will feature two superstars that were involved in the title hunt, Artimus Whitbred V Brandon.

Last week we saw Kyuss take out Dighead before his Australian title match, and after a chat with Dighead our first match - Dighead V Kyuss! Of corse it will be non title
**the crowd get restless at this news with one fan in the front row and a pink shirt yelling out "Read sucks"**

WHOA! Welcome to the show you f**kin tit rat, thats a nice shirt you got... do they make em men? :lol:

Tonight we are also seeing a debut of sorts, when Madunit who was unceramoneously tossed out of the ring in the rumble by eventual winner and #1 Contender who will face Bone Daddy at our next PPV FORGED DESTINY, Stone Miavia
Madunit V Stone Miava

Also tonight Martli, Australian/NZ title holder will go up against the man who dominated the Royal Rumble - Trent "the Ox" Bowman. And once again, you guess it, NON TITLE MATCH :lol:
**Crowd chant "Chopper Sucks"
Martli V Trent 'The Ox' Bowman

And our main event, after i could take Big Petes whinging no more i have made our main event. Big Pete will take on the man who cost him the Australian title - Sean "The Assasain" Lawrence!
Big Pete V Sean "The Assasain" Lawrence

Well thats the card tonight laddies and gentleman. so let the show begin!

 

[Manurewa_Marlins]

The scene opens in the arena, where Commisioner Mark Read has just exited the ring. Suddenly, the words "Death is Certain" appear on the titan tron. The crowd goes silent, for they have no idea what is going on. Suddenly there is a massive, BOOM! and "How I Could Just Kill A Man" by Cypress Hill hits the sound system and rocks the arena. The crowd begins to boo, as Sean 'The Assassin' Lawrence, and his towering ally Martliappear at the top of the stage. The Assassin is dressed in jeans and a black t-shirt reading "Death Is Certain: Australia". He also holds a shoe box, the contents of which are not known. Martli is alse dressed in jeans a a black t-shirt, only his is sleeveless. His reads "Death is Certain: Taking Australia.....Hands Down." He also holds the Australian title on his shoulder, and appears very happy with himself. Both walk down the ramp way, arrogantly, and very sure of themselves. At one point, The Assassin pulls a sign from a fan and rips it up in disgust, and the crowd begins to boo more. The two make their way into the ring and, the Australian champion, Martli grabs the mic, for what seems to be his victory speech...

Martli: At......

*The crowd boos, and forces Martli to stop, and restart*

Martli: At the.......

*The crowd this time starts to chant, "Pete Pete Pete"

Martli: At "The Beginning Of The End", I acheived what every NZer dreams of acheiveing - I was crowned the champion of Australia!

*The crowd boos*

Martli: That's right, CHAMPION OF AUSTRALIA! I knew I was better than every single Australian in this business and now i've got the belt to proove it.

*The crowd boos, but Martli's arrogance doesnt wear off. At this point, the Assassin is chuckling to himself in arrogance.*

Martli: Hell, I thought winning the rugby world cup in 1987 was great, but this is far beyond that! This is the single most greatest achievement in New Zealand sports histroy, kids all over New Zealand will aspire to be me, and continue my legacy.

*Aussie Aussie chants start up*

Martli: And as your Australian Champion, it is my duty to ask you to pay respect to my triumph, by giving me a moment of silence, to show your gratitude.

*The crowd erupts, and not one moment of silence is experianced. Still Martli's facial expressions do not change*

Martli: Yes, I know as Australians it is very hard for you to focus on a task without help from someone in the United States, so I can let that one slide. Now, Big Pete, hehe, as Australian Champion, I regret to inform you that you will not be getting a shot at this title, as long as I am champ....and as for Trent 'The Ox' Bowman? Hah, just another no-good Ozzie who thinks he can push me and my fellow Kiwi's around. Even if the title were on the line, i'd still walk out champ. You're just another notch on the belt."

