The Rogue Nation of Happyfunplaytimesexland is a fledgling, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 5 million Happyfunplaytimesexlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.
The Happyfunplaytimesexlandian economy, worth 211 billion titties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 42,216 titties, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Happyfunplaytimesexland's national animal is the Drop Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
