After doing the video last night until 3am the best plan I can come up with is we need to infiltrate the Roosters squad with dragonsfooty.
But first I must make a sacrifice to the footy gods, then ask Bruce and Ziggy if they can go halves in a cloud seed.
Sugar keeps texting me asking for a team list and some bald loon keeps tagging in his shitty fb reels.
I have a power lunch scheduled with the BOD's and media interviews this arvo. Cookie keeps asking me to be captain and Kyle keeps begging me to pick him. Blake, Moses and Luciano keep asking me what's for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Also remara want to schedule a time to re-shoot their ad.
Maybe I'll ask the board for a pay rise cos I don't get paid enough for this shit.