Mooney Valley Friday Dec 21

[St. Brett]

God damn it hurry up guys.

It is as of now 2:25pm as I type this and at around 3:30pm thisarvo race 5 at Pakenham I have this vision special just like The Wolverine that day.

The race is about an hour from now.

MLB Rce 5 number 12 OUR MANNER! And number 2 SCAR is my insurance bet to cover for the roughy.

Hurry up god damn you, don't just sit there rush down and back it eachway.
You haven't got much time.

God speed you assholes hurry up.

Quickly quickly quickly!

 

[St. Brett]

There....I've done my part

It's now up to you to get on.

There's nothing more I can add except that some times I feel sorry for you people in this section of LU.

You all get here banging your heads together doing your darnest to tip out $2:50 favorites just like Ray Hickson and Dufficy and Mathews.
I feel so sorry for ya....seeing you struggle......laying out 50 cent quinella's and box triffecta's.
I don't mean to sound rude....but, you're all pathetic.
Hate to see my fellow board members struggle daily.

You all remind me of this local Scottish lady down my TAB who backs all this rubbish in half unit bets.

For me to associate with you and mingle amongst you takes away a certain gloss.

If only you took that next step and joined Brett Company would you be led to a righteous path.

Ponton? That other guy? Any of you there?

Are you going to let this one slip through your fingers just like The Wolverine at 40-1 that other time?

J. Benbow is gonna ride this light weight into immortal racing history and I, Brett Gaddes, god damn it, was there to say I was on him that friggin' day and they weren't!
They weren't because they didn't listen.

They choose instead to be head strong and pig headed.

When you fly in a 747 you're putting your life in the hands of the two pilots.
Let me be your pilot today! Let me guide you to safety. Fly the safety skies with Brett Company.
Say it! In Brett we trust! Go ahead now!

So go ahead.....open up your wallets and back OUR MANNER and you watch that mother F'er fly!

Anyone that doesn't get on has no hands and wipes their ass with their nubs.

My teachings today have been brought to you by Dry Idea and Imperial Leather.

 

[St. Brett]

On a lesser note.........there is the issue of Sydney F.C. versus L.A. Beckham Galaxy tonight.

I can't let this game go ahead without having something on it.

4 of the Beckham team are out.

It's only an exhibition so I'm thinking draw.

I'm gonna back the 3 follwing options with only $10 on them.

1-1 Draw

2-2 draw

2-1 Sydney F.C. win

But........but what happens if it's 0-0?
I haven't got the money to cover the fourth option.

If it rains then it will be really low scoring so 1-1 maybe? or a 1-0 score most likely.

I've never got a soccer bet up.

 

[St. Brett]

This race is on in 15 minutes and only 6 people managed to read this thread?

I'm wasting my time.

The moderators are gonna have to look into making this section a little more appealing.

Hey...moderator of this section....if my bet does no good can you delete this thread for me?

I can only say I tried.

 

[Jono Russell]

Good pick up there on Scar. Paid $10+

 

[Foz]

Wasnt that Scar one of Mathew Allan's first rides back after about 12 months?
Good pick up.
Hey Brett just wondering what form you guys use.
In most forms I pick up on the Dogs they dont even list a price.
Sometimes the Telegraph will list them for WP but other than that your lucky to get a form comment.
Herald is much the same.

That Jackies Puzzle is in at Gosford again tonight and has drawn the 1.(race 7)
Should be a good price with some chance but how do you really know?

 

[Tom Shines]

Mate you are a genius. I try to follow your picks, just didn't get time.

 

[Foz]

How about Gosford Dogs last night.
No dog inside box 4 won.
Box 8 won 6 races and 2nd in 2 others.Cant remember if 1 other ran 3rd and the other unplaced.
Inside boxes hardly ran a place all night.

 

[bling_fc]

Mates a trainer and has a dog in tonight at Ballarat Race 9 #3 won last week at 10/1 maybe a place chance tonight

 

[St. Brett]

Suck.

What a drag todays racing is.

I can't even raise a pulse for the offering from SYD and BRS.

I picked this T. Angland mount in the 5th or 6th and they go - hasn't raced for 30 weeks. Not good enough.

Well, what about all the other horses? They haven't either!

I'm going to plonk 10 on Road to Anthens.
Dufficy and all them twits were talking it up thismorning and it's kind of side-tracked me a bit.

MLB Rce 5 number 6 + 7 RTA's and Perusen

With no great confiedence I'll back those two.

