Your fingers may very well be wedged under it but when you see a still of the ball touching the ground.. not much the umpires can do
Has Clarke had a bet on England.
Even if he has got a finger tomorrow it's 100% touching the ground first.
You attacked a poster for grammar that was perfectly acceptable because you had nothing else to offer. Since then you have demonstrated that your own grasp of the English language is bordering on abysmal. Thus, you are scorned for both the original unimaginative attack AND your own awful writing skills.
Had you not been deluded and boring enough to bring up grammar originally, you would be free to post poorly without attracting scorn
Nah. It's three thousand words too short and far too well written.
As for the game, I think their quellers are too qualified and will be too good for us in the end.
Unless you were deliberately trying to be ironic, you may want to try some of these adjectives next time;
instead of 'too short" try concise or succinct; and
instead of "far too well written" try articulate, eloquent, or intelligible.
But regardless, you ought to have quotation marks around "quellers".
* Perhaps you mean "more qualified"? However, as there are no actual qualifications to bowling that I am aware of (unlike say coaching) and given someone playing in the match either qualifies to bowl or not by virtue of ICC clearance which isn't indicative of the level of playing ability but mere bowling action legitimacy; if you mean (some of) their bowlers are better overall than Australia's to quell high or fast run scoring rates, just say so: e.g. "I think their 'quellers' are better (than Straya's) and will be too good for us in the end".
You may think your grammar was perfectly acceptable. It is not. "Quellers" without speechmarks. "Too qualified"?
It is full of errors, and yet ironically you're attacking my grammar initially. You ironically attack my lack of concision, but are wordy with ""far too well written". And "too short" of what exactly, my minimum post word count?
So go have a sook about something else Bazal. You're boring me. But if you want to try and scorn me and my writing. Go for it. But I don't think you have the skills to do it. Just my opinion.
Wooooooooooosh!
And nothing of value was added
I guess the obvious part of you accusing me of attacking grammar first, and the quote of who started it just flew over your head. Maybe I needed to spell that part out to you, instead of assuming that you got the obvious reference.