*Crowd boos, and Pete chants start up again. Martli hands the mic to The Assassin, to which more boos erupt*

Assassin: Now, I know alot of you are angry....confused....and in some cases surprised at my actions at the pay per view this past Sunday Night. I compare these emotions to the ones you felt when your prime minister John Howard kissed up to his "FRIEND" George Bush, over the recent war in Iraq, and became his little "BUDDY".

*Crowd boos, and Aussie chants erupot again*

Assassin: But, but thats ok, I can see why. What you dont know is, what I was hoping to achieve by giving Pete the Lethal Scope, and pretty much destroying that useless piece of Kangaroo Meat's wrestling career before he further embarassed himself....

*Crowd boos*

Assassin: I put him out of his misery. Now I notice people calling it a travesty, a disaster, a disgrace. That was not a disgrace. A disgrace would have been to let him hold that championship title above his head, and allowing him to leave victor, that would have been a disgrace!!!

*Crowd boos in outrage, and more Aussie chants start*

Assassin: That is why Martli had to win. He is a true champion....

*Crowd boos, and Martli puts on his self-embracing, arrogant, full of himslef face again*

Assassin: And he is to represent what a decent, revolutionised, civilised, more New Zealand-like Australia would look like, and that is what we plan to do!!!!

*Crowd boos, NZ sucks chants erupt*

Assassin: We have banded together to fight the cause. And our cause is led by our faction title.....DEATH IS CERTAIN!!!!!

*Crowd boos*

Assassin: And our first task is to make sure this championship belt fits the level atwhich the champion is situated at, and for that we need to make some alterations.....

*Crowd silences, as The Assassin puts the mic down, and reaches into the shoe box. He puls his hands out, and exposes a can of black spray paint. The crowd boos, and, with out any delay, as Martli holds his Championship belt, The Assassin writes NZ in black, non removable spray paint, and the erupts*

Assassin: Now that we have that little chore out of the way, I will move onto the next item on the agenda. Big Pete. Pete, the commish has organised a match for you and i tonight, and well, quite frankly, I dont think a one on one contest, with you is anything but a ratings disaster (crowd boos).....I mean, a fine, technical wrestling such as myself up against, a mixed up, social misfit with no talent what so ever is hardely going to excite these otherwise dumbed down fans, lets be honest.....

*Crowd boos, and both members of Death Is Certain begin to laugh, taunting Big Pete*

Assassin: I mean, you beating me....is like the Bulldogs being allowed back at Coffs Harbour again.....

*Crowd boos, and both crack up again*

Assassin: You beating me, Pete, is like Vodafone giving Anthony Minnichello 100 more off peak minutes on his cell phone.....

*They get the same response from the crowd, and they continue to laugh*

Assassin: Which is why, Pete, I am sorry to inform you that I can and will not compete in tonight's main event.....

*Suddenly, "my Way" by Limp Bizkit hits, and the crowd erupts into cheers as Big Pete appears on the stage, in a pissed off mood, apparently to confront Death Is Certain members Sean 'The Assassin' Lawrence and the xAUSx NZ Champion, Martli*

The scene closes to a commercial, and re-opens to find out what Big Pete's response is.....

 

[DJ Raida]

*Hip hop instrumental comes on*

Crowd goes ballastic! =D

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN - introducing the number 1 contender

STONE MIAVIA!

"holla peeps"

crowd- HOLLA!

"As im sure everyone can recall, last sunday on The End of the Begining, I became the #1 contender for the world title. Being the #1 contender is great, but it dosent mean a thing unless I do something with it. With that in mind, Im gonna make it my LIFE to see that belt around my waist.
Bone Daddy your now a marked man. Dont get comfortable, because im coming for you.
At forged destiny, ill live out what i was born to be, the #1 wrestler in the world, and ill do whatever it takes to get it.
Mark my words, I will be relentless, and tonight, after i destroy madunit,
ill be one step closer, living out my destiny.

