Mr Juan Pharkall to become next shark immortal

[cussy]

In a developement at scum park today Mr Pharkall was presented with a rusty pepsi can and induced as the next great scum immortal.Drinking from a can of pepsi Mr Pharkall said ,"jess i am happy to accept this award and see my name next to other immortals of the calibre of Bishop,Miller,Crossan,Covell and co."He also said "Jess this award is very special and like the major awards in the cronulla trophy cabinet i will place this award next to a cobweb and a dead cockroach"

 

[General E. Injured]

i think even willow will struggle to find some lols for this one. and who is jess?

 

[Objective One]

doof doof, doof doof, yo bro yu wan hommus on yo kebab bro, doof doof, doof doof, doof doof.... oh dat's di tiem? gunna go bro to my ESL class, doof doof, doof doof,

 

[Willow]

i think even willow will struggle to find some lols for this one. and who is jess?

LOL LOL LOL
:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[cussy]

OO if your implying I am of middle eastern extraction you are greatly mistaken.As for who is jess...if you have ever had the pleasure of talking to someone with a strong Spainish accent they pronounce yes as jess, now Mr Pharkall has a first name of Juan thereby implying he is either Spainish or Mexican, hence the pronounciation JESS.It's not hard to understand if you have bothered to venture out of that cesspool called the shire.
Typical scum mentality, ASSUMING that 1 Jess is a person and 2 someone is middle eastern(i can't even figure out how by my post).

 

[wittyfan]

Wouldn't the rest of Mr Pharkall's dialogue also be littered with a Spanish accent?

And who would drink Pepsi out of a rusty can?

Back to the drawing board, cussy.

 

[Willow]

And who would drink Pepsi out of a rusty can?

Juan Pharkall for one... and every year its tastes more bitter.

It's rusty because its sitting in a empty and scummy old trophy cabinet. Get with the programme Sully.

 

[Dragonheart]

And who would drink Pepsi out of a rusty can?

He wasn't so worried about the contents of the can...obviously he was just pleased to win something...it doesn't normally happen in the shire.

 

[wittyfan]

Juan Pharkall for one... and every year its tastes more bitter.

It's rusty because its sitting in a empty and scummy old trophy cabinet. Get with the programme Sully.

I don't think Juan would be that careless.

 

[Willow]

You might be right. He has managed to survive for 39 years without incident.

 

[wittyfan]

He must be getting on then!

 

[General E. Injured]

his older brother is dead

 

[God-King Dean]

Do your research General. It was his half-brother, Juan Sumthin

 

[Willow]

He must be getting on then!

He had the opportunity to move to the Gold Coast or Central Coast. But he saw the writing was on the wall... relocation may have led to his demise.
Instead he chose to stick it out in Woolaware... thus ensuring a long and miserable existence.

 

[Go Nulla]

OO if your implying I am of middle eastern extraction you are greatly mistaken.As for who is jess...if you have ever had the pleasure of talking to someone with a strong Spainish accent they pronounce yes as jess, now Mr Pharkall has a first name of Juan thereby implying he is either Spainish or Mexican, hence the pronounciation JESS.It's not hard to understand if you have bothered to venture out of that cesspool called the shire.
Typical scum mentality, ASSUMING that 1 Jess is a person and 2 someone is middle eastern(i can't even figure out how by my post).

You poor mentally geniused farkwit.

 

[gorilla]

Hopefully someone will do a Bart Simpson, a la Moe's, and have Mr Juan Farquall paged at WIN on Saturday.

 

[Father Ted]

You poor mentally geniused farkwit.

How you can call anyone names when you follow the sharks and live in brisbane . Loser times two squared .

 

[wittyfan]

He had the opportunity to move to the Gold Coast or Central Coast. But he saw the writing was on the wall... relocation may have led to his demise.
Instead he chose to stick it out in Woolaware... thus ensuring a long and miserable existence.

The last I saw of Juan was when he was dodging bullets in Hurstville.

 

[gorilla]

The last I saw of Juan was when he was dodging bullets in Hurstville.

My God, he'd been followed all the way from Caringbah - probably trying to get to safety in that famous mecca for southerlanders: Roselands.

Cue Paul Simon - "We're going to Roselands, Roselands, home away from home..."

 

[Willow]

The last I saw of Juan was when he was dodging bullets in Hurstville.

Perhaps you're exaggerating his plight to make yourself feel better.
What sort of people shoot guns in Hurstville?