NAPLAN 2019

[This Year?]

This by far the best thread in 2019

 

[Gareth67]

Has this thread got something to do with today’s superannuation changes ?

 

[This Year?]

If there was an announcement being made on Friday and we have waited 7 years, 6 months and 2 weeks then how many Fridays have we waited for the announcement?

 

[muzby]

If there was an announcement being made on Friday and we have waited 7 years, 6 months and 2 weeks then how many Fridays have we waited for the announcement?

393

 

[muzby]

After another loss, a journalist asks Mary who should be held accountable for such poor performance.

Mary points to his 12 assistant coaches and says: (select the right answer)

A: Their over there
B: There over they’re
C: They’re over there
D: They’re over their

 

[Old Timer]

Trick question.

The circumference of a sphere is related to the centre (think of the equator) so is an independent measurement from the hem of a skirt, which is at the base.

Without further information regarding the length and style of skirt the correct answer cannot be obtained.

You are an irregular shaped blob muzby so stop trying to put yourself in the centre as if to make out you are normal
It is impossible to work out your shape as you continually turn & twist and morph to avoid scrutiny.
However the answer to the original question is simple
You always steel (love the Illawarra association) every thread you touch.

 

[Old Timer]

After another loss, a journalist asks Mary who should be held accountable for such poor performance.

Mary points to his 12 assistant coaches and says: (select the right answer)

A: Their over there
B: There over they’re
C: They’re over there
D: They’re over their

The answer is either Johnny who had to get his gun or George M Cohan who spelt it over there

 

[muzby]

You are an irregular shaped blob muzby

Was there an error in the printing of the test booklet?

muzby walked into a haberdashery store with the hem of his skirt dragging on the ground
Being a big round blob the circumference of his skirt was indeed large

This will f**k the bell curve you realise as everyone will be answering the question in the booklet.

Where did you get them printed? You could probably ask for a refund..

 

[SBD82]

You are an irregular shaped blob muzby so stop trying to put yourself in the centre as if to make out you are normal
It is impossible to work out your shape as you continually turn & twist and morph to avoid scrutiny.
However the answer to the original question is simple
You always steel (love the Illawarra association) every thread you touch.

@muzby

I’d like to echo @Old Timer in saying thank you for your efforts in bringing some steel to the threads. I think I speak for all of us (obviously at least OT and I) when I say, your hard work does not go unnoticed.

Much love, SBD and OT.

 

[Old Timer]

Was there an error in the printing of the test booklet?



This will f**k the bell curve you realise as everyone will be answering the question in the booklet.

Where did you get them printed? You could probably ask for a refund..

Do try and get a few things correct.
Dictionary definition
Round : Shaped like a circle or cylinder
With the use of the word “like” in the definition round is therefore neither a circle nor a cylinder

 

[muzby]

Dictionary definition
Round : Shaped like a circle or cylinder
With the use of the word “like” in the definition round is therefore neither a circle nor a cylinder

Holy crap.. This thread really does deliver learning for all of us..

I’ve just learned that apparently circles aren’t round..

Out of curiously if you weren’t referring to a circular structure, why did you use the word circumference?

Seriously.. Which nufty at the Department of Education gave you the job of writing NAPLAN questions?

 

[muzby]

Dictionary definition
Round : Shaped like a circle or cylinder
With the use of the word “like” in the definition round is therefore neither a circle nor a cylinder

Sorry, I like this post so much I’m quoting it twice..

 

[Dragons 09]

Bell curves, circular, cylinder.....starting to sound phallic in description. I have a fear this thread is starting to get off topic!

 

[Old Timer]

Holy crap.. This thread really does deliver learning for all of us..

I’ve just learned that apparently circles aren’t round..

Out of curiously if you weren’t referring to a circular structure, why did you use the word circumference?

Seriously.. Which nufty at the Department of Education gave you the job of writing NAPLAN questions?

Boy oh boy you are getting a lot of red pen
Did I say circles aren’t round?
I did say round isn’t always a circle according to a dictionary definition. It clearly states “like” which if not mistaken means similar but not the same.
More red pen for you
Circumference does not only apply to circles it also applies to abstract shapes such as yourself.
So it is perfectly legitimate for me to use round, circumference and irregular shaped blob.

 

[SBD82]

Boy oh boy you are getting a lot of red pen
Did I say circles aren’t round?
I did say round isn’t always a circle according to a dictionary definition. It clearly states “like” which if not mistaken means similar but not the same.
More red pen for you
Circumference does not only apply to circles it also applies to abstract shapes such as yourself.
So it is perfectly legitimate for me to use round, circumference and irregular shaped blob.

 

[muzby]

Bell curves, circular, cylinder.....starting to sound phallic in description. I have a fear this thread is starting to get off topic!

If your phallus is circular, I’d strongly recommend speaking to your GP..

 

[muzby]

Boy oh boy you are getting a lot of red pen
Did I say circles aren’t round?
I did say round isn’t always a circle according to a dictionary definition. It clearly states “like” which if not mistaken means similar but not the same.
More red pen for you
Circumference does not only apply to circles it also applies to abstract shapes such as yourself.
So it is perfectly legitimate for me to use round, circumference and irregular shaped blob.

Damn, man.. You’ve failed both English and Geometry NAPLAN in just one post..

And you don’t use red pen these days anyway as it’s demoralising to the kiddies..

 

[Dragons 09]

If your phallus is circular, I’d strongly recommend speaking to your GP..

Perhaps i should, might explain why it's Aiken.

 

[muzby]

Perhaps i should, might explain why it's Aiken.

Well played sir!

 

[muzby]

Highlight the errors in the below sentence:

Eye believe Dragons management has only made won good dicision recently, and that was two resign Mary.