My shit year at work

[Pistol_Pete]

I've just had my performance review
"Lazy, disinterested, absent, unmotivated" were some of the kinder apparaisals directed my way.

But I have been granted a stay of execution.
I'm going from windows to mac
I will use the USB slots on the right not the left
I will use ethernet rather than wifi to ensure I can surf more web pages at a faster rate in a given time span

All is well and I look forward to a St george like 11 in a row `employee of the month' awards

f**k me dead

 

[Drew-Sta]

What do you do for work?

 

[TiggaPlease]

Works in the office for Wests Tigers by the sounds of it.

 

[Ron's_Mate]

We would sack you, but what if we stuffed up and hired someone even worse? Therefore we will stick with you indefinitely.
Beers tonight?

 

[Pistol_Pete]

Who could be f**king worse ?
Honestly this bloke did not get top half with the favs for the comp
My old lady could have coached the side to get 8th

 

[N.C.]

I've got a clause in my contract that says if I don't meet my targets the bosses can sack me, but only if they pay me half a years salary... But it's okay becasue for most of the year I was on track to meet my target. It was just that little bit at the end that caught me off guard.

 

[God-King Dean]

Boss gave me some standards to live up to.

Sacked him.

 

[innsaneink]

I usually put the sugar in my cup first at smoko...then the coffee
But sometimes.............

 

[BuffaloRules]

KPI's?

Get F***ed!!

 

[Pistol_Pete]

If you warm the cup first with plain boiling water before you make the coffee it is meant to make better coffee. Performance thereafter should increase exponentially

 

[Ron's_Mate]

Some weeks I like coffee, others tea and sometimes I switch to hot chocolate. I also like to change mugs around to see if that makes a difference. Pretty much spent the whole year trying all the combinations but could never settle on one that really worked for me.
Oh well, try again next year ...

 

[innsaneink]

Some weeks I like coffee, others tea and sometimes I switch to hot chocolate. I also like to change mugs around to see if that makes a difference. Pretty much spent the whole year trying all the combinations but could never settle on one that really worked for me.
Oh well, try again next year ...

....keeps you on your toes though....

 

[macnaz]

I've got a clause in my contract that says if I don't meet my targets the bosses can sack me, but only if they pay me half a years salary... But it's okay becasue for most of the year I was on track to meet my target. It was just that little bit at the end that caught me off guard.

Its ok. The last bit was Robbies fault .

 

[Old Time Tiger]

Ron, you should have stuck to the combination you liked best in January on your holidays before returning to work and getting back into your work.

You can't use the company time to waste on changing combinations when there's some serious work to do, KPI's to meet, etc etc. Your CEO would not or should not appreciate that.

Me, if I was your manager, I would have reviewed your performance mid year.

 

[N.C.]

Its ok. The last bit was Robbies fault .

I'm so glad I don't have to keep explaining this. I mean, nobody said we'd win seven in a row, either. But we did.

 

[Vic Mackey]

Boss gave me some standards to live up to.

Sacked him.

:lol:

 

[The Charlatan]

I've got a clause in my contract that says if I don't meet my targets the bosses can sack me, but only if they pay me half a years salary... But it's okay becasue for most of the year I was on track to meet my target. It was just that little bit at the end that caught me off guard.

Just parade yourself out the front of a rival company's head office, your bosses will panic and you'll likely get a payrise and will be made the de facto GM.

Happy days.

 

[N.C.]

I am still the best man for the job. There is no-one better. You're all way off the mark.

 

[The Charlatan]

If you're in middle management, you can also get one of your direct reports to harp on about how great a worker you are and you're the best there is.

 

[brooksy19]

look robbie should of kicked that field goal... but thats not an excuse its a reason the team, not me failed.