membership brochure

[Parra Pride]

Is there an "Eel until Morts leaves the club" package?

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Hmmm...I wonder if I can convince them to give me a star for free...

:sarcasm:

 

[Eels Dude]

Gee that membership brochure screams of propogranda paraody. Reminds me of the movie Starship Troopers. All we get next year is a keyring and bumper sticker? I guess the 30 dollar gift certificate makes up for the rest but even then you can't buy anything at the B&G Army store for less than that.

Well done to Tony Bongo for getting your Swarm Idea officially recognised by the club, they really should be putting a special thanks out there for you to that as it's a great initiative. Would be great if it was GA but that's a stadium thing so you've done your best.

 

[Parra Pride]

Reminds me of the movie Starship Troopers.

So, if we sign up we're going to get our brains sucked out?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Gee that membership brochure screams of propogranda paraody. Reminds me of the movie Starship Troopers.

It's advertising material! WTF do you expect?

We haven't won anything for a long time and we came 14th last season and there is a lot of bad blood between some members due to a painful regime change a couple of years ago but please come and watch us next year because we'll probably finish in the top 12!

You don't work in marketing do you? Without propaganda it's impossible to make any money from selling entertainment.

 

[mickdo]

Gee that membership brochure screams of propogranda paraody. Reminds me of the movie Starship Troopers. All we get next year is a keyring and bumper sticker? I guess the 30 dollar gift certificate makes up for the rest but even then you can't buy anything at the B&G Army store for less than that.

They'd boo Santa this mob.

I hear the Raiders are looking for fans. Pete can fill you in on the details.

 

[Eels Dude]

It's advertising material! WTF do you expect?



You don't work in marketing do you? Without propaganda it's impossible to make any money from selling entertainment.

You're spot on. They seem to be overdoing it this time especially with this 'Eel for Life' thing branded on the arms. Hope it works though.

 

[Parra Pride]

They'd boo Santa this mob.

I hear the Raiders are looking for fans. Pete can fill you in on the details.

Who wouldn't boo that merkin? I asked for the Eels to win a premiership for Christmas, and instead he gave me nothing.

 

[Suitman]

Who wouldn't boo that merkin? I asked for the Eels to win a premiership for Christmas, and instead he gave me nothing.

At least he didn't give you a wooden spoon.
Gotta be thankful for something.

Suity

 

[born an eel]

Who wouldn't boo that merkin? I asked for the Eels to win a premiership for Christmas, and instead he gave me nothing.

ease up on the fat guy, I heard it was one of the elves who crashed the sleigh and mrs clause stashed some of the toys for herself after find santa and rudolph in a compromising situation.

 

[The EELiminator]

the brochure is well done i like how they have a few of us average punters in there as well as the celebs and players

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I like how they've got little Chrissy Sandow's head sticking out of an Eels jersey.

Bring on 2012.

 

[The EELiminator]

I like how they've got little Chrissy Sandow's head sticking out of an Eels jersey.

Bring on 2012.

amen brother :thumb

 

[Suitman]

ease up on the fat guy, I heard it was one of the elves who crashed the sleigh and mrs clause stashed some of the toys for herself after find santa and rudolph in a compromising situation.

Well, f**k me.
I never would have guessed Santa was into beastiality.
I think I'll cancel that request for a hamster for Christmas.


Suity

 

[Eels Dude]

I like the fact that out of all the people they've used to market their membership drive they've chosen Simon Baker. He seems a good bloke.

 

[Eels Dude]

ease up on the fat guy, I heard it was one of the elves who crashed the sleigh and mrs clause stashed some of the toys for herself after find santa and rudolph in a compromising situation.

Obviously Santa's a Raiders supporter then.

 

[The EELiminator]

Well, f**k me.
I never would have guessed Santa was into beastiality.
I think I'll cancel that request for a hamster for Christmas.


Suity

slightly used :sarcasm:

 

[The EELiminator]

I like the fact that out of all the people they've used to market their membership drive they've chosen Simon Baker. He seems a good bloke.

of course he's a good bloke he's an eels supporter

 

[Suitman]

slightly used :sarcasm:

Well, as long as he's removed the gaffa tape.

Suity

 

[The EELiminator]

Well, as long as he's removed the gaffa tape.

Suity

and hosed it off