Next coach sacked 2026

[Captain Apollo]

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I have a plan...

 

[Captain Apollo]

I think a relevant question here is "When is Payten's contract ending?"

Surely the longer he has left under the current contract, the more any payout would have to be.

Payten's contract ends at the conclusion of this season (i.e. 2026).

 

[Exsilium]

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Anything that involves some semblance of football IQ, I am good with.

Wanna join the coaching team? f**k it, lets just all coach the Dragons.

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Kyle Flanagan is the heir to the throne.

Congrats Kyle to your appointment.

 

[This Year?]

Well you dont have defence, so I'll take that. You just work on the roster and the attack.

First on the agenda, ban KFC.

Ok boy's here's what ya gotta do. We're gonna go with the Flanno ball power play, but instead you're going to dummy inside then hit the overs runner. Gutho, can your knees handle you being a support runner in the middle?
Kyle, are you paying attention? And take the helmet off for f**k's sake. I know your dad just got fired and you've got the sads but your head looks even more stupid with that on.
Val, you're in reserve grade this week so what the f**k are you doing in the huddle, merkin?

 

[Exsilium]

Ok boy's here's what ya gotta do. We're gonna go with the Flanno ball power play, but instead you're going to dummy inside then hit the overs runner. Gutho, can your knees handle you being a support runner in the middle?
Kyle, are you paying attention? And take the helmet off for f**k's sake. I know your dad just got fired and you've got the sads but your head looks even more stupid with that on.
Val, you're in reserve grade this week so what the f**k are you doing in the huddle, merkin?

Meanwhile I am out begging other NRL sides for a third tier halfback, healthy Knee'd fullback and a cardboard cutout for a centre.....

Hand me that lube, lip balm and some mouthwash.

 

[marlins2.0]

Meanwhile I am out begging other NRL sides for a third tier halfback, healthy Knee'd fullback and a cardboard cutout for a centre.....

Hand me that lube, lip balm and some mouthwash.

Probably should just paid for Volkmans surgery hey...

 

[Trifili13]

Lol can you imagine a side coached by an LU conglomerate?

That's the sort of chaos I need in my life

With the big screen at the ground and Foxtel showing live updates of the LU matchday thread and Sportsears simulcasting the LU coaching conglomerate. PVL should be onto this if he wants a record broadcast deal.

 

[Exsilium]

Probably should just paid for Volkmans surgery hey...

I broke into the clubs safe and all I found was this....

 

[flippikat]

Payten's contract ends at the conclusion of this season (i.e. 2026).

Thanks - that makes it pretty straightforward for him & the Cowboys.

If he wants an extension to the contract, he's got to deliver. I can't see them axing him early given it's so close to the end of the current one

 

[Exsilium]

With the big screen at the ground and Foxtel showing live updates of the LU matchday thread and Sportsears simulcasting the LU coaching conglomerate. PVL should be onto this if he wants a record broadcast deal.

You forgot the sportsbet app. One of our multis could very well secure the future of the club

 

[Captain Apollo]

You forgot the sportsbet app. One of our multis could very well secure the future of the club

or how long T-Boon lasts in the role of "Coaching Consultant"

 

[marlins2.0]

I broke into the clubs safe and all I found was this....

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Quality establishment. It's no restobar tho

 

[Valheru]

FFS couldn't wait one more week?

Famous ANZAC victory coming up.

 

[Apey]

I miss Flanno already. Big fan of what he was accomplishing at Dragon.

 

[Trifili13]

You forgot the sportsbet app. One of our multis could very well secure the future of the club

Forgot about that. We could all end up millionaires or in jail for insider trading.

 

[This Year?]

Meanwhile I am out begging other NRL sides for a third tier halfback, healthy Knee'd fullback and a cardboard cutout for a centre.....

Hand me that lube, lip balm and some mouthwash.

Has that cardboard cutout's manager called back yet? I have to name a team in just over 24 hours and I don't trust any other of these useless f**ks to get the job done.
@SLRBRONCOS has got the listerine, @Bazal is couriering the lube as we speak and I got Blake Lawrie to run down the chemist to get the lip balm cos the fat f**k could do with a run.
When ya get back we'll do some video on the f**king Rorters.

 

[Trifili13]

FFS couldn't wait one more week?

Famous ANZAC victory coming up.

You worried Lawrie and Guler are suddenly going to become first grade standard in the space of a few days?

 

[Valheru]

You worried Lawrie and Guler are suddenly going to become first grade standard in the space of a few days?

Have you not paid attention to Manly?

 

[This Year?]

Lanny and Watto are too busy looking out their windows for Weirdo and the other speculators. If Watto puts on that JDB wig he could make an escape.

Being a coach is f**king hard and I've only been doing it for half an hour! Where the f**k is my crownie? This one's already empty!
How the f**k can I run a session in peace with all these f**king vultures around?