my samoan mate???

[fuggitt]

my samoan mate sent me that mal meninga/billy slater text today-should i dobb him into the police???

 

[Someone]

Definately. Go for it.

 

[Fibroman]

I already have called the cops. Bloody druggies and their cones.

 

[nqcowboy87]

what

 

[DeeJ]

What did it say?

 

[Karlos]

my samoan mate sent me that mal meninga/billy slater text today-should i dobb him into the police???

Awesome, another intriguing chapter in the life of Fuggoff and his 'Samoan mate'. Is there somewhere I can sign up to recieve daily updates?

 

[icewind]

huh?

 

[Bman26]

Tell the joke!

 

[fuggitt]

This fat bitch at the bar says, " if you can guess my weight you can f**k me".
The bloke standing next to her says," but your a three tonne fat ugly mole?"
She says, "thats close enough you lucky bastard"

Doctor rings the husband of a patient and explains "your wife is here and i'm afraid there has been a mix up with her test results, so we dont know if she;s got alzhiemers's or aid's.
The man replies "what the hell am i supposed to do now then?"
The doctor answers "i'm going to put her on the wrong bus, if she finds her way home, dont f**k her!"

 

[nqcowboy87]

This fat bitch at the bar says, " if you can guess my weight you can f**k me".
The bloke standing next to her says," but your a three tonne fat ugly mole?"
She says, "thats close enough you lucky bastard"

Doctor rings the husband of a patient and explains "your wife is here and i'm afraid there has been a mix up with her test results, so we dont know if she;s got alzhiemers's or aid's.
The man replies "what the hell am i supposed to do now then?"
The doctor answers "i'm going to put her on the wrong bus, if she finds her way home, dont f**k her!"

i dont get it is mal the fat bitch or slater - :roll::roll::roll:

 

[MacDougall]

I love you Fuggitt. That alzheimers joke is quality.

 

[Paullyboy]

Doctor rings the husband of a patient and explains "your wife is here and i'm afraid there has been a mix up with her test results, so we dont know if she;s got alzhiemers's or aid's.
The man replies "what the hell am i supposed to do now then?"
The doctor answers "i'm going to put her on the wrong bus, if she finds her way home, dont f**k her!"

:lol::lol: