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Mark 'Coward' Geyer

dontmakemeangry

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Father Ted said:
I think it's because the 5 dollar naughty has gone up to ten in manilla . Inflation is a bit*h

It's because we had Mark Geyer at our annual policemans ball last year and he left the crowd wanting more, as i said, tell me when and where and i will look into to confirm your story or in fact deny it.
NBrowns your problem not Geyer, your poor simple 27 year virgins....:crazy:
 

The Preacher

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Wouldn't you be more worried about the crime rate in your thriving metropolis than trying to verify something that I know to be true. No wonder there is so much anarchy. :(
PS. There are not too many 27yo virgins that are 47 with two kids, as well as having a complete dislike for idiots that think they are scarey because they make out they're coppers. You giant wank.
 

Saint 60

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dontmakemeangry said:
It's because we had Mark Geyer at our annual policemans ball last year and he left the crowd wanting more, as i said, tell me when and where and i will look into to confirm your story or in fact deny it.
NBrowns your problem not Geyer, your poor simple 27 year virgins....:crazy:


thought there was only one state policemans ball...and its the Commissioners...tell me where he spoke and Ill confirm your story...
I doubt the commissioner would talk to Geyer at the best of times let alone have him as a guest speaker.....

btw troll...Brown may be the problem...but there may be several considering he aint been coaching 27 years.....(any wonder ppl cant stand trolls when they just talk sh*te)
 

Fibroman

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It's refreshing to see someone actually voice an opinion without having to be afraid of being politically correct or upsetting someone. MG calls it how he sees it, not how the spin doctors and NRL officials would like all the mums and dads to hear it called.

MG actually goes very well on the speaking circuit. He is a lovable larrakin and actually does a lot of work for charity in his spare time.

Come out to the western suburbs sometime..........there are real people out here.
 

adamkungl

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MGs the typical hardass who the papers will always go to for something controversial, hes expected to say these things, and more often than not they make sense. Get over it. Dragons fans have a lot more to worry about than MG bagging players and coach, maybe they should look at the sort of form thats getting them bagged in the first place.
 

The Preacher

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Fibroman said:
Come out to the western suburbs sometime..........there are real people out here.

It's where every footballer should go to further their football skills.
When you want to learn how to side-step, what better way than by dodging bullets and molotov cocktails.:crazy:
Have you ever considered that the reason people show such disdain for "the west" is that they are like Queenslanders out there, and have this "us against them" mentality, and they think that they have to scream from the bleachers that they are the real people.:roll:
Untuck your "flanny", step into the Uggs, and visit reality. No thanks.:shock:

PS. Why are there sooo many trolls visiting ??:?
 

The Preacher

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adamkungl said:
MGs the typical hardass who the papers will always go to for something controversial, hes expected to say these things, and more often than not they make sense. Get over it. Dragons fans have a lot more to worry about than MG bagging players and coach, maybe they should look at the sort of form thats getting them bagged in the first place.

Yes, and there's no problems in "latteville" is there ???:roll:
 

dannyboy

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Fibroman said:
Come out to the western suburbs sometime..........there are real people out here.
So exactly where is the border between the imaginary people & the real ones? Is it the Prospect Highway? Or could it even be as far east as Woodville Road?

Could you also help with telling me how I can spot a 'real' person. I wouldn't want to be seen to trying to converse with imaginary ones....I might get locked up.
 

Fibroman

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dannyboy said:
So exactly where is the border between the imaginary people & the real ones? Is it the Prospect Highway? Or could it even be as far east as Woodville Road?

Could you also help with telling me how I can spot a 'real' person. I wouldn't want to be seen to trying to converse with imaginary ones....I might get locked up.

I have found generally that the demarkation line is Luxford Road, Mamre Road and Northern Road.

You can spot a 'real person' generally because they drink plain old coffee out of a thermus, wear practical clothes (with labels on the inside), actually played the game they are talking about, have testicles, go like trojans in the cot, have either shaved heads or mullets, wear practical footwear such as uggies, desert boots or Adidas Romes, can get and maintain erections without the use of nasal delivery technology, and a host of other wonderful qualities.

I hope this helps you next time you decide to venture east of the airport.
 

dannyboy

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Fibroman said:
You can spot a 'real person' generally because they drink plain old coffee out of a thermus, wear practical clothes (with labels on the inside), actually played the game they are talking about, have testicles, go like trojans in the cot, have either shaved heads or mullets, wear practical footwear such as uggies, desert boots or Adidas Romes, can get and maintain erections without the use of nasal delivery technology, and a host of other wonderful qualities..

