nepolian dynamite

[BWNB]

has any one seen it and whats you opinion on it?
i'v seen it and its heaps good
ideas?

 

[Godz Illa]

It's Napoleon dude, gosh.

 

[BWNB]

It's Napoleon dude, gosh.

ill do what ever i want , gosh...

 

[half]

what the flip was grandma doing at the sand dunes? lol

 

[Godz Illa]

Just listen to your heart. That's what I do.

 

[BWNB]

i have been chatting online to a girl for 2 hours now its getting pretty serious

 

[hrundi99]

Napoleon Dynamite: So, we're pretty much friends by now, right?
Pedro: Yes.
Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right?
Pedro: What?

 

[Knightmare]

Do you like the shading I did on the top lip? It took me about 2 hours to do!"

 

[hrundi99]

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

 

[Melstar]

Napoleon: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!


Napoleon: I like your sleeves, they're real big
Deb: Thanks I made them myself

 

[Paullyboy]

Hmm, I might have to go check this movie out - I got told about it the other day and figured it was one of those arty movies Id never hear about again.

 

[Samwise]

I see you're drinking one per cent.. is that cause you think you're fat? cause you're not, you could drink full cream if you wanted to.

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.



Napoleon Dynamite: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.


Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.



Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.



Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Kip: Are you serious?
Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.

 

[Sun_Down]

Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

 

[Sun_Down]

Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

 

[BWNB]

Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro: Like what are my skills?
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

hahaha quote of the movie well they are all funny.

 

[Knightmare]

You can imagine Johnny coming out in the next election saying "Vote for me- I wear glasses!"

 

[weasel]

Napoleon Dynamite: You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

lol lol