*hip hop instrumental comes on*

Stone leaves the ring after showing off to the crowd

 

[thuganomics]

After Commercial Brake a Little Promo happens -

Lights go out....And this sign comes up on the Titantron

*He's coming...............To make a Impact*

 

[Big Pete]

*Continuing on from the Assasian promo*

*Big Pete walks out to a large pop from the crowd*

Big Pete:Martli, how does it feel being the Australian champion? It must feel pretty good, especially since you pinned me for it.

*Martli nods and smirks at the same time*

Big Pete: And you must feel good since you did it the kiwi way, getting others to fight your own battles

*Martli acts offended*

Big Pete: As you know, your friend the "Assasian" came out and helped you win, the Assasian couldn't stand seeing an another Australian kicking some kiwi ass, so he did what most kiwis do, act tough. But that's not why I am out here, I'm not out here to bitch and whine like most kiwis do, no I don't wish to be like you, instead I came out here for the Assasian.

*Assasian looks directly at Big Pete*

Big Pete: How did you get the name Assasian? I thought there job was to kill people or atleast beat them sensless. Sure you got the job done by costing me my title, but you made the worst mistake by not finishing me. That's why I asked Chopper for a match against you, you see I'm a generous person just like all us Australians are especially those who helped the Tsunami Appeal. I'm giving you a shot against me, so you can have some chance at finishing the job, you even have an advantage as I'm tired as hell, thanks to your kiwi boasting. So Assasian don't you want to finish the job? don't you want to try and beat me?

*Assasian smirks and shakes his head, the crowd boos*

Big Pete: I see, so you two are representing New Zealand here in the LUF, and you consider yourselves a hero and you come out here and act cool by saying I'm not worth the effort. Some might find you as a cocky bastard, I found you as a coward. Don't you think that all kiwis would want a hero? Someone who would fight back? Or just like the Warriors must their hero be an Australian (Steve Price I'm talking about btw). Don't you wish to be a hero? Don't you wish to prove that you are? I'm giving you that shot, tonight, you and me one on one, Australia vs. New Zealand, for the pride of our people. And if you don't accept this match that's fine, I'll still come and find you and beat you, so no matter what we're fighting.

*Assasian accepts the fight, crowd cheers*

Big Pete: So then it's settled tonight I get my revenge tonight I represent my country and just like in the Rugby World Cup Semis I'm going to show you pride beats all.

*Big Pete leaves to "My Way" as Martli argues with the Assasian*

 

[MILLWALL]

*Demon Cleaner plays*

*Kyuss Struts down to the ring with a smile on his face*

*crowd boos*

*Well well well, It looks to me that im against a peice of trash tonight called dighead, Hows your head dighead, hurt? WELL YOUR GONNA FEEL ALOT MORE PAIN TONIGHT.

*crowd yells w*nker*

*Shut up you pathetic losers and respect the hardcore champion, Now i know dighead is back their somewhere and i have a suprise for him, Of course you wilk notice Dimebag isnt here as he is part of the suprise.

*Dimebag appears on the screen*


*Well kyuss im back here at digheads car and oh look what we have here next to his car, Its a bat, this is a suprise, This ones for you Dighead.

*Dimebag starts to smash Digheads car*

*goes back to kyuss*

*kyuss starts to laugh*

*Well Dighead hope you liked your surprise because your gonna get the hurting tonight, CAUSE I AM THE REBEL YOU LOVE TO HATE*

*demon cleaner starts*

*kyuss leaves the ring showered with boos from the crowd*

 

[Gene Krupa]

*The TFR Arenas PA blasts "Money - Pink Floyd" from the speakers!*

*Artimus Whitbred strolls to the ring with his faithful butler, Monte following, handing $100 notes to the ring-side fans. Monte holds the ropes open for Artimus, who bathes in the cheers of the LU faithful*

Brendon! You think you have the skills and talent to take on a man of my stature? I'm revered from Wall St to London!

I've come to the LUF for one thing! To take the only gold that I don't own! The LUF World Heavyweight championship.

And why shouldn't I wear it? I have everything else that money can buy. This will be another trinket that I can add to my collection.