I drink tea (extra strong) from a mug...rarely drink coffee
Labels are generally only on the outside if my shirt is inside out
I've played league & union
**wait a moment** yep, got testicles
Don't bother with trojans, my missus is on the pill
Damn...dipped out on that footwear....does bare feet count?
After I checked for the testicles...no don't need no nasal help

Am I real?
 

Fibroman

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dannyboy said:
I drink tea (extra strong) from a mug...rarely drink coffee
Labels are generally only on the outside if my shirt is inside out
I've played league & union
**wait a moment** yep, got testicles
Don't bother with trojans, my missus is on the pill
Damn...dipped out on that footwear....does bare feet count?
After I checked for the testicles...no don't need no nasal help

Am I real?

Oh Danny boy. The pipes, the pipes are calling.........

For some common bloody sense.

The cold hard facts of the situation are, that Ryles is not living up to expectations, and Brown has shown at times that he lacks the maturity required to be a first grade coach (as do alot of other coaches). MG was simply calling a spade, a spade. Then there is a half baked personal attack on his character. The bloke is entitled to express an opinion.

Ps. I wouldn't be bragging about playing Union. I got sucked into playing a season of that rubbish once. I lasted about four games before I had a reality check and went back to league.

Pps. Whatever happened to 'Taxidriver'? That bloke is a legend and was the original Rooster Basher on this site. Bring back Travis Bickle! He had some testicles, that's for sure.
 

Willow

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Fibroman said:
Come out to the western suburbs sometime..........there are real people out here.
I was brought up a westie and proud of it. But I was never a fan of snobbery... be it from the east or the west.
 

Willow

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adamkungl said:
Get over it.
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone came up with that witty retort. Its like asking asking a Roosters supporter to get over it in regards to Finchy Jnr or Finchy Snr.
Or better still, ask a Roosters supporter to get over his victim complex. lol
It aint gunna happen and for every rational Roosters fan you'll easily find 10 others looking for something to complain about.
adamkungl said:
keep whinging Dragons fans have a lot more to worry about than MG bagging players and coach
Oh dear, another flounder from the flathead. Heads up kungl, no one here is saying we don't have problems of our own or that MG is the the source of that angst. Its called a discussion forum and folks are entitled to bag out on anyone within reason.
adamkungl said:
maybe they should look at the sort of form thats getting them bagged in the first place.
Again, who here is not acknowledging the form?

Re the baggers, I'll agree when the same keyboard heroes who lay in the boot in are the same level-headed folk who acknowledge good football when they see it. Some blokes are only good at doing the former.
 

dannyboy

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Fibroman said:
Oh Danny boy. The pipes, the pipes are calling.........

For some common bloody sense....

So tongue in cheek humour is now reserved for those west of Mamre/Northern Road? Real people = real humour. Imaginary people = no humour allowed. Got it.

I don't care what MG writes about any player, you're right he is entitled to his opinion and his columns I generally enjoy. However, I agree with Preacher's assessment of MG as a public speaker.

Fibroman said:
Ps. I wouldn't be bragging about playing Union. I got sucked into playing a season of that rubbish once. I lasted about four games before I had a reality check and went back to league..

Had no choice....it was a school requirement....and was played when it still was a 'running game'. Fun to play but I prefer league.
 

Willow

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dannyboy said:
Had no choice....it was a school requirement....and was played when it still was a 'running game'. Fun to play but I prefer league.
and yet...
Fibroman said:
I got sucked into playing a season of that rubbish once. I lasted about four games before I had a reality check and went back to league..
Fibroman chose to play Union. LOL!

Don't feel bad lad, I played it once myself.
 

Fibroman

First Grade
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Collateral said:
I was forced to play it for 2 years. I just tried to pretend I was playing league...

Let's get onto Slater and Gordon and take class action against the ARU for psychological injury as a result of playing that joke of a sport.

Ps. I'm about to get a Panthers Pizza for dinner/breakfast to help the Melbourne bitter settle in my guts. How good is it out here in Fibroland? You blokes, fair dinkum, don't know what you're missing out on.

You can still wake up out here and find a 5cm length cut out of your nylex in the morning. It's great to have a neighbour with a bigger power bill coming from their garden shed than from the main house.:?
 

Collateral

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Everyone was pretending to be Larkham or some other Wannaby joke...I was Gasnier...even though I played in the fowards. I have an active imagination.
 

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