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Just seen Mall Cop.
What is it, Paul Blart:Mall Cop?
I like Malls so I had to see this one.
I didn't mind the remake of Dawn of the Dead as it was set in a mall and had 2 fantastic looking sheila's in it.
One looked like this girl Melissa that works in local Franklins.
Here's what I wrote just then.
They chose that Zac Efron twit for the remake of Footloose.
It's open slather now.
A girl on the t-way thismorning set my heart on fire.
She was hanging all out like scrammbled eggs and I dedicated my life there and then to her.
But like her 2 pig tales we went our separate ways.
I wrote this in dedication to her.
You're what sets the misery apart from Mondays.
You're brunette but I bet you wish you were blonde.
I'd rather be a strawberry blonde but she's brunette.
She's stuck on brown.
In a river stream that has swept me away your torent has torn us apart.
At the cinema. All hot. Some one kill the ligths please.
There's only 20 of us here.
This ''The Rock'' actor seems to be getting better as an actor.
Race to Witch Mountain eh?
I dunno.
Brandon Frasier is at it again. Looks like Harry Potter left overs.
Inkheart?
How original.
Put a lot of thought into that movie title.
Inkheart.
Movie started.
A kid has just snorted and hocked a loogey up the back.
The rustling of candy wrappers is annoying me.
These people are f*cking pigs I'll tell ya.
The beefy photo part is funny where he's dancing on the computer with the bike gizmo.
Mother on a donkey is odd.
The mall in this film looks like parts of Westfields Liverpool.
What are these motorised things they're riding?
Scooter bikes?
"Do you do men" he asks her :lol: when buying off the hair girl.
The sound is all scratchy in this cinema.
(think it was cinema 10 at Liverpool Greater Union the speakers were rooted.)
This guy's conscience of the fact he's a jerk.
The mall brawl is god damn hilarius.
Full on fight with fat lady.
Funny stuff.
(Best part of movie)
Well Paul the mall cop is a voyurisitc pervert. Do this is reality is an offence to perve on fools.
It's illegal to do this.
80's type song is a good touch.
I can see the John Candy similarities.
He even laughed like him there one stage.
He's a pervert harassing this hair chick.
She is a splitting image of Heather Graham.
This song, 'turn back now' is really good.
Who sings it?
Sounds like an 80's White Lepard of Poison song.
Oh god! What is that leather jacket he's wearing? Oh man yuck.
He looks stiff.
He's conscience of the fact that his breath needs tending to with the gum.
That's good.
Nacho face off is disgusting.
"Twist it, feel the nub"
This is friggin' wacky.
He's drunk as.
Kevin Kline moment when he breaks out into a dance.
"Come on you big sissy move that arse and dance!"
He's wasted.
This film is naturally funny unlike that recent Friday the 13th remake which tried to be accidently funny.
It's a love story?
I thought it would be like -
They're breaking in and he's playing video games?
Great song.
Guitar rifts are outstanding.
The baddies are a bit childish with the whole roller skate and skate board crap.
The baddies are a bit childish.
See his Dukes of Hazzard slide?
And the rolly pollies?
He even crept in line at the bank waiting section when sneaking in. Give me a break.
"I set you on fire at the pancake festival":lol:
Violence and comedy?
There's a hint of dark violence comedy to this.
This film's taking a turn in the wrong direction.
Is it trying to be serious here in the middle it's losing its funny side.
It's wild. Teddy bear fights on scooters in the middle of the mall - clonking the head of the baddy the toy is squeeking. Good god!
This part on the roof is a bit violent crashing through the window and hitting people telling them to kill him.
Keep it PG comedy you're ruining it.
Nupe...nupe, this is the best part of the film...it's his Die Hard moment where's he's trode on glass and is tending to his wounds.
It's a scratch about a millimeter long and he's in a sh*t load of pain and covers it with a pink band aid. :lol: This is the best bit.
What are the baddies actually waiting for? What do they actually want? They're just sitting around.
Has a Home Alone ellement to it.
This guy's a jerk. (Paul) God he's pathetic.
Acrobatic gang rubbish jumping around like spiderman is stupid.
Where'd they get them from Mandy Moore's back up band?
It was funnier at the start now it's turning silly with the baddies.
I prefer how it started but it's deteriorated toward the end here and took a wrong turn - otherwise it's a solid effort.
7/10.
See it it's ok I guess.
They should have kept it along the lines at the start.
This film could have went 2 ways (like that girls pig tales this morning) and they've took the wrong option for it unfortunately.
Don't go getting all dark and serious kept it light like how it was flowing at the start.
You try booking old people for speeding in their wheel chairs - you harass young sheila's - you get into a fight with middle aged women - you show the ropes to the rookie; they should have kept going with this instead of the robbery plot.
With the robbery plot the main girl in the film suffers, her role went to hell.
She was keeping it solid but in the end just became a passenger.
So far this year I've given thumbs down to Gran torino and the Friday the 13th '09 remake.
Mall Cop is passable.
That Terminator 4 is coming in May.
A preview for Aliens versus monsters was shown. I like the giant tick, or is it a flea, but it's computerised.