Yet, you Brendon, think you have what it takes to compete against a high-calibre athlete like me? Ha ha ha! I just spent $2.5 million on a new state-of-the-art gym. I have Monte running me through a training regeme so tough, a drill sergent would say NO MORE!

So, I'm going to make this match a little interesting! I'm willing to put up $100,000 of my own money, if you can beat me in less than 3 minutes! It's all yours. If you can do it in the time limit.

What do I want if you can't do it?

I want you to be my dog for a week. I've got a nice jewel encrusted collar and leash with your name on it!

So come on Brendon. Take a gamble. You've got nothing to lose but your pride.

And you can always tell people you were the next world champions pet!

You can take THAT to the bank!

 

[Azkatro]

*cuts to Dighead walking in the carpark*

*singing* We'll get higher and higher, straight up we'll climb.. dun da-na dun! We'll get higher, and high... what the!

*turns the corner and sees the car*

MY BEAST! MY BEAUTIFUL BIG BESSIE! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!

*runs to the car*

Dammit!! I'm glad I get good insurance. Oh wait .... the custom high seat and leather pedal extenders are full of glass shards!! Bugger! I waited three months for them to get imported!! Oh well, looks like I'll be taking the bus for a while.. not to worry.

*finds the bat discarded next to the car*

Hey, what's this? Somebody's .... done this! This was no accident! But who could have ... *sniffs the bat somewhat strangely* ... I know that disgusting, vile smell anywhere.... that Dimebag scum! I bet that maggot Kyuss had something to do with this. Oh I am going to give him the beating of a lifetime for wreck....

*Dighead stops mid-sentence as he walks around to notice "LITTLE BASTARD" has been spray painted on the side of the damaged car. He stares open-mouthed, motionless for a moment, before closing his mouth and folding his arms momentarily. Suddenly his hands become tightly clenched fists and eyes start to twitch*

Aaagh.. aaagggghhh.. *gags* ... ohhh man ... aaaagghhhhh .. K-K-nnggggg..-K-K

*Dighead raises his fist which is clenched so tightly the skin on his hand is ghostly white*

KYYYYYUUUUUUUSS!!!!!!!! You better call your mumma and tell her to arrange your funeral because you're gonna die tonight ... YOU FILTHY MAGGOT!!!! AARRRRGGGHH!! NOBODY CALLS ME L...L... THAT!!!!

*Dighead, with fire in his eyes, does what can only be described as a combination midget-waddle and Vince McMahon style power walk, clearly in search of the man responsible*

 

[Misanthrope]

Bone Daddy struts out to the ring, title slung over his shoulder, to raucous applause

"What's up Sydney?? It sure is great to be here tonight, even if that no-talent putz, Mark Read, didn't see fit to book his #1 attraction in a match tonight. It's all good though. I figure I deserve a break after whooping the ever-living shit out of no-names at the weekend's pay per view."

"Stone Maivia? You mean that cheap, Budget, Singapore made, illegal copy of my personal buddy, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson? You've got to be kidding me. How a talentless goof like that managed to win the royal rumble is beyond me. Either he was paying the others off, or they got a whiff of his questionable personal hygiene? Come on! It's an insult to this title that a peon like that is even allowed to wrestle in the same federation that it represents. I'll let him in my ring, we'll exchange pleasantries, and four hours later he'll wake up in intensive care after a severe case of my boot going up his ass".

"But ya'll didn't come out to hear me talk. No, you've all been sporting a case of the blue balls for a patented Bone Daddy rap. Is that it? You're all moist with anticipation, and Bone Daddy loves to give his fans what they want".

Joel Turner, a glorified beat-boxer, comes into the ring and starts laying down a beat

"Here it goes. Sing along, if you know the words"

Here tonight in the Superdome
not on the card, should have stayed at home
but I couldn't deny all of my fans the pleasure
of seeing their number one national treasure.
They've seen talentless Mark Read and a few other schmos
get down on their knees and exchange a few 'blows'.
Oh no! Get a tissue. You're just making a mess
Cleaner! Oh look here - Stone Maivia in a dress
Concede defeat, you talentless hack
Coz come Forged Destiny there's no turning back
One Bone Daddy boot enema is what you'll be getting
Then I'll track down your momma and hit that chick's nettin'

Peace out Sydney!