I think Gallopin can be beaten.

SYD Rce 4 if you can pick the winner of this you're a champ.
Hardest race today.

I think Pasakatera can beat those other 3 in SYD today too.

Astral Traveler with A. Merrit is racing at 30-1 today at Gold Coast.

Don't back anything I've tipped out today as I'm buying fertilizer and imperial leather and shavers today and a prawn omelette.

Today sux.

 

[juggalo_strit]

Well Guys, how was your punting weekend???
I only had one bet, but it was worth it!
The one and only Takeover Target. Has my heart in my mouth for the race but it got there in the end. When it opened up at $1.75 you just couldn't back it......
When the bookies let it out to 2-1 it was simply irresistable. We all knew it was a two horse race but when this champion can get out to this price you have to back it, and back it I did. I won't say how much i had on it, but it was enough to make my weekend a free one, and prob maybe the next few weekends as well! haha

 

[St. Brett]

ICP Juggalo_Strit

Can we guess?

A grand, right?

You put $1000 straight on it, eh?

Did you watch the Greys last Thursday when they had the MLB Cup? Both Slater and Miagi being beaten didn't surprise me.

They hardly took any fitness form into the races, especially Slater.

See that hot pot got beat up in BRS on Saturday too?

December always is a bad month to gamble.

The races don't mean anything.

I racked my brain yesterday and today to tip ya something but there's nothing there.

Even Gosford greys daily double tonight is crap.

I'll try and pick something out hang on.

 

[St. Brett]

See, I don't get this.

This turns me off betting.

In the first leg of the daily double at Gosford tonight on www.skychannel.com.au they have number 2 Hewitt on Uni TAB $1:10!
Believe that?

As well they then have number 3 Surfing magic at $1:90 on NSW in the same race.

How can you have two favs so short in the same race? Where's the value?

Then look at the second leg no difference.

Number 3 is $1:50

Puts me right off betting.

The double will be lucky to pay $2?

I'm not backing it but tomorrow I'm checking the paper for the daily double to read 3 in the first leg with either 3 or 7 in the second leg.

That 7 in the second leg Lou Lou Token won well at its last start. Why can't it repeat the run at 20-1 tonight?

What if I just put a lousy $5 on the daily double? Only cost me $10 all up with two dogs in the 2nd leg?

Nahhh...I'm gonna go up the street now and buy Watermelon and Mangoes instead.
When are Lychees coming out?

DO NOT BACK THIS DAILY DOUBLE TONIGHT ONLY OBSERVE IT AND WE WILL BE BETTER FOR THE RUN TOMORROW.
(I think I'm primed to tip you a horse winner tomorrow, ok? So, keep an out for this thread. Brett Company will keep you posted.)
I had a dream about a river with giant gum tree logs speeding down it last night and went in search today of anything connected to it.
Nothing.

See O'Hara in the paper on Friday? I want her to carry 50kg's if I'm to bed her down for the night.

 

[juggalo_strit]

Not quite a $1000 but close enough.....
Close in the DD last night, lucky you saved your money!

tip of the day is nice and early.
Race 1 number 3 @ Sandown. Ruby Trois.
Can't see the favourite seeing out the 1700m....

 

[Seagullsrock]

QR Race 4 No.2 Akoya
Race 5 Take the best value out of 1, 6 and 7. The winner should come from those three.
Race 8 No.1 Danwana
MR Race 5 No.6 He's Latin
Race 6 No. 7 Mata Mia and no.5 Mistake Creek

Juggalo, Ruby Trois is scratched.

 

[juggalo_strit]

SCARTCHED! ARGHHHH
well back the field against the favourite!

 

[St. Brett]

Well, I'm going to beat you all! I'm in the first at BRS, which is only 20 minutes away.

I put $7 a win on horses 4, 8 and 10.

I'm fishing for odds.

Try and pick the winner of this race, guys.

You'll be a friggin' magician.

20 from now and my race starts.

Todays races are sh*t yet again.

 

[juggalo_strit]

Well the favourite got beaten in the first at Sandown as predicted.
I just didn't take the winner for first in all my exotics! ARGH

 

[juggalo_strit]

Ballarat today.....
Race 4 - 10 Bubble Act
Race 5 - 7 Wave On
Race 6 - 2 Majestic Arch
Sapphire Coase
Race 6 - 6 Smart Union

Get on!

 

[punton]

Race 7 No. 5