Mark O'Neill

[I'm a loser baby...]

 

[hineyrulz]

Photo Caption Contest

Post your captions here. The best caption wins a Parramatta eels jersey signed by Mark O'Neill and one of Bernie Gerr's assistants.

We can't bust heads like we used too, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an Onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry it cost a nickel. And in those days nickels had pictures of Bumblebees on em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter", you'd say. Now where was we... oh yeah. The important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions because of the war, the only things you could get was them big yellow ones........

 

[84 Baby]

We can't bust heads like we used too, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an Onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry it cost a nickel. And in those days nickels had pictures of Bumblebees on em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter", you'd say. Now where was we... oh yeah. The important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions because of the war, the only things you could get was them big yellow ones........

I like to think you have that memorised

 

[hineyrulz]

I like to think you have that memorised

Mate Grandpa Simpson FTW!!

 

[84 Baby]

Mate Grandpa Simpson FTW!!

Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions

 

[Gary Gutful]

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Winner.

 

[Gary Gutful]

We can't bust heads like we used too, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an Onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry it cost a nickel. And in those days nickels had pictures of Bumblebees on em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter", you'd say. Now where was we... oh yeah. The important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions because of the war, the only things you could get was them big yellow ones........

Runner up.

 

[84 Baby]

Winner.

Runner up.

Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?

 

[hindy111]

Hang on I havent had a go.

I reckon he is saying.

5yr plan with toughest preseason ever.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?

Some important people. You wouldn't know them.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Photo Caption Contest - Round 2

 

[El Diablo]

anyone want a lolly?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Mate Grandpa Simpson FTW!!

 

[T.S Quint]

Photo Caption Contest - Round 2

Mark O’Neill-coached Under 10’s team after their victory over the Parramatta Eels First Grade team.

 

[emjaycee]

Photo Caption Contest - Round 2

 

[84 Baby]

Photo Caption Contest - Round 2

“So this family of entertainers walks into see the talent agent...”

 

[Gary Gutful]

Emjaycee wins Round 2.

Unfortunately there is no Round 3 as it was an overwhelmingly shit game invented by a mincer.

 

[hineyrulz]

Emjaycee wins Round 2.

Unfortunately there is no Round 3 as it was an overwhelmingly shit game invented by a mincer.

*Sips mincer

 

[T-Boon]

Just to recap on this appointment. It is a very average appointment.

 

[T-Boon]

I think head of football Mark O'Neil should try to sign Jason Taumololo.