I was going to say Soward purely for his kicking routine but then I thought of Shaun Timmins who was picked at five eighth because St George didn't have anyone else and bugger me if the talentless gimp didn't end up playing for NSW
My goodness he was awful at five eighth. He was about as useful as Ben Creagh would be in that position - but then he went and wallpapered over the gaping cracks in his game by kicking a winning field goal in Origin game, which almost made me not despise the gimp.
Mind you - he was a decent lock forward - so he goes in the Greg Bird category. But Bird is by far the better five eighth. Hell, John Sutton is a better five eighth than Timmins.