What is it, Paul Blart:Mall Cop?
I like Malls so I had to see this one.
I didn't mind the remake of Dawn of the Dead as it was set in a mall and had 2 fantastic looking sheila's in it.
One looked like this girl Melissa that works in local Franklins.
Here's what I wrote just then.
They chose that Zac Efron twit for the remake of Footloose.
It's open slather now.
A girl on the t-way thismorning set my heart on fire.
She was hanging all out like scrammbled eggs and I dedicated my life there and then to her.
But like her 2 pig tales we went our separate ways.
I wrote this in dedication to her.
You're what sets the misery apart from Mondays.
You're brunette but I bet you wish you were blonde.
I'd rather be a strawberry blonde but she's brunette.
She's stuck on brown.
In a river stream that has swept me away your torent has torn us apart.
At the cinema. All hot. Some one kill the ligths please.
There's only 20 of us here.
This ''The Rock'' actor seems to be getting better as an actor.
Race to Witch Mountain eh?
I dunno.
Brandon Frasier is at it again. Looks like Harry Potter left overs.
Inkheart?
How original.
Put a lot of thought into that movie title.
Inkheart.
Movie started.
A kid has just snorted and hocked a loogey up the back.
The rustling of candy wrappers is annoying me.
These people are f*cking pigs I'll tell ya.
The beefy photo part is funny where he's dancing on the computer with the bike gizmo.
Mother on a donkey is odd.
The mall in this film looks like parts of Westfields Liverpool.
What are these motorised things they're riding?
Scooter bikes?
"Do you do men" he asks her :lol: when buying off the hair girl.
The sound is all scratchy in this cinema.
(think it was cinema 10 at Liverpool Greater Union the speakers were rooted.)
This guy's conscience of the fact he's a jerk.
The mall brawl is god damn hilarius.
Full on fight with fat lady.
Funny stuff.
(Best part of movie)
Well Paul the mall cop is a voyurisitc pervert. Do this is reality is an offence to perve on fools.
It's illegal to do this.
80's type song is a good touch.
I can see the John Candy similarities.
He even laughed like him there one stage.
He's a pervert harassing this hair chick.
She is a splitting image of Heather Graham.
This song, 'turn back now' is really good.
Who sings it?
Sounds like an 80's White Lepard of Poison song.
Oh god! What is that leather jacket he's wearing? Oh man yuck.
He looks stiff.
He's conscience of the fact that his breath needs tending to with the gum.
That's good.
Nacho face off is disgusting.
"Twist it, feel the nub"
This is friggin' wacky.
He's drunk as.
Kevin Kline moment when he breaks out into a dance.
"Come on you big sissy move that arse and dance!"
He's wasted.
This film is naturally funny unlike that recent Friday the 13th remake which tried to be accidently funny.
It's a love story?
I thought it would be like -
They're breaking in and he's playing video games?
Great song.
Guitar rifts are outstanding.
The baddies are a bit childish with the whole roller skate and skate board crap.
The baddies are a bit childish.
See his Dukes of Hazzard slide?
And the rolly pollies?
He even crept in line at the bank waiting section when sneaking in. Give me a break.
"I set you on fire at the pancake festival":lol:
Violence and comedy?
There's a hint of dark violence comedy to this.
This film's taking a turn in the wrong direction.
Is it trying to be serious here in the middle it's losing its funny side.
It's wild. Teddy bear fights on scooters in the middle of the mall - clonking the head of the baddy the toy is squeeking. Good god!
This part on the roof is a bit violent crashing through the window and hitting people telling them to kill him.
Keep it PG comedy you're ruining it.
Nupe...nupe, this is the best part of the film...it's his Die Hard moment where's he's trode on glass and is tending to his wounds.
It's a scratch about a millimeter long and he's in a sh*t load of pain and covers it with a pink band aid. :lol: This is the best bit.
What are the baddies actually waiting for? What do they actually want? They're just sitting around.
Has a Home Alone ellement to it.
This guy's a jerk. (Paul) God he's pathetic.
Acrobatic gang rubbish jumping around like spiderman is stupid.
Where'd they get them from Mandy Moore's back up band?
It was funnier at the start now it's turning silly with the baddies.
I prefer how it started but it's deteriorated toward the end here and took a wrong turn - otherwise it's a solid effort.
7/10.
See it it's ok I guess.
They should have kept it along the lines at the start.
This film could have went 2 ways (like that girls pig tales this morning) and they've took the wrong option for it unfortunately.
Don't go getting all dark and serious kept it light like how it was flowing at the start.
You try booking old people for speeding in their wheel chairs - you harass young sheila's - you get into a fight with middle aged women - you show the ropes to the rookie; they should have kept going with this instead of the robbery plot.
With the robbery plot the main girl in the film suffers, her role went to hell.
She was keeping it solid but in the end just became a passenger.
So far this year I've given thumbs down to Gran torino and the Friday the 13th '09 remake.
Mall Cop is passable.
That Terminator 4 is coming in May.
A preview for Aliens versus monsters was shown. I like the giant tick, or is it a flea, but it's computerised.
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