Magpie Season

[Rainbow]

You ate it's nuts???

 

[Thomas]

Magpies have nothing on spur-wing plovers.

Nasty f**king pteradactyls with spurs on their wings.

I have magpies around our house. They know me and I leave them alone.....I used to feed them but I stopped when they started pecking the bedroom window at 5am asking for food. Now they are pretty chill.

They don't like my dog though...she sits under the tree and has a staring contest with them.

But f**k plovers. Stupid birds who nest on the ground.

 

[gunnamatta bay]

 

[Thomas]

Brilliant movie.

That Fat Prick was ahead of his time

 

[God-King Dean]

Killer birds eh.

Mhmm.

Even more reason to kill em.

 

[ozbash]

I dont know how true this is, never tried it, but have been told that if you wear a baseball cap back to front,ie the brim part at the back, the maggies wont have a go...

try these
http://www.cyclingforums.com/showthread.php?threadid=286111

http://www.bq.org.au/cycle-info/magpies_attack.shtml

http://www.nisu.flinders.edu.au/pubs/shortreps/magpies.html

 

[God-King Dean]

Yeah, they don't Don't attack if you wear a polka dot shirt either. Not that I've ever worn one...

 

[Thomas]

Apparently they also won't attack if you walk backwards reciting poetry whilst sodomising yourself with a courgette.

Or so I've heard.

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Apparently they also won't attack if you walk backwards reciting poetry whilst sodomising yourself with a courgette.

Or so I've heard.

Yeah you would want to keep right away from someone doing that.

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Killer birds eh.

Mhmm.

Even more reason to kill em.

Pfffft. the scenes where all those birds are pecking some scumbag human to death are great.

 

[God-King Dean]

Are you a bird ?

 

[Twizzle]

or a plane ?

 

[gorilla with a shotgun]

No its Superman!

 

[gorilla with a shotgun]

Sad way to bring up 600 posts lol

 

[gurl_child]

What a bunch of wuss's. Carry an umbrella and everyone is happy. Birds are the best and so reminiscent of the dinosaurs. If you watch a maggie walking you see the T-rex today.

 

[God-King Dean]

What a bunch of wuss's. Carry an umbrella and everyone is happy. Birds are the best and so reminiscent of the dinosaurs. If you watch a maggie walking you see the T-rex today.

You're a crack addict.

 

[TooheysNew]

:lol:

 

[Willow]

I can't read all the thread, and I'm hoping there's some good answers. But magpies attacking people only happens for a few weeks during the nesting period.

I used to just wear a good skin hat, like a common slouch hat and keep it wide brimmed. Sometimes they'd hit but most of the time they'd just swoop.

Don't swing at them or react, just walk on. They're only protecting their nests and as soon as they see you moving on, they won't follow.

 

[gorilla with a shotgun]

What a bunch of wuss's. Carry an umbrella and everyone is happy. Birds are the best and so reminiscent of the dinosaurs. If you watch a maggie walking you see the T-rex today.

you're a crack addict