 

[Raider_69]

Artimus Whitbred V Brandon
Whitbread wins this one in a straight up and down match, he hits the Cash cow and gets the 3 count. Brandon barely put up any offence

Dighead V Kyuss
Dighead hits the Dastardly Digger on Kyuss but he falls and hits the ref on his way down, Dighead has the pin but no ref to count it, he rushes over to wake him up, meanwhile Dimebag passes Kyuss the Hardcore belt, Dighead goes to the top to hit the flying headbut but Kyuss blokes it with the title, the ref didnt see it. Dimebag alerts the ref to the pin and he makes the slow count...1...................2.............................3!
Kyuss Wins!

Madunit V Stone Miava
Madunit goes for the stunner but Miavia pushes him away, madunit comes running back by Stone hits him with a back body drop. Stone sets madunit up and nails the Landslide. 1...2....3!! Stone Miavia wins and starts celebrating in the ring. Madunit rolls to the outside, grabs a chair and nails Stone Miavia in the back with it!

Madunit forces the ref to raise his arms.

Martli V Trent 'The Ox' Bowman
Trent Bowman is in control and is dominating Martli, he whips in to the corner and gives thr crowd a thumbs up, the crowd explode in cheers, he charges in to the corner but Martli moves and Bowman goes straight into the turnbuckle, Martli rolls up Bowman and grabs the ropes, the ref cant see it, 1...2...3!! Martli steals one!

**martli joins the commetry team for the main event**

Big Pete V Sean "The Assasain" Lawrence
Big Pete signals for the tombstone but Marlti jumps on the apron, big pete runs over and knocks him off the arpon turns around and gets hit by the Assasin's Lethal Scope out of nowhere!!! 1....2....3.

Martli enters the ring and he and the Assasain start a massive beat down on big pete. The Assasian sets up pete and nails another leathal scope of the top ropes. Pete is busted wide open, Martl hits the outside and grabs a table and sets it up near the turnbuckles. He picks pete up, goes to the top rope and hits a massive Martli Bomb.

Sean Lawrence and Martli stand over the fallen body big pete as EMT's rush the ring to cheak the condition of Big Pete.

 

[Big Pete]

OMG you bastards Martli and "Assasian". I'll get my revenge...some day and you better hope that day ain't soon.

 

[Manurewa_Marlins]

Death Is Certain Pete.......................

 

[Martli]

Hahah we own.

PS I added you to MSN, Manurewa_Marlins

 

[Manurewa_Marlins]

Yup.

 

[DJ Raida]

madunit u cat!

another win in the miavia juggernaught

 

[VictorTheViking]

*Lights flash around the arena as 'Good Time Tonight' hits and The Ox comes out to the ring*

Ox: Martli, you might have won that rumble match, but you didn't dominate it, nobody can dominate a match like the ox can, and when my time comes, i'll show you that personally by beating you for the AUSTRALIAN title, your time is coming martli, I can hear those sheep bleating for your rotting corpse, the end is near.

 

[Manurewa_Marlins]

Sounds like we got ourselves a tag match for next week, Death Is Certain v Ox/Pete aka the Outback-Bandits lol. See you punks next week.

 

[Raider_69]

The Cards for tomorrow is looking solid

 

[Big Pete]

Ox, can your match be next week? With a better stipulation or something? As I wish to finish this silly feud, with these cowards at this coming PPV.

Although you won't see me at the LUF in a while, each and every day I grow stronger and my vision is clear, to defeat these two cowards, I don't care about the odds, I will go against them and I will win.

I will be victorious and they will be the ones missing me.

 

[canberra_raiders2k2]

dam i should of joined when i had